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A Lawyer To The End, Attorney Jokes, Gallows Humor
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A lawyer was on his deathbed in his bedroom, and he called to his wife.
She rushed in and said, "What is it, honey?"
He told her to run and get the bible as soon as possible. Being a religious woman, she thought this was a good idea. She ran and got it, prepared to read him his favorite verse or something of the sort.
He snatched it from her and began quickly scanning pages, his eyes darting right and left.
The wife was curious, so she asked, "What are you doing, honey?"
"I'm looking for loopholes!" he shouted.

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A Lawyer At The Pearly Gates, Going To Heaven Jokes, Attorney Humor:
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A Lawyer To The End, Attorney Jokes, Gallows Humor:
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A Pound of Brain, Lawyer's Jokes, Attorney Humor
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A Question of Trust, Lawyers Jokes, Attorney Humor:
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About What Daddy Does,
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Autopsy Cross Examination, Legal Jokes, Malpractice Humor:"Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness: No."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/autopsy

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Eating Grass, Lawyer Jokes, Attorney Humor:"One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/eating

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Here Lies A Lawyer, And An Honest Man, Attorney Humor, Lawyer & Legal Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/honest

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How Much Do You Charge?:
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Lawyer's Fees, Attorney Jokes, Legal Humor
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Lawyer's Hell, Attorney Jokes, Religious Humor:"A lawyer died and immediately went to hell for all his professional sins."
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Lawyer's Q & A:
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Love Stamps, Lawyer Jokes, Divorce Humor:
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Medical Experiments, Lawyer Jokes, Legal Humor:
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Padded Bills, Lawyer Jokes, Attorney Humor
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Questions At The Pearly Gates, Lawyer Jokes, Going To Heaven Humor
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SharkTalk: The legal word game from Nolo Press:
http://www.nolo.com/sharktalk/sharktalk_welcome.html

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The Spinster's Will, Lawyers, Attorneys & Legal Jokes & Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/will

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Taking It With You Attorney Jokes, Lawyers Humor:
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The Pope and The Lawyer At The Pearly Gates, Lawyer Jokes, Attorney Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/lawyers.attorneys.legal.jokes/the.pope.and.a.lawyer.in.heaven.htm

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Three Kick Rule, Lawyer Jokes, Attorney Humor
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Two Plus Two Is? Attorneys Jokes, Legal Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/four

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Virtually Deaf? Getting Older Jokes, Medical Humor:"An elderly gentleman finally invested in a hearing aid after becoming virtually deaf. It was one of those invisible hearing aids. Soon after, he went for a check-up."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/deaf

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The Consultation, Lawyer Jokes, Attorney Humor:
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You Know You Need A New Lawyer When . . . , Attorney Jokes, Legal Humor:
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