Showing posts with label Doctors Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Doctors Jokes. Show all posts

Friday, August 5, 2011

Dehydration, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor, NursingHumor.com

One afternoon, a man went to his doctor and told him that he hasn't been feeling well lately.

The doctor examined the man, left the room, and came back with three different bottles of pills.

The doctor said, "Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you wake up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after you eat lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of water."

The patient previous to this had not taken vitamins, did not use any prescription medications and hated going to the doctor period.

Startled to be put on so much medicine, the man stammered, "Jeez Doc, exactly what is my problem?"

The doctor replied, "You're not drinking enough water."

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See also:

The Doctor's Visit, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/doctors

Screening Medical Students
http://www.nursinghumor.com/screening

A Cure For One Man's Stuttering:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/a.cure.for.one.mans.stuttering.htm

My Elbow Hurts!
http://www.nursinghumor.com/elbow

Five Doctors Go Duck Hunting
http://www.nursinghumor.com/duck

Medical Humor:
http://www.swcbc.com/medical.html

Do You Have A Dentist Appointment Tomorrow Too?

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Thursday, August 4, 2011

New Password, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Computer Humor

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A female nurse manager was helping a smug male resident access his computer account on the hospital information system.

Turns out his password has expired automatically and he didn’t have a clue how to reset it.

She asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with.

Wanting to embarrass the older nurse manager he told her to enter PENIS.

Without blinking or saying a word she entered the password.

She then almost died laughing at the computer's response:

*** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH****

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Five Minutes

A hospital posted a notice in the nurse's lounge saying: "Remember, the first five minutes of a human being's life are the most dangerous." Underneath, a nurse had written: "The last five are pretty risky, too."

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Peek-A-Boo

The famous female Olympic skier, Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-A-Boo), is not just an outstanding athlete, she is also a nurse. She currently works at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital.

She is not permitted to answer the telephone, however, as it caused simply too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say, "Picabo, ICU."

(Please note, this is in fact an urban legend as verified by "snopes.com" we'll keep it here for clarification anyhow."

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Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.

The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty.

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Able To Play? Operating Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/play

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Getting Even, Nursing Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/getting/

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HMO Blues, Nursing Jokes, Managed Care (HMO) Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/blues

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New Password, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Computer Humor:"A female nurse manager was helping a smug male resident access his computer account on the hospital information system."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/password

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Patient Reassurance, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/reassurance

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Practical Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor, Doctor Jokes
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-nursing-humor-practical-jokes.html

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Respiratory Assessments, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-bedside-nursing-jokes-respiratory-assessments.html

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Get Well Quick, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Law Enforcement Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-bedside-nursing-jokes-get-well-quick.html

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Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Top Ten Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/into

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Top Ten Reasons To Work An Overtime Shift On The Weekend, Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/weekend

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Black Testicles, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Care Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/bedside.nursing.humor.black.testicles.htm

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The Center of Attention, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.the.center.of.attention.htm

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Top Ten Worst Hospital Visitors, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/worst

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Patient Guidelines And Responsibilities, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/

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Ambulances As Medical Necessities, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:"These are all GENUINE replies from patients asked why they needed an ambulance to and from hospital..."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ambulances

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The Foley Insertion, Foley Catheter Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/insertion

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Nurse Hell, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Nurse Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/hell

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How Many Nurses Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? Bedside Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/bedside.nursing.humor/how.many.nurses.does.it.take.to.change.a.light.bulb.htm

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Multiple Specimens, Medical Jokes, Doctor & Patient Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.multiple.specimens.htm

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The Ranks of a Hospital, Nursing Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/bedside.nursing.humor/the.ranks.of.the.hospital.htm

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Most Commonly Used Phrases By Nurses, Bedside Nursing Humor, Nurse Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/most.commonly.used.phrases.by.nurses.htm

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Caffeine Is My Shepherd, Bedside Nursing Humor, Employment Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/caffeine

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Saturday, May 7, 2011

Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor, Laughter/Smile links on: The Nurse Friendly


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    Saturday, April 23, 2011

    Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor "A", A to Z Nursing Links, Alphabetical Nursing

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    A Cure For One Man's Cough, Medical Jokes, Drug & Pharmacy Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/cough/

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    A Cure For One Man's Stuttering:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/cure

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    A Dark and Stormy Night, Parenting Jokes, Childrens Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/stormy

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    A Grandmother's Insomnia, Doctor's Jokes, Pregnancy & Medications Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/insomnia

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    A "Plumbing" Problem. Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/plumbing

    This Link is located on our Medical Jokes, Patient Humor section http://www.nursinghumor.com

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    A Really Serious Mistake, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor:"During the course of being interviewed by the press, the noted famous doctor was asked by a reporter:"
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/mistake

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    A Routine Physical, Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor:"A man goes to a doctor for a routine physical. The nurse starts with the basics. "How much do you weigh?" she asks."
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/physical

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    A Small Prick, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor:"About a week ago I broke my ankle (in three places) and was in the hospital for several days. My first night in the hospital, after having surgery to rejoin my bones with pins and plates and such, I was in a great deal of pain and quite immobile."
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/prick

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    A Woman's Random Thoughts, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/random

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    Able To Play? Operating Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/play

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    Activated Charcoal, Top Ten Uses for, EMS Jokes, Paramedic Humor:"10. Give 50mg PO to your overdose patient and watch them add a new Holstein motif to your truck. 9. Use as dress up makeup for Cinco de Mayo."
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/charcoal

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    The Adopted, Parenting Jokes, Adoption Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/adopted

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    Al's Wedding-related jokes and one-liners:"This marriage jokes list started as just a collection of amusing (to me, at least) odds and ends which would catch my eye from time to time. This collection was born when I decided to focus on marriage/relationship/battle-of-the-sexes items. (You should see the items I left out!) With some creativity, many of the items on these pages could be worked into a wedding reception speech. Using some of them in speeches will require more creativity (or courage) than others. Sensitive souls may find some of the material rather raw."
    http://alsmusic.com/jokes/

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    Ambulances As Medical Necessities, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:"These are all GENUINE replies from patients asked why they needed an ambulance to and from hospital..."
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/ambulances

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    An Apple A Day, Marriage Jokes, Health & Wellness Humor, Heallthy Living Cartoons, Wellness Comics
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/apple/

    Categories: Battle of the Sexes, http://www.nursinghumor.com/battle/
    Cartoons and Comics (Nursing & Medical)http://www.nursinghumor.com/cartoons/
    Divorce Jokes, Ending A Marriage Humor, http://www.nursinghumor.com/divorce
    Geriatrics, Senior Citizen, Nursing Home Humor, http://www.nursinghumor.com/geriatrics
    Growing Old Jokes, http://www.nursinghumor.com/growing/
    Marriage, Matrimony, Wedding, http://www.nursinghumor.com/marriage

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    Anal Deodorant, Pharmacy Jokes, Patient Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/deodorant

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    Answers To Fifth Grade Science Exams, Children's Jokes, Parenting Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/answers

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    Are You Insane? Psychiatric Jokes, Mental Health Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/insane

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    Are You The Manager? Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Bartender Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/manager

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    Assault (The), Law Enforcement Jokes, Police Humor:"One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate.
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/assault

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    Attitude Adjustment, Animal Jokes, Pet Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/attitude

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    Auto Enthusiast, Surgeon Jokes, Medical Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/auto

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