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Monday, June 20, 2011

Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Nurse Jokes, Healthcare Humor

10. I love to wear white support hose.
9. I get a kick out of arrogant doctors.
8. It's more challenging than brain surgery.
7. I get free latex gloves.
6. The scrubs are so flattering to my figure.
5. The world doesn't need any more lawyers.
4. I actually like vending machine food.
3. Somebody has to train the residents.
2. I get to spend the holidays with my friends... at work.
1. I always wanted to say, "This won't hurt a bit."
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Saturday, May 7, 2011

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Best of Nursing Humor: A Collection of Articles, Essays, and Poetry Published in the Nursing Literature by Colleen Kenefick, Amy Y. Young, Amazon.com:"As a student nurse I found this book hysterical!!! The student nursing short stories were so easy to relate to. Finally I realize I am not alone, there are more psycho instructors out there marking papers as if they were Zorro using a red pen, and it is not just our facility that "treats report as if it were classified information, and we don't have proper clearance." A must get for the nurse in your life, or for yourself for humor you can relate to."
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I Always Faint When I See a Syringe: Nurse Student Tales by Florence Hardesty (R.N.), Amazon.com:"A former nursing professor writes about her students with affection and humor. She introduces the reader to her favorite patients, the ones whose struggles with mental illness, inspired and illustrated her lectures for a quarter of a century. Hardesty's own experience as a mature returning student should encourage those who seek furthur education."
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Nurstoons the Art of Nursing: A Collection of Nursing Cartoons by Carl Elbing Jr., Amazon.com:"Witty and often-outrageous cartoons depicting professional nursing issues with the humor only a nurse can provide. From the Foreword: Learned theorists say that Nursing is both a science and an art. It is a science because of words like microgram and oophorectomy (trust me, that's how you spell it). It is an art because, well, it takes a lot of creativity to pass out all 0900 meds at 0900 (and a bit of time traveling too). Only a Nurse is professionally prepared to wipe bottoms and differentiate v-tach from SVT. Only a Nurse performs services, many of them lifesaving, which get billed as a room charge. Only a Nurse."
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Is This It? Women & Religious Jokes & Humor
Breastfeeding Technical Support, Medical Jokes, Obstetrics Humor
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Are You a Graduate Nurse or an Experienced Nurse?
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Animal Jokes: Dogs, Cats, Elephant, Frog Chickens, Insect World, Other Animals...
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Bar Jokes: Bartenders, Drunks, Walks into a Bar... More...
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Battle of the Sexes: A Dictionary of Dating, Translating Men, What They Say & What They Really Mean, Why Men Can't Win, More Like This. . . .
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Bedside Nursing Humor: Freudian Slip, Graduate Nurse vs. Experienced Nurses, Urine Testing, More Like This. . .
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Brain Teasers: Can You Read This (Doctor's Order), More Like This. . .
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Clowning, Clowns, Therapeutic Humor & Comedy Links: Just Clowning Around, Nola Nurse and Dr. I. Fixem, More Like This. . .
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Dental Humor: A Dentist's Bedtime Story, Do You Have A Dentist Appointment Tomorrow Too?, When Knights Were Bold, More Like This. . .
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Emergency Department Humor: The Candle And The Penis...., Scrotum Self-Repair, More Like This. . . ******************************************************

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Gender Jokes : Courting, Marriage, Men and Women, In-Laws, One-Liners, More...
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General Jokes: Book Titles, Food, Geriatric, Holidays, Bumper Stickers, Tom Swifties, Moral of the Story, Light Bulbs, More...
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Geriatrics, Senior Citizen, Nursing Home Humor: Nursing Home Humor, Old Men, Senior Citizens, Tough Rules More Like This. . .
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Health Maintenance Organization (HMO) or Managed Care Humor: A Cost Saving Memo, Three Doctors Die And Go To Heaven, Managed Care Finds Cure for Diabetes; Endocrinologists Take the Plunge, More Like This. . .
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Healthcare Jokes: Doctors, Nurses, Pregnancy, Death, More...
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Kid's Jokes: Knock-knock, Animals, Excuse notes, and More...
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Lists Jokes: Top Ten, Lists, Things Not to Say
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Mental Health Jokes, Psychiatric Humor: The Top 10 Indications Your Family May Be Dysfunctional, More like this. . .
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Obnoxious Jokes: Comebacks, Insults and Sarcasm
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Political Jokes: Government, Military, Politicians, More...
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Politically Incorrect Jokes: Blonde Jokes: One-Liners, Shorties ; Redneck Jokes: One-Liners, Shorties
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Professions Jokes: Accountants, Doctors, Lawyers, Nurse, Farmers, Waiters, More...
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Religion Jokes: Priests, Nuns, Heaven, God and Jesus, More...
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School Jokes: College, Teachers, Students, More...
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Sports Jokes: Fishing, Football, Golf, Hunting, Wrestling, More...
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Words of Wisdom Jokes: Bathroom Wisdom, Thoughts to Ponder, Confucius Say....., More...
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Work Place Jokes: Office Humor, Computers, More...
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You Might Be A . . . . . If: You Might Be A Nurse If. . . ., You Might Be A Nurse Midwife If... , More like this. . . .
Rules of The Pit Nursing Humor, Medical Jokes & Humor
The Physician's Mistress, Doctor/Medical Jokes & Humor
The Spinster's Will
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
HMO Physician Recruitment Pre-Qualification Form
Docisms, What They Say & What They Really Mean
Why We Appreciate Men, A Woman's Perspective
Speeding, Law Enforcement, Police Jokes
A Cost Saving Memo, Managed Care (HMOs) Jokes & Humor:
Are You Hungry, Intravenous Therapy, IV Jokes & Humor:
Three Nurses Die and Go To Heaven
A Short History of Medicine
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road (Commentary from Clinton to Captain Kirk)
The Top Ten Reasons Jokes
Comedy Central, Seinfeld and more!,

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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Having Your First, Second, Third Child, Parenting Jokes, Motherhood Humor, 4Nursing.com, Nursing & Healthcare Resources

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Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here are some of the ways having a second and third child differs from having your first:
Your Clothes

1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.
The Baby's Name
1st baby: You pour over baby-name books and practice pronouncing and writing combinations of all your favorites.
2nd baby: Someone has to name his or her kid after your great-aunt Mavis, right? It might as well be you.
3rd baby: You open a name book, close your eyes, and see where your finger points.
Preparing for the Birth
1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your 8th month.
The Layette
1st baby: You pre-wash your newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?
Worries
1st baby: At the first sign of distress--a whimper, a frown--you pick up the baby.
2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.
3rd baby: You teach your 3-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.
Pacifier
1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home and wash and boil it.
2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle.
3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.
Sleeping
1st baby: Sleeps in your bedroom for the first six - eight weeks
2nd baby: Sleeps in your bedroom for the first two weeks
3rd baby: Goes right from the hospital nursery into their own room
Baby Book
1st baby: You religiously make entries every day, carefully noting the number of spit-ups and bowel movements for the first year
2nd baby: You enter a few facts each week but stop after 6 months
3rd baby: You buy the book but enter the child's name, birth weight, and length on the first page
Diapering
1st baby: You change your baby's diapers every hour, whether they need it or not.
2nd baby: You change their diaper every 2 to 3 hours, if needed.
3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.
Activities
1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.
2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.
Going Out
1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home 5 times.
2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.
3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.
At Home
1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
2nd baby: You spend a bit of every day watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.
Swallowing a coin
1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and demand x-rays.
2nd child: When 2nd child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for coin to pass.
3rd child: When 3rd child swallows a coin you deduct it from his allowance!!
Pass this on to everyone you know who has children...or everyone who KNOWS someone who has had children... (the older the mother, the funnier this is!)
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Where Did It Go? Parenting Jokes, Children's Humor:
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Top Ten Signs That You Might Be A Frustrated Mom:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/frustrated
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Just Like Mom, Parenting Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/parenting.parents.jokes.about.children.the.patient.mother.htm
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The Patient Mother, Parenting Jokes, Kids Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/parenting.parents.jokes.about.children.the.patient.mother.htm
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Special Occasions, Parenting Jokes, Children's Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/parenting.parents.jokes.about.children.special.occasions.htm
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Coming Prepared, Pharmacist Jokes, Parenting Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/prepared
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Answers To Fifth Grade Science Exams, Children's Jokes, Parenting Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/answers
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Little Johnny Does Math, Childrens Jokes, Parenting Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/parents.parenting.jokes.about.children.kids.little.johnny.does.math.htm
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A Grandmother's Insomnia, Doctor's Jokes, Pregnancy & Medications Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/insomnia
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The Adopted, Parenting Jokes, Adoption Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/adopted
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Generation Gap, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Parenting Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/parenting.parents.jokes.generation.gap.htm
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Mom's Dictionary, Kids Jokes, Parenting Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/parenting.parents.jokes.moms.dictionary.htm
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Property Laws According To Kids, Childrens Jokes, Parenting Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/parenting.parents.childrens.jokes.property.laws.according.to.kids.htm
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Things My Mother Taught Me, Parenting Jokes, Motherhood Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/parenting.parents.jokes.things.my.mother.taught.me.htm
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You Might Be A Mom If . . ., Parenting Jokes, Motherhood Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/mom
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Bill Clinton Humor, Presidential Jokes
Bedside Nursing Humor
Blonde Jokes, Blond Humor
Brain Teasers
Cartoons and Comics (Nursing & Medical)
Changing A Light Bulb Jokes
Charge Nurse Jokes
Clowning, Clowns, Therapeutic Humor & Comedy Links
Dental Humor
Died and Gone To Heaven, Religious Jokes, Priest & Nun Humor
Divorce Jokes, Ending A Marriage Humor
Emergency Department Jokes, ER Humor
Gallows Humor
General Nursing Humor
Geriatrics, Senior Citizen, Nursing Home Humor
Greeting Cards
Growing Old Jokes
Health Maintenance Organization (HMO) or Managed Care Humor
Inspiration
Joke Mailing Lists
Labor and Delivery, Obstetrics
Law Enforcement Humor, Police Jokes
Lawyer, Attorney & Legal Jokes, Law Humor
Legal Jokes, Attorney & Lawyer, Law Humor
Living With A Nurse, Nursing & Medical Jokes & Humor
Marriage, Matrimony, Wedding
Medical Humor
Medical Terminology
Merry Christmas, X-mas Jokes
Nursing Cartoons and Comics
Nursing Humor Entrepreneurs
Operating Room Humor
Parenting Humor, Jokes About Parents And Children
Pets, Veterinarians
Priest & Nun Humor, Died and Gone To Heaven, Religious Jokes
Psychiatric
Religious Jokes, Priest & Nun Humor, Died and Gone To Heaven
RN, Nurse Jokes, Nursing Humor
School Nursing Jokes, Nursing Student Humor
Speakers Bureaus
Top Ten Reasons Jokes & Humor
Veterinarian Jokes, Pet Humor
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road Jokes
You Might Be A . . . . If"
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Saturday, April 23, 2011

Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor "A", A to Z Nursing Links, Alphabetical Nursing

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A Cure For One Man's Cough, Medical Jokes, Drug & Pharmacy Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/cough/
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A Cure For One Man's Stuttering:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/cure
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A Dark and Stormy Night, Parenting Jokes, Childrens Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/stormy
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A Grandmother's Insomnia, Doctor's Jokes, Pregnancy & Medications Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/insomnia
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A "Plumbing" Problem. Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/plumbing
This Link is located on our Medical Jokes, Patient Humor section http://www.nursinghumor.com
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A Really Serious Mistake, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor:"During the course of being interviewed by the press, the noted famous doctor was asked by a reporter:"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/mistake
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A Routine Physical, Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor:"A man goes to a doctor for a routine physical. The nurse starts with the basics. "How much do you weigh?" she asks."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/physical
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A Small Prick, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor:"About a week ago I broke my ankle (in three places) and was in the hospital for several days. My first night in the hospital, after having surgery to rejoin my bones with pins and plates and such, I was in a great deal of pain and quite immobile."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/prick
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A Woman's Random Thoughts, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/random
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Able To Play? Operating Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/play
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Activated Charcoal, Top Ten Uses for, EMS Jokes, Paramedic Humor:"10. Give 50mg PO to your overdose patient and watch them add a new Holstein motif to your truck. 9. Use as dress up makeup for Cinco de Mayo."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/charcoal
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The Adopted, Parenting Jokes, Adoption Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/adopted
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Al's Wedding-related jokes and one-liners:"This marriage jokes list started as just a collection of amusing (to me, at least) odds and ends which would catch my eye from time to time. This collection was born when I decided to focus on marriage/relationship/battle-of-the-sexes items. (You should see the items I left out!) With some creativity, many of the items on these pages could be worked into a wedding reception speech. Using some of them in speeches will require more creativity (or courage) than others. Sensitive souls may find some of the material rather raw."
http://alsmusic.com/jokes/
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Ambulances As Medical Necessities, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:"These are all GENUINE replies from patients asked why they needed an ambulance to and from hospital..."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ambulances
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An Apple A Day, Marriage Jokes, Health & Wellness Humor, Heallthy Living Cartoons, Wellness Comics
http://www.nursinghumor.com/apple/
Categories: Battle of the Sexes, http://www.nursinghumor.com/battle/
Cartoons and Comics (Nursing & Medical)http://www.nursinghumor.com/cartoons/
Divorce Jokes, Ending A Marriage Humor, http://www.nursinghumor.com/divorce
Geriatrics, Senior Citizen, Nursing Home Humor, http://www.nursinghumor.com/geriatrics
Growing Old Jokes, http://www.nursinghumor.com/growing/
Marriage, Matrimony, Wedding, http://www.nursinghumor.com/marriage
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Anal Deodorant, Pharmacy Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/deodorant
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Answers To Fifth Grade Science Exams, Children's Jokes, Parenting Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/answers
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Are You Insane? Psychiatric Jokes, Mental Health Humor:
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