Sunday, February 18, 2007

Papa's Sermon, Religious Poems, Parenting Stories

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Papa's Sermon, Religious Poems, Parenting Stories
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Busy in his study, a minister was preparing his sermon for the coming Sunday. He reached to the shelf at his side for a book, and then remembered that he had left it downstairs.

His little daughter was playing in the bedroom, and he called her. She came, running, eager and delighted at the thought that Papa needed her. He explained carefully where she could find the book, and she went gladly, returning in a moment with a book which he saw at a glance was the wrong one.

But he hardly looked at the book as he took it and laid it on the table. He looked only at the eager face of his daughter, wreathed in smiles. Gathering her close to his heart, he kissed her and said, "Thank You, darling."

And when she had gone back happy and contented to her play, he went quietly for the book he needed.

I think I should like to listen to the sermons that man would preach.

Author unknown

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Thursday, February 15, 2007

Wrong Number, Infidelity Jokes, Divorce Humor

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Wrong Number, Infidelity Jokes, Divorce Humor
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It was Saturday morning and John's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So John heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.

"Hello?" says a little girl's voice.

"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says John. "Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Fred."

After a brief pause, John says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Fred, honey!"

"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"

"Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Fred that my car's just pulled up outside the house."

"Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?"

"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead."

"Oh, my God! What about Uncle Fred?"

"He jumped out of bed too, and he was all scared, and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too."

There is a long pause.

"Swimming pool? Is this 555-3097?"

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A Divorced Woman's Perfect Breakfast, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Divorce Humor
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And You Wonder "Why" It Didn't Last, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Divorce Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/wonder

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Divorce Cards, Marriage Jokes, Ending A Marriage Humor:"They need a new line of greeting cards just for divorce...Front of card would say..."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/cards

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Everything He Needs, Divorce Jokes, Gallows Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/needs

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Farmer's Divorce, Redneck Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/farmers

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Her Third Husband, Divorce Jokes, Golfing Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/third

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Love Stamps, Lawyer Jokes, Divorce Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/stamps

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The Perfect Man, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
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Physician's Mistress:
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Twin Sisters, Being Married, Marriage Jokes, Divorce Humor:
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Being a Parent, Motherhood Poems, Parenting Stories

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Being a Parent, Motherhood Poems, Parenting Stories
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The house is untidy from window to door,
Marks on the walls and food on the floor.

The washing's unwashed
and the dishes are too,
There's scum in the bathroom
And fat on the stew.

There are toys in the passage
And under our feet;
The garden's a jungle
When seen from the street.

So what have I done, then
To earn my repose?
To just look around me
You'd say no-one knows!

I've held a small hand
As her first steps she took.

I've made animal noises
As we read a book.

I've built a mud pie
And admired a snail,

I've rescued the cat
From a grip on her tail.

I've wiped away tears,
And I've listened to tales.

I've used mediation
To get smiles from wails.

So I guess what I've done
Isn't easy to see -
It won't clean the house
And it won't cook the tea.

But if I have helped make a child feel good, know that she's loved and that she's understood, then I know that my work, though not easy to see, is just as important as any could be.

Author Unknown

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Funny stuff archive, New Jokes, Humor Link

Came across this site looking for new nursing and medical jokes for http://www.nursinghumor.com

It's got a large selection of jokes, cartoons and more! Enjoy!

Funny stuff archive:"Biggest collection of funny stuff : funny videos, funny pictures, jokes, humor, news funnies, free games, audio and more! Updated every 30 mins. Post your funny stuff today here!"
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Been seeing more blogs online for nurses, nursing topics, figured it would be a great way to keep everyone posted on new developments for our site.

We've been online since 1997, started as a personal page, http://www.lopez1.com initially.

Today in 2007 we've got over 12 different websites, over 20,000 pages and we incorporated in 2001 as Nursefriendly, Inc.

I'm a Registered Nurse, work in subacute rehab these days. Love my job, love working the web as well. Stay tuned for more on us and the website!

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Andrew Lopez, RN
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