Friday, May 14, 2010

Planned Parenthood

Planned Parenthood:"Planned Parenthood Federation of America is the nation's leading sexual and reproductive health care provider and advocate."

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Monday, May 3, 2010

Arterial Blood Gases, ABGs, Diagnostic Tests, Laboratory Testing, Nursefriendly Nursing & Healthcare Directories

Arterial Blood Gases, ABGs, Diagnostic Tests, Laboratory Testing, Nursefriendly Nursing & Healthcare Directories:"A blood gas is exactly that...it measures the dissolved gases in your bloodstream. This provides one of the best measurements of what is known as the acid-base balance. The body is an active chemical reaction, requiring a precise balance of the acids and bases, a measurement known as pH. The normal pH is 7.40. There are four parameters which are measured: Oxygen (O2) Carbon Dioxide (CO2) Bicarbonate (HCO3-) pH."
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Thursday, April 29, 2010

Lifetime Earnings Soar with Education – How a Higher Education Leads to Higher Lifetime Earnings

Lifetime Earnings Soar with Education – How a Higher Education Leads to Higher Lifetime Earnings:"How much is higher education worth in cold hard money? A college master's degree is worth $1.3 million more in lifetime earnings than a high school diploma, according to a recent report from the U.S. Census Bureau."

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Consumer Education: What You Need to Know to Use Medicine Safely

Consumer Education: What You Need to Know to Use Medicine Safely:"The following consumer education materials can help you work with your health professionals to make the best medicine choices, buy safely, and use medicine so it's as safe and effective as possible."

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Friday, April 23, 2010

Illegible Handwriting, Physician's Penmanship, Direct Patient Care on: The Nurse Friendly

Illegible Handwriting, Physician's Penmanship, Direct Patient Care on: The Nurse Friendly:"Poor legibility of doctors' handwriting may lead to prescription errors and problems with referral letters. Using computer technology to assess handwriting in an objective manner, a British survey compared doctors' handwriting with that of administrative staff and other healthcare professionals. Participants were asked to complete a form that contained boxes for the respondent's name, the 26 letters of the alphabet, and the digits 0-9. They were told that examples of handwriting were needed to test computer software for optical character recognition and were asked to write as neatly as possible"

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Implementing a Legible Handwriting Policy - ACPE

Implementing a Legible Handwriting Policy - ACPE:"The medical profession has been willing to accept an incredibly poor standard of communication and, until recently, downplayed any suggestion that there is need for improvement. This attitude needs to be challenged and, if presented in a cooperative and collaborative manner, can be readily accepted by physicians."

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Friday, March 12, 2010

International AIDS Society - IAS Home Page

International AIDS Society - IAS Home Page:"The International AIDS Society is the world's leading independent association of HIV/AIDS professionals. We connect. By convening the world’s largest meetings on HIV/AIDS, IAS provides critical platforms for presenting new research, sharing best practice and advancing the fight against HIV/AIDS. We promote. By promoting dialogue, education and networking, IAS helps close gaps in knowledge and expertise at every level of the response. We mobilize. By providing support services to our members, we help them do what they do best, advancing the state of the art and expanding access to HIV prevention, treatment and impact mitigation."

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Two Gifts For Adam & Eve, Battle of The Sexes, Nursing & Medical Jokes & Humor

Two Gifts For Adam & Eve, Battle of The Sexes, Nursing & Medical Jokes & Humor

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Are You The Manager? Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Bartender Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/manager

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A Woman's Random Thoughts, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/random

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Before And After Love, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:"BEFORE - You take my breath away AFTER - I feel like I'm suffocating."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/before

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Brand New Hat, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Geriatrics Humor:"There was a little old lady standing at a corner. She had both hands holding her hat on while the wind blew her dress up around her waist."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/hat

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Creation of Man, Adam & Eve Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"Eve was talking with God in the Garden of Eden, and she said, "God I have a problem. It's a beautiful garden, but I'm lonely and I'm sick of eating apples." "Okay. I'll create a man for you.""
http://www.nursinghumor.com/creation

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Definitely Warm, Battle of The Sexes Jokes & Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/warm

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Dressing Up, On The Job Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"There was this rich woman who lives in a large mansion. One day she comes upon the butler and says "butler take off my blouse"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dressing

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Exam Professionalism, Medical Jokes, Doctor's Humor:"A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/exam

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Feed Him Toast, Pediatrics Jokes, Marriage Humor:"A husband and wife noticed that their little boy's penis was a little too small so they took him to the doctor."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/feed

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Feel Like A Woman, Marriage Jokes, Parenting Humor:"A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm. The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind and lightning. The passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to crash and that they are all going to die."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/feel

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Feeling Exhausted, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/exhausted

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New Secretary, Doctor's Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"Dr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/secretary

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Pay Raise, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Employment Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/raise

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Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/rules

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Ultimate Fantasy! Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/fantasy

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Useless Boob, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relgious Humor:"And God created woman and she had three breasts. He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/useless

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Dogs Vs Men, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://nursinghumor.com/dogs

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Home Repairs, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/repairs

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Why Cats Are Better Than Men, Battles of The Sexes Jokes, Cat-Pet Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/better

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25 Year Old Breasts, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/25

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Top Ten Reasons Why God Created Eve, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/eve

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17 Ways To Be A WOMAN.... From A Somewhat Bitter Man, Battle of The Sexes:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/17

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The Perfect Man, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/perfect

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Name Calling, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/calling

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A Real Lady, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Infidelity Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/lady

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A Woman Thirty Years Younger, Marriage Jokes, Battle of the Sexes Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/younger

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Mating Bulls, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/bulls

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Five Kinds of Sex, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/five

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Men Are Like . . ., Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/like

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Men vs. Women, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:"While eating out and the bill arrives, the guys will each throw in $20 even though the bill is only $22.50. None will have anything smaller, and none will admit they want change back.
When girls get the bill out come the calculators."
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Following Orders, Battle of the Sexes Jokes, Gallows Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/following

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Top Fourteen Things PMS Stands For, Top Ten Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/pms

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The Escapee, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/escapee

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Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/pumpkins

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The Blind Date, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Geriatrics Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/blind

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The New Girlfriend, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/girlfriend

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The Pro's of Womanhood, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:"We got off the Titanic first. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - guys look like complete idiots in ours."
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If You Love It, Set It Free, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
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A Divorced Woman's Perfect Breakfast, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Divorce Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/breakfast

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How To Impress, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/impress

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Great Female Comebacks, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/comebacks

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His and Her Road Trip, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/battle/

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Generation Gap, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Parenting Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/gap

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And You Wonder "Why" It Didn't Last, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Divorce Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/wonder

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Because I’m A Guy, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/because

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The Gentleman On The Bus, Battle of The Sexes Jokes & Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/gentleman

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If Men Got Pregnant, Battle Of The Sexes Jokes, Pregnancy Humor
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A Man, His Wife, and The Cop, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
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If Men Wrote The Rules, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
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What Women Know About Men, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
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All Wives Are Alike, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
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A Woman Thirty Years Younger, Marriage Jokes, Battle of the Sexes Humor
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Radar, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
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Definitely Warm, Battle of the Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/warm

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Suspicions, Battle of the Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/suspicions

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I Just Want You To Hold Me Tonight
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A Dictionary of Dating
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Translating Men, What They Say & What They Really Mean:
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I am glad I am a man, I am glad I am a woman:
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Male Bashing:
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Two Gifts For Adam & Eve, Battle of The Sexes, Nursing & Medical Jokes & Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/gifts

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Who Brews? Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor:"A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/brews

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Why Men Can't Win
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Why We Appreciate Men, A Woman's Perspective http://www.nursinghumor.com/appreciate

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Viagra Funnies
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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Monday, March 1, 2010

The Physician's Mistress, Doctor Jokes, Divorce Humor

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Doctor Goldstein and his wife are having dinner at an upscale restaurant
when an attractive young blonde walks by, smiles at the Doctor and says "Hi
Sammy".

The wife, somewhat irritated, asks "And who is that?".

Dr. says "That's my Mistress."

Wife asks "You have a Mistress? How long has this been going on?"

Dr... "About five years."

Wife... "Five years? I'll see a lawyer tomorrow and start a divorce.
You'll be ruined."

Dr... "Now think about it. If we divorce, we each get half of what we
have. You won't have that big house, won't get a new Beamer every year and
won't be shopping and playing bridge all day with your so called friends."

Just then a cute red head walks by and says "Hi Sammy."

Wife... "And who is that one?"

Dr... "That's Bill Grant's Mistress."

Wife... "Doctor Grant has a Mistress too?"

Dr.... "About twelve years now."

Wife... "Ours is a lot prettier."

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A "Plumbing" Problem. Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/plumbing

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A Really Serious Mistake, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor:"During the course of being interviewed by the press, the noted famous doctor was asked by a reporter:"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/mistake

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A Routine Physical, Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor:"A man goes to a doctor for a routine physical. The nurse starts with the basics. "How much do you weigh?" she asks."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/physical

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Able To Play? Operating Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/play

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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/carols

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Contraceptive Jelly, Birth Control Jokes, Patient Education Humor:"A young girl is getting married, so she goes to her doctor to find out which contraceptive she should use. After a lengthy discussion with him she decides on the diaphragm."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/jelly

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Cost of A Screw, Medical Jokes, Operating Room, Surgical Humor:"A well known rich businessman's wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best bone surgeon in town to do the operation. The operation consisted of lining up the broken hip and putting in a screw to secure it."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/screw

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Diving Right In, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/psychiatric.jokes.nursing.humor.diving.right.in.htm

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Do You Have A Dentist Appointment Tomorrow Too?
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Doctor's Fee, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:"An elderly man has just moved to a new town, when he is taken ill and decides that he needs to see a doctor. In the doctor's waiting room, he tries to find out a bit about the doctor. He asks the man sitting next to him if the doctor is a specialist."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/fee

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Eating Ants, Emergency Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A medical student was doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. One day, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ants

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Exam Professionalism, Medical Jokes, Doctor's Humor:"A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/exam

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Excess Weight, Medical Jokes, Obesity Humor:"Well, Jonathan, what are you going to do about the excess weight you're carrying around," the doctor asked."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/weight

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Eye Surgery, Operating Room Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/eye

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Feed Him Toast, Pediatrics Jokes, Marriage Humor:"A husband and wife noticed that their little boy's penis was a little too small so they took him to the doctor."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/feed

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Feeling Exhausted, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/exhausted

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Getting Even, Nursing Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/getting/

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Going Blind, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:"Jon and Dave were in a mental institution. This place had an annual contest, picking two of the best patients and giving them two questions. If they got them correct, they're deemed cured and free to go."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/psych

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Going To Operate, Medical Jokes, Operating Room (OR) Humor:"When his auto mechanic came in for an operation, Dr. Grimley couldn't help but take the opportunity to turn the tables on him."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/going

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Horrible Mistake, Doctors Jokes, Medical Humor:"There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for a vasectomy was instead given a sex change operation."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/horrible

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Immunization Etiquette, Pediatric Jokes, Vaccination Humor:"While I was working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her shot."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/etiquette

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New Arrival, Medical Jokes, Organ Transplant Humor:"A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/arrival

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New Ears, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:"A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ears

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Observation Skills, Medical Jokes, Doctor Humor:"A lecturer in a Medical school was tutoring a class on 'Observation.' He took out a jar of yellow-colored liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant to color, smell, sight, and taste."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/observation

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Overdue Appointment, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/overdue

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Pre-op Examination, Operating Room, OR Jokes, Medical Humor:"A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She's laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her. The nurse pushes the trolley down the corridor towards the operating theatre, where she leaves the girl on the trolley outside, while she goes in to check whether everything is ready."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/pre

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Taking As Directed, Medical Jokes, Doctor Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/directed

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Three Times A Week, Doctors Jokes, Marriage Humor:"

An elderly woman went to the doctor for a check up. After examining her and checking her cardiovascular activity, the doctor recommended that she engage in sexual activity three times a week."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/three

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The Right Size, Medical Jokes, Surgical Humor:"John was successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered at work by terrible headaches."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/size

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Treating A Cold, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:"When Pat and Mike met each other on the street one day, Pat noticed that Mike had a terrible cold. "Have you seen a doctor about that cold?" he asked."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/treating

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Top Ten Signs You Need A New Doctor, Medical Jokes, Top Ten Humor:"- He calls you at two in the morning "just to talk." Instead of rubber surgical gloves he wears oven mitts."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/need

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Too Late, Doctors Jokes, Gallows Humor:"The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/late

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The Circumcision, Medical Jokes, Kids Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/circumcision

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How Long? Emergency Department Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/how

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Virtually Deaf? Getting Older Jokes, Medical Humor:"An elderly gentleman finally invested in a hearing aid after becoming virtually deaf. It was one of those invisible hearing aids. Soon after, he went for a check-up."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/deaf

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She Didn't Make It, Medical Jokes, Emergency Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/it

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Met Professionally, Doctor Jokes, Marriage Humor:"A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young woman in a tight-fitting bikini strolled past."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/professionally

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New Secretary, Doctor's Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"Dr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/secretary

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Auto Enthusiast, Surgeon Jokes, Medical Humor:"A 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know. Must be at least a thousand."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/auto

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Blind Drunk, Emergency Department Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/drunk

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Stern Sibling, Labor & Delivery Jokes, Sibling Humor:"An old county doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her five-year-old child."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/stern

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Last Words, Doctor Jokes, Priest Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/last

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Quick Diagnosis, Doctor Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/diagnosis

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Come Quick! Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/quick

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Taking Notes, Doctor Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/notes

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Fine Art, Medical Jokes, Gallows Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/art

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Healthcare Dollars, Medical Jokes, Healthcare Humor:"In reviewing how our healthcare dollars are spent, the following statistics were revealed."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dollars

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Medical Bloopers Found In Patient Charts, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/bloopers

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Skin Graft, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:"A married couple were in a terrible accident in which the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too thin. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/graft

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Big Words, Children's Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/words

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Small, Medium or Large? Doctor Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medium

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Bad News, Worse News, Medical Jokes, Geriatric Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/news

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A Future Physician, Medical Jokes, Parenting Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/future

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Obsessions, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:"A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. You all have obsessions," he observed."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/obsessions

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Sun Burn Treatment, Medical Jokes, Patient Care Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/sun

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The Good News, The Bad News, Medical Jokes, Doctor Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/good/

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Isolation Precautions, Infection Control Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/isolation

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Not Good Looking, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/looking

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Practical Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor, Doctor Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/practical

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This Won't Hurt Much, Medical Jokes, Military Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/much

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Common Forms of Office Illness, On The Job Jokes, Medical Humor,
http://www.nursinghumor.com/illness

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Coffee and Viagra, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/viagra

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Rusty Tools, Viagra Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-bedside-nursing-jokes-viagra-marriage-rusty-tools.html

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Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When Regaining Consciousness, Medical Jokes, Operating Room Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/regaining

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Working In The Dark, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dark

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The Business Trip, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medical-doctor-patient-jokes-business-trip.html

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Sex Therapy, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.sex.therapy.htm

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Post-Op Blues, Medical Jokes, Anesthesiology Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.post.op.blues.htm

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A Star In The East, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.a.star.in.the.east.htm

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The Forgetful Patient, Doctors Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/the.forgetful.patient.htm

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Doctor's Funeral, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.doctors.funeral.htm

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Buying Condoms, Pharmacy Jokes, Infidelity Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/condoms

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Odds & Ends, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.odds.and.ends.htm

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Heart Transplant, Organ Donation Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.heart.transplant.htm

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Passing Wind, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.passing.wind.htm

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Removing Patches, Medications Jokes, Pharmacy Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.removing.patches.htm

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Top Ten Reasons For Becoming An Anesthesiologist, Medical Jokes, Hospital Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/anesthesiologist

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Screwed Up Laboratory Results, Medical Jokes, Laboratory Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/screwed

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Taxonomy of Medical Professionals, Medical Jokes, Hospital Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.taxonomy.of.medical.professionals.htm

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The Center of Attention, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.the.center.of.attention.htm

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Approving The New Hospital Policy, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.approving.the.new.hospital.policy.htm

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Patient Confidentiality, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.patient.confidentiality.htm

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Five Benefits of Mothers Milk, Breastfeeding Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.five.benefits.of.mothers.milk.htm

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Arkansas Medical Definitions, Medical Terminology Jokes, Redneck Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/

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Anyone Need A Doctor? Medical Jokes, First Aid Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical

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A Cure For One Man's Cough, Medical Jokes, Drug & Pharmacy Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/cough/

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Ambulances As Medical Necessities, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:"These are all GENUINE replies from patients asked why they needed an ambulance to and from hospital..."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ambulances

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Viagra Variations, Drug & Medications Jokes, Prescription Medicine Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/drugs.prescriptions.medications.medicines.viagra.variations.htm

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A Grandmother's Insomnia, Doctor's Jokes, Pregnancy & Medications Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/insomnia

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Shooting Blanks, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.shooting.blanks.htm

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I Think My Wife Is Going Deaf, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.jokes.humor.my.wife.is.going.deaf.htm

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A Doctor, A Nurse And A Shredder, Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.jokes.humor.a.doctor.a.nurse.and.a.shredder.htm

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He Thinks He's A Surgeon, Medical Jokes, Pearly Gates Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.he.thinks.he.is.a.surgeon.htm

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Near Death Experience, Medical Jokes, Gallows Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/near.death.experiences.plastic.surgeries.htm

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The Aspirin And The Job Interview, Medical Jokes, On The Job Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/interview

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A Work of Art, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/work

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Multiple Specimens, Medical Jokes, Doctor & Patient Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.multiple.specimens.htm

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Perfect Shape Considering Your Age, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.perfect.shape.considering.your.age.htm

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Six Months To Live, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/six.months.to.live.htm

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It Hurts All Over, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://nursinghumor.com/hurts

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Actual Medical Quotes From Patient Charts, Medical Jokes, Physican Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/actual.medical.quotes.from.charts.htm

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First Proctology Exam, Medical Humor, Doctors Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/first.proctology.exam.htm

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A Short History Of Medicine, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/a.short.history.of.medicine.htm

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Anyone For Pasta, Medical Jokes, Marriage & Infidelity Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/pasta

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A Cure For One Man's Stuttering:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/a.cure.for.one.mans.stuttering.htm

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The Best Thing, Doctor Jokes, Patient Humor:"David wasn't feeling well and so he went to the doctor to get himself checked."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/thing

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Breastfeeding Technical Support, Medical Jokes, Obstetrics Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/breastfeeding

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Dehydration, Medical Jokes, Physican Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/dehydration.htm

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The Difference Between Doctors & Veterinarians, Medical Jokes, Veterinary Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/the.difference.between.doctors.and.veterinarians.htm

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Five Doctors Go Duck Hunting
http://www.nursinghumor.com/duck

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Making It Look Easy, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor.
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/making.it.look.easy.htm

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McCann's "Physicians On Scene" Rules, Emergency Medical Technician Jokes, Paramedic Humor:"Assume all physicians on scene are proctologists until proven otherwise.

In light of rule No.1, never, ever turn your back on a physician on a scene."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/mcanns

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My Elbow Hurts!
http://www.nursinghumor.com/elbow

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Professional Courtesy, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/professional.courtesy.htm

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Screening Medical Students
http://www.nursinghumor.com/screening

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The Doctor's Visit, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/doctors

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Very Simple Operation, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:"A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. "What's the matter?" he was asked."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/operation

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Who Can Read This? Doctor's Handwriting, Medical Humor:"Did you hear about the doctor who wrote out a prescription in the usual doctor's fashion? The patient used it for two years as a railroad pass."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/read

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Who Makes the Best Patient?
http://www.nursinghumor.com/best/

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You Might Be an E.R. Doctor if..., Medical Jokes, Emergency Humor:"1) Your favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion. 2) Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you. 3) You think that caffeine should be available in IV form. 4) You get an almost irresistible urge to stand and wolf your food even in the nicest restaurants."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/erdoc

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DoctorFunnyWoman.com:"The DoctorFunnyWoman.com website is owned and operated by Ayodele Olugbemi,MD (pseudonym: Adele Obemi). A physician with specialist training in Family practice and Ob/Gyn, she has a special interest in women's and children's health. A member of the Royal College of Obstetricians & Gynaecologists as well as the Royal College of General Practitioners (of the United Kingdom), she holds a Diploma in Child Health and a Diploma of the Faculty of Family Planning (UK) and is a Diplomate of the American Board of Family Practice."
doctorfunnywoman@hotmail.com
http://www.doctorfunnywoman.com

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GDU College of Medical Fraud:"GDU refuses to offer a degree in medicine out of concern that some cost-conscious hospital will hire someone with one of our diplomas, and let them perform surgery. However,GDU does offer programs in medically-related fields"
http://www.bandersnatch.com/med.htm

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Medindia.net, Medical Humor:
http://www.medindia.net/Humour/humourindex.asp

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Medical Humor:
http://www.swcbc.com/medical.html

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