Croak Like a Frog, Children's Jokes, Getting Older Humor
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A little girl says, "Grandpa, can I sit on your lap?"
"Why sure you can," her grandfather replied.
As she is sitting on granddad's lap she says, "Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?"
"A sound like a frog? Well, sure Grandpa can make a sound like a frog."
The girl says, "Grandpa, will you please, please MAKE a sound like a frog?"
Perplexed, her grand dad says, "Sweetheart, why do you want me to make a sound like a frog?"
And the little girl says, "'Cause Grandma said that when you croak, we're going to Florida!" ******************************************************
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