To subscribe send a blank email to: nursingjokes-subscribe@topica.com
Download and enjoy all our
jokes! Visit
http://www.nursinghumor.com/archive
******************************************************
A Doctor & Nurse and a Shredder, Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/shredder
******************************************************
A nurse was leaving the hospital one evening when she found the doctor standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen", said the doctor, "this is important and my assistant has left. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly", said the nurse, flattered that the doctor had asked her for help.
She turned the machine on, inserted the paper and pressed the start button.
"Excellent! Excellent!" said the doctor as his paper disappeared inside the machine.
"I need two copies of that"
******************************************************
******************************************************
More Medical Humor, http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical
Eating Ants, Emergency Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A medical student was doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. One day, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ants
******************************************************
Overdue Appointment, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/overdue
******************************************************
The Right Size, Medical Jokes, Surgical Humor:"John was successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered at work by terrible headaches."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/size
******************************************************
Exam Professionalism, Medical Jokes, Doctor's Humor:"A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/exam
******************************************************
Top Ten Signs You Need A New Doctor, Medical Jokes, Top Ten Humor:"- He calls you at two in the morning "just to talk." Instead of rubber surgical gloves he wears oven mitts."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/need
******************************************************
Taking As Directed, Medical Jokes, Doctor Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/directed
******************************************************
Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/carols
******************************************************
Too Late, Doctors Jokes, Gallows Humor:"The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/late
******************************************************
The Circumcision, Medical Jokes, Kids Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/circumcision
******************************************************
Able To Play? Operating Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/play
******************************************************
Feeling Exhausted, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/exhausted
******************************************************
Getting Even, Nursing Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/getting/
******************************************************
How Long? Emergency Department Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/how
******************************************************
Virtually Deaf? Getting Older Jokes, Medical Humor:"An elderly gentleman finally invested in a hearing aid after becoming virtually deaf. It was one of those invisible hearing aids. Soon after, he went for a check-up."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/deaf
******************************************************
She Didn't Make It, Medical Jokes, Emergency Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/it
******************************************************
New Secretary, Doctor's Jokes,
http://www.nursinghumor.com/secretary
******************************************************
******************************************************
To subscribe to our:
Nurse Friendly Notes Newsletter:
Send a blank e-mail to: nursefriendlynotes-subscribe@topica.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor, Jokes to make you laugh and smile all day.
Send a blank email to: nursingjokes-subscribe@topica.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
Clinical Nursing Cases:
Send a blank message to: clinicalnursingcases-subscribe@topica.com
http://www.nursingcasestudy.com
Inspirational Stories:
Send a blank e-mail to: inspirationalstories-subscribe@topica.com
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com
Any questions, please drop me a line. To chat, we are “Nursefriendly” on aol or 6116137 on ICQ.
Sincerely,
Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
http://www.nursefriendly.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618
150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links
http://www.4nursingstudents.com
http://www.jocularity.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com
