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Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats As Pets, Animal Jokes, Pet & Veterinary Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/are
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1. A dog will tilt his head and try to understand every word you say.
A cat will ignore you and take a nap.
2. Cats look silly on a leash.
3. When you come home from work, a dog will be happy and lick your face.
A cat will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.
4. A dog will give you unconditional love until the day he dies.
Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the
day you were born.
5. Dogs know when you're sad. And they'll try to comfort you.
Cats don't care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can opener is.
6. Dogs will bring you your slippers.
Cats will drop a dead mice in your slippers.
7. When you take them for a ride, a dog will sit on the seat next to you.
A cat has to have their own private basket, or they won't go at all.
8. Dogs will come when you call them, and be happy.
Cats will have someone take a message and get back to you, maybe.
9. Dogs will play fetch with you all day long.
The only things Cats will play with all day long are small rodents or bugs, preferably ones that look like they're in pain.
10. Dogs will wake you up if the house is on fire.
Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.
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More Animal Jokes, Pets, Veterinary Humor, http://www.nursinghumor.com/pets
Attitude Adjustment, Animal Jokes, Pet Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/attitude
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Bar Monkey, Pet Jokes, Animal Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/monkey
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Cat Commandments, Pet Jokes, Animal Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/commandments
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Cat Wisdom, Animal Jokes, Pet Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/veterinarian.pets.cat.wisdom.htm
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Goldfish Funeral, Pet Jokes, Cat Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/goldfish/
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How Cats Are Like Women, Animal Jokes, Pet Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/animal.veterinary.pet.how.cats.are.like.women.htm
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Jesus Is Watching You, Pet Jokes, Animal Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/animal.veterinary.pet.jesus.is.watching.you.htm
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Mother-In-Law's Visit (The), Veterinary Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/visit
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Ran Out Of Gas, Pet Jokes, Children's Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/animal.veterinary.pet.ran.out.of.gas.htm
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Reasons To Own A Cat Over A Dog, Pet Jokes, Animal Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/animal.veterinary.pet.reasons.to.own.a.cat.over.a.dog.htm
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The Second Opinion, Pet Jokes, Animal-Veterinary Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/animal.veterinary.pet.second.opinion.htm
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Self-Evident Truths About Pets, Animal Jokes, Pet Humor:"Although cats are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/self
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Sleeping With His Patients, Veterinarian Jokes, Pet Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/veterinarian.pets.sleeping.with.his.patients.htm
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The Adopted, Parenting Jokes, Adoption Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/adopted
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The Difference Between Doctors & Veterinarians, Medical Jokes, Veterinary Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/the.difference.between.doctors.and.veterinarians.htm
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Three Dogs at The Vet, Animal Jokes, Pet Humor:"3 dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vet's office. One is a Poodle, one is a Schnauzer and the other is a Great Dane. The Poodle turns to the Schnauzer and asks, "Why are you here?"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/3
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Top Ten Dog Pet Peeves With Humans, Pet Jokes, Animal Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humans
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You Know You Are A Dog Person When, Animal Jokes, Pet Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/animal.veterinary.pet.you.know.you.are.a.dog.person.when.htm
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Why Cats Are Better Than Men, Battles of The Sexes Jokes, Cat-Pet Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-battle-of-the-sexes-why-cats-are-better-than-men.html
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