A CAT always hits the litter box. Better chance of training a CAT.
No matter what your CAT drags into your house, you don't have to pretend you like it.
You never have to spend time with your CAT's mother.
If you ask enough times, a CAT may actually listen to you.
A CAT purrs when you serve him dinner.
You can de-claw a CAT... try to get a guy to clip his toenails.
It's okay if a CAT rubs up against your best friend.
You don't have to worry about your CAT turning into a pig when you host a party.
A CAT knows you're the key to his happiness... a man thinks he is.
If a CAT jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.
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