Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Alliance for Advancing Nonprofit Healthcare, Healthcare Associations, Organizations

Alliance for Advancing Nonprofit Healthcare:"Incorporated in late 2002, the Alliance's sole purpose is to protect and enhance the abilities of nonprofit healthcare organizations to serve society and their individual communities. Through research, public education, and advocacy, the Alliance seeks to provide a strong, cohesive and persistent "voice" for a wide range of nonprofit healthcare organizations sharing many common goals and challenges--hospitals, health insurers, nursing homes, malpractice liability insurers, home care providers, and others. In addition, through education and other types of programs, the Alliance seeks to enhance the performance of nonprofit healthcare organizations in carrying out their unique roles and responsibilities."
The Alliance for Advancing Nonprofit Healthcare
P.O.Box 41015
Washington, DC 20018
Toll-free: 1-877-299-6497
http://www.nonprofithealthcare.com/

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See also:

National, State Nurse (Nursing) Organizations, http://www.4nursing.com/associations/

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Associations_22, Abuse, Abusive Behaviors, Abused, Direct Patient Care, http://www.nursefriendly.com/abuse/

+Associations_65, Addictions, Drug and Substance Abuse on The Nursefriendly: http://www.nursefriendly.com/addictions/

Associations_104, AIDS & HIV Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome, AIDS & HIV Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/aids/

Associations_41, Blood Banks, Blood Donation, Apheresis Links, http://www.4nursing.com/blood/

Associations_44, Pregnancy, Obstetrics, & Gynecology (OB-GYN), Direct (Bedside Nursing) Patient Care, http://www.4nursing.com/obgyn

Canadian Associations, Cancer, Oncology, Malignancy, Tumors:
http://www.4nursing.com/canadian

Cardiac Associations, Cardiac & Cardiology Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/cardiac

Intravenous, Infusion Therapy Professional Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/intravenous

Medical Associations, Cancer, Oncology, Malignancy, Tumors, http://www.4nursing.com/medical

Renal, Kidney Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/renal

Respiratory Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/respiratory

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL "nursefriendly"
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

All One Heart , Healthcare Associations, Organizations

All One Heart - People United to Promote Tolerance of Diversity Through Edu...
People United to Promote Tolerance of Diversity Through Education...
59 pages found, 117 links found, 2025 score http://www.alloneheart.com

Category: Abuse, Abusive Behaviors, Abuses

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See also:

National, State Nurse (Nursing) Organizations, http://www.4nursing.com/associations/

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Associations_22, Abuse, Abusive Behaviors, Abused, Direct Patient Care, http://www.nursefriendly.com/abuse/

+Associations_65, Addictions, Drug and Substance Abuse on The Nursefriendly: http://www.nursefriendly.com/addictions/

Associations_104, AIDS & HIV Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome, AIDS & HIV Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/aids/

Associations_41, Blood Banks, Blood Donation, Apheresis Links, http://www.4nursing.com/blood/

Associations_44, Pregnancy, Obstetrics, & Gynecology (OB-GYN), Direct (Bedside Nursing) Patient Care, http://www.4nursing.com/obgyn

Canadian Associations, Cancer, Oncology, Malignancy, Tumors:
http://www.4nursing.com/canadian

Cardiac Associations, Cardiac & Cardiology Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/cardiac

Intravenous, Infusion Therapy Professional Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/intravenous

Medical Associations, Cancer, Oncology, Malignancy, Tumors, http://www.4nursing.com/medical

Renal, Kidney Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/renal

Respiratory Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/respiratory

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL "nursefriendly"
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Friday, May 4, 2007

Alcoholics Victorious, Healthcare Associations, Organizations

Alcoholics Victorious support groups:"Founded in 1948, Alcoholics Victorious support groups offer a safe environment where recovering people who recognize Jesus Christ as their "Higher Power" gather together and share their experience, strength and hope. AV meetings use both the 12 Steps and the Alcoholics Victorious Creed."
http://crc.iugm.org/

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See also:

National, State Nurse (Nursing) Organizations, http://www.4nursing.com/associations/

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Associations_22, Abuse, Abusive Behaviors, Abused, Direct Patient Care, http://www.nursefriendly.com/abuse/

+Associations_65, Addictions, Drug and Substance Abuse on The Nursefriendly: http://www.nursefriendly.com/addictions/

Associations_104, AIDS & HIV Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome, AIDS & HIV Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/aids/

Associations_41, Blood Banks, Blood Donation, Apheresis Links, http://www.4nursing.com/blood/

Associations_44, Pregnancy, Obstetrics, & Gynecology (OB-GYN), Direct (Bedside Nursing) Patient Care, http://www.4nursing.com/obgyn

Canadian Associations, Cancer, Oncology, Malignancy, Tumors:
http://www.4nursing.com/canadian

Cardiac Associations, Cardiac & Cardiology Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/cardiac

Intravenous, Infusion Therapy Professional Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/intravenous

Medical Associations, Cancer, Oncology, Malignancy, Tumors, http://www.4nursing.com/medical

Renal, Kidney Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/renal

Respiratory Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/respiratory

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL "nursefriendly"
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Academy for Eating Disorders, Healthcare Associations, Organizations

Academy for Eating Disorders. About Eating Disorders. Course and Outcomes of Eating Disorders. "It is estimated that nearly one-half of patients with anorexia nervosa recover, 33 percent improve somewhat, and 20 percent remain chronically ill. Similar to anorexia nervosa, approximately 50 percent of bulimic individuals recover, 30 percent improve somewhat, and 20 percent continue to meet full criteria for bulimia nervosa".
AED
60 Revere Drive, Suite 500
Northbrook, IL 60062-1577
Phone: (847) 498-4274
Email: info@aedweb.org
http://www.aedweb.org/eating_disorders/outcomes.cfm

Category: Eating Disorders, Direct (Bedside Nursing) Patient Care, http://www.nursefriendly.com/eating/
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See also:

National, State Nurse (Nursing) Organizations, http://www.4nursing.com/associations/

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Associations_22, Abuse, Abusive Behaviors, Abused, Direct Patient Care, http://www.nursefriendly.com/abuse/

+Associations_65, Addictions, Drug and Substance Abuse on The Nursefriendly: http://www.nursefriendly.com/addictions/

Associations_104, AIDS & HIV Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome, AIDS & HIV Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/aids/

Associations_41, Blood Banks, Blood Donation, Apheresis Links, http://www.4nursing.com/blood/

Associations_44, Pregnancy, Obstetrics, & Gynecology (OB-GYN), Direct (Bedside Nursing) Patient Care, http://www.4nursing.com/obgyn

Canadian Associations, Cancer, Oncology, Malignancy, Tumors:
http://www.4nursing.com/canadian

Cardiac Associations, Cardiac & Cardiology Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/cardiac

Intravenous, Infusion Therapy Professional Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/intravenous

Medical Associations, Cancer, Oncology, Malignancy, Tumors, http://www.4nursing.com/medical

Renal, Kidney Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/renal

Respiratory Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/respiratory

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL "nursefriendly"
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Advanced Practice Nurse Council of Delaware, Healthcare Associations, Organizations

Advanced Practice Nurse Council of Delaware:"The Advanced Practice Nurse strives for excellence in academic and clinical training to provide quality health care to the people we serve. The Advanced Practice Nurse Council of Delaware (APN Council), a division of the Delaware Nurses Association (DNA), represents the interests of all Advanced Practice Nurses in Delaware. Dynamic and growing, the APN Council takes a proactive leadership role that supports the goals and objectives of the APN profession in Delaware. The APN Council provides quality continuing education for APN's, and advocacy for cost-effective comprehensive care for all patients in all settings."
Sarah J. Carmody, DNA Executive Director
2644 Capital Trail Suite 330 Newark, DE 19711
W (302) 368-2333 Fax (302) 366-1775
Email delnurse@erols.com
http://www.delapn.org/

Advanced Practice Nurses, APNs, http://www.4nursing.com/apn

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See also:

National, State Nurse (Nursing) Organizations, http://www.4nursing.com/associations/

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Associations_22, Abuse, Abusive Behaviors, Abused, Direct Patient Care
http://www.nursefriendly.com/abuse/

+Associations_65, Addictions, Drug and Substance Abuse on The Nursefriendly: http://www.nursefriendly.com/addictions/

Associations_104, AIDS & HIV Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome, AIDS & HIV Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/aids/

Associations_41, Blood Banks, Blood Donation, Apheresis Links, http://www.4nursing.com/blood/

Canadian Associations, Cancer, Oncology, Malignancy, Tumors:
http://www.4nursing.com/canadian

Medical Associations, Cancer, Oncology, Malignancy, Tumors, http://www.4nursing.com/medical

Cardiac Associations, Cardiac & Cardiology Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/cardiac

Intravenous, Infusion Therapy Professional Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/intravenous

Associations_44, Pregnancy, Obstetrics, & Gynecology (OB-GYN), Direct (Bedside Nursing) Patient Care, http://www.4nursing.com/obgyn

Renal, Kidney Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/renal

Respiratory Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/respiratory

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL "nursefriendly"
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Crossmap.com

http://www.nursinghumor.com

Crossmap.com:"Crossmap.com is an organization running since 2000 for the purpose of serving the Christian community as a web portal. We aim to gather the Christian content on the internet and to organize so that it is easily accessible to all Christians. This is done for the greater purpose of winning the internet and to allow it to be used for God's glory. We strive to attain this goal through our system of search engines, directories, and our directly provided Christian content. The corporate headquarters is located in San Francisco, CA:"
Crossmap.com
631 Howard St.
San Francisco, CA 94104
http://jokes.crossmap.com/

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.nursefriendly.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL "nursefriendly"
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4nursing.com
http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Two Gifts For Adam & Eve, Battle of The Sexes, Nursing & Medical Jokes & Humor

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To read our newest, visit http://www.4nursing.com/blog

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Two Gifts For Adam & Eve, Battle of The Sexes, Nursing & Medical Jokes & Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/two
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One day The Lord came to Adam, and said, "I've got some good news and some bad news."

Adam said, "Well, give me the good news first."

The Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you.

One is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve.

The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children."

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"

The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."

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More Battle of The Sexes Humor, http://www.nursinghumor.com/battle/

Are You The Manager? Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Bartender Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/manager

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A Woman's Random Thoughts, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/random

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Before And After Love, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:"BEFORE - You take my breath away AFTER - I feel like I'm suffocating."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/before

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Brand New Hat, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Geriatrics Humor:"There was a little old lady standing at a corner. She had both hands holding her hat on while the wind blew her dress up around her waist."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/hat

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Creation of Man, Adam & Eve Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"Eve was talking with God in the Garden of Eden, and she said, "God I have a problem. It's a beautiful garden, but I'm lonely and I'm sick of eating apples." "Okay. I'll create a man for you.""
http://www.nursinghumor.com/creation

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Definitely Warm, Battle of The Sexes Jokes & Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/warm

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Dressing Up, On The Job Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"There was this rich woman who lives in a large mansion. One day she comes upon the butler and says "butler take off my blouse"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dressing

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Exam Professionalism, Medical Jokes, Doctor's Humor:"A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/exam

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Feel Like A Woman, Marriage Jokes, Parenting Humor:"A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm. The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind and lightning. The passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to crash and that they are all going to die."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/feel

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Feeling Exhausted, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/exhausted

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New Secretary, Doctor's Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"Dr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/secretary

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Pay Raise, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Employment Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/raise

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Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/rules

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Ultimate Fantasy! Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/fantasy

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Useless Boob, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relgious Humor:"And God created woman and she had three breasts. He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/useless

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.nursefriendly.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL "nursefriendly"
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4nursing.com
http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Monday, April 2, 2007

An Hour of Your Time, Fatherhood Poems, Parenting Stories

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To read our newest, visit http://www.4nursing.com/blog

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An Hour of Your Time, Fatherhood Poems, Parenting Stories:
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/hour

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A man came home from work late again, tired and irritated, to find his 5 year old son waiting for him at the door. "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"

"Yeah, sure, what is it?" replied the man.

"Daddy, how much money do you make an hour?

"That's none of your business! What makes you ask such a thing?" the man said angrily.

"I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?" pleaded the little boy.

"If you must know, I make $20.00 an hour."

"Oh," the little boy replied, head bowed. Looking up, he said, "Daddy, may I borrow $10.00 please?"

The father was furious. "If the only reason you wanted to know how much money I make is just so you can borrow some to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you're being so selfish. I work long, hard hours everyday and don't have time for such childish games."

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even madder about the little boy's questioning. How dare him ask such questions only to get some money.

After an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think he may have been a little hard on his son. Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $10.00, and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door. "Are you asleep son?" he asked.

"No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy.

"I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier," said the man. "It's been a long day and I took my aggravation out on you. Here's that $10.00 you asked for."

The little boy sat straight up, beaming. "Oh, thank you daddy!" he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow, he pulled out some more crumpled up bills. The man, seeing that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, then looked up at the man.

"Why did you want more money if you already had some?" the father grumbled.

"Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied.

"Daddy, I have $20.00 now. Can I buy an hour of your time?"

Share some time with those who need you. They need our time more then we will ever know.

Author unknown

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Choose more poems, inspirational stories by category:

Nursing Stories, Nurse Tales, Poems
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/nursing

A to Z Inspirational Stories List
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/alpha

Affection, Caring, Friendship
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/affection

Ambition, Determination, Persistence, Resiliency
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/ambition

Angels In Our Lives, Watching Over Us
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/angels

Animals, Pets, God's Creatures
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/animals

Children, Babies, Infants, Kids
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/children

Death, Dying, End of Life, Hospice Poems
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/death

Grief, Bereavement, Loss, Sorrow
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/grief

Virtues, Dependability, Honesty, Reliability
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/virtues

More categories, http://www.inspirationalnursing.com

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Docisms, What They Say & What They Really Mean, Medical Jokes & Nursing Humor

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To read our newest, visit http://www.4nursing.com/blog

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Docisms, What They Say & What They Really Mean, Medical Jokes & Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/docisms


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What doctors say & What they mean

This should be taken care of right away
I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself

Welllllll, what have we here...?
He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue

Let me check your medical history
I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time with you

Why don't we make another appointment later in the week
I'm playing golf this afternoon, and this a waste of time.
OR
I need the bucks, so I'm charging you for another office visit.

We have some good news and some bad news

The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW.
The bad news is, you're going to pay for it.

Let's see how it develops
Maybe in a few days it will grow into something that can be cured


Let me schedule you for some tests
I have a forty percent interest in the lab


I'd like to have my associate look at you
He's going through a messy divorce and owes me a bundle


I'd like to prescribe a new drug
I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig

If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call
I don't know what it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.

That's quite a nasty looking wound
I think I'm going to throw up

This may smart a little
Last week two patients bit off their tongues

Well, we're not feeling so well today, are we...?
I'm stalling for time. Who are you and why are you here?

This should fix you up
The drug company slipped me some big bucks to prescribe this stuff

Everything seems to be normal Rats!
I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after all.

I'd like to run some more tests
I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one.

Do you suppose all this stress could be affecting your nerves?
You're crazier'n an outhouse rat. Now, if I can only find a shrink who'll split fees with me ...

There is a lot of that going around
My God, that's the third one this week. I'd better learn something about this.

If those symptoms persist, call for an appointment
I've never heard of anything so disgusting. Thank God I'm off next week.
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More Medical Humor, http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical

A "Plumbing" Problem. Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/plumbing

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A Really Serious Mistake, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor:"During the course of being interviewed by the press, the noted famous doctor was asked by a reporter:"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/mistake

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A Routine Physical, Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor:"A man goes to a doctor for a routine physical. The nurse starts with the basics. "How much do you weigh?" she asks."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/physical

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Able To Play? Operating Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/play

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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/carols

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Contraceptive Jelly, Birth Control Jokes, Patient Education Humor:"A young girl is getting married, so she goes to her doctor to find out which contraceptive she should use. After a lengthy discussion with him she decides on the diaphragm."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/jelly

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Cost of A Screw, Medical Jokes, Operating Room, Surgical Humor:"A well known rich businessman's wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best bone surgeon in town to do the operation. The operation consisted of lining up the broken hip and putting in a screw to secure it."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/screw

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Do You Have A Dentist Appointment Tomorrow Too?
http://www.nursinghumor.com/too

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Doctor's Fee, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:"An elderly man has just moved to a new town, when he is taken ill and decides that he needs to see a doctor. In the doctor's waiting room, he tries to find out a bit about the doctor. He asks the man sitting next to him if the doctor is a specialist."
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Eating Ants, Emergency Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A medical student was doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. One day, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants."
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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
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Beatitudes For The Home, Religious Poems, Touching Stories of Love & Marriage
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BLESSED are the husband and wife who continue to be affectionate and considerate, loving after the wedding bells have ceased ringing.

BLESSED are the husband and wife who are as polite and courteous to one another as they are to their friends.

BLESSED are they who have a sense of humor, for this attribute will be a handy shock absorber.

BLESSED are they who love their mates more than any other person in the world and who joyfully fulfill their marriage vows of lifetime of fidelity and mutual helpfulness to one another.

BLESSED are they who attain parenthood, for children are a heritage of the Lord.

BLESSED are they who remember to thank God for their food before they partake of it, and who set apart some time each day for the reading of the Bible and for prayer.

BLESSED are those mates who never speak loudly to one another and who make their home a place where "seldom is heard a discouraging word."

BLESSED are the husband and wife who faithfully attend the worship service of the church and who work together in the church for the advancement of Christ's Kingdom.

BLESSED are the husband and wife who can work out problems of adjustments without interference from relatives.

BLESSED is the couple who has a complete understanding about financial matters and who has worked out a perfect partnership with all money under the control of both.

BLESSED are the husband and wife who humbly dedicate their lives and their home to Christ and who practice the teachings of Christ in the home by being unselfish, loyal, and loving.

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
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38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
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