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A female nurse manager was helping a smug male resident access his computer account on the hospital information system.
Turns out his password has expired automatically and he didn’t have a clue how to reset it.
She asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with.
Wanting to embarrass the older nurse manager he told her to enter PENIS.
Without blinking or saying a word she entered the password.
She then almost died laughing at the computer's response:
*** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH****
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Five Minutes
A hospital posted a notice in the nurse's lounge saying: "Remember, the first five minutes of a human being's life are the most dangerous." Underneath, a nurse had written: "The last five are pretty risky, too."
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Peek-A-Boo
The famous female Olympic skier, Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-A-Boo), is not just an outstanding athlete, she is also a nurse. She currently works at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital.
She is not permitted to answer the telephone, however, as it caused simply too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say, "Picabo, ICU."
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Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.
The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty.
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New Password, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Computer Humor:"A female nurse manager was helping a smug male resident access his computer account on the hospital information system."
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Patient Reassurance, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor:
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Patient Guidelines And Responsibilities, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor:
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The Foley Insertion, Foley Catheter Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
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Nurse Hell, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Nurse Humor
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How Many Nurses Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? Bedside Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor
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The Ranks of a Hospital, Nursing Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
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Most Commonly Used Phrases By Nurses, Bedside Nursing Humor, Nurse Jokes
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Caffeine Is My Shepherd, Bedside Nursing Humor, Employment Jokes
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Harry was in the hospital
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