Sunday, December 2, 2007

A Doctor & Nurse and a Shredder, Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor

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A Doctor & Nurse and a Shredder, Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor

http://www.nursinghumor.com/shredder

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A nurse was leaving the hospital one evening when she found the doctor standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

 

"Listen", said the doctor, "this is important and my assistant has left. Can you make this thing work?"

 

"Certainly", said the nurse, flattered that the doctor had asked her for help.

 

She turned the machine on, inserted the paper and pressed the start button.

 

"Excellent! Excellent!" said the doctor as his paper disappeared inside the machine.

 

"I need two copies of that"

 

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More Medical Humor, http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical

 

Eating Ants, Emergency Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A medical student was doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. One day, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants."

http://www.nursinghumor.com/ants

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Overdue Appointment, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:

http://www.nursinghumor.com/overdue

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The Right Size, Medical Jokes, Surgical Humor:"John was successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered at work by terrible headaches."

http://www.nursinghumor.com/size

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Exam Professionalism, Medical Jokes, Doctor's Humor:"A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window."

http://www.nursinghumor.com/exam

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Top Ten Signs You Need A New Doctor, Medical Jokes, Top Ten Humor:"- He calls you at two in the morning "just to talk." Instead of rubber surgical gloves he wears oven mitts."

http://www.nursinghumor.com/need

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Taking As Directed, Medical Jokes, Doctor Humor:

http://www.nursinghumor.com/directed

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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged:

http://www.nursinghumor.com/carols

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Too Late, Doctors Jokes, Gallows Humor:"The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items."

http://www.nursinghumor.com/late

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The Circumcision, Medical Jokes, Kids Humor:

http://www.nursinghumor.com/circumcision

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Able To Play? Operating Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."

http://www.nursinghumor.com/play

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Feeling Exhausted, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:

http://www.nursinghumor.com/exhausted

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Getting Even, Nursing Jokes, Physician Humor:

http://www.nursinghumor.com/getting/

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How Long? Emergency Department Jokes, Medical Humor:

http://www.nursinghumor.com/how

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Virtually Deaf? Getting Older Jokes, Medical Humor:"An elderly gentleman finally invested in a hearing aid after becoming virtually deaf. It was one of those invisible hearing aids. Soon after, he went for a check-up."

http://www.nursinghumor.com/deaf

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She Didn't Make It, Medical Jokes, Emergency Humor:

http://www.nursinghumor.com/it

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New Secretary, Doctor's Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"Dr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open."

http://www.nursinghumor.com/secretary

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Why Mothers Cry, Inspirational Poems, Touching Stories

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Why Mothers Cry, Inspirational Poems, Touching Stories
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/cry
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"Why are you crying?" he asked his mom.

"Because I'm a mother," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said.

His mom just hugged him and said, "You never will!"

Later the little boy asked his father why Mother seemed to cry for no reason.

"All mothers cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why mothers cry. So he finally put in a call to God and when God got on the phone the man said, "God, why do mothers cry so easily."

God said, "You see son, when I made mothers they had to be special. I made their shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave them an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times come from their children.

"I gave them a hardiness that allows them to keep going when everyone else gives up, and to take care of their families through sickness and fatigue without complaining.

"I gave them the sensitivity to love their children under all circumstances, even when their child has hurt them very badly. This same sensitivity helps them to make a child's boo-boo feel better and helps them share a teenager's anxieties and fears.

"I gave them a tear to shed. It's theirs exclusively to use whenever it's needed. It's their only weakness.

It's a tear for mankind."

Author unknown

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Nursing Stories, Nurse Tales, Poems
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A to Z Inspirational Stories List
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/alpha

Affection, Caring, Friendship
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/affection

Ambition, Determination, Persistence, Resiliency
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/ambition

Angels In Our Lives, Watching Over Us
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/angels

Animals, Pets, God's Creatures
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/animals

Children, Babies, Infants, Kids
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/children

Death, Dying, End of Life, Hospice Poems
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/death

Grief, Bereavement, Loss, Sorrow
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/grief

Virtues, Dependability, Honesty, Reliability
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/virtues

More categories, http://www.inspirationalnursing.com

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

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Friday, August 24, 2007

American Anaplastology Association

Healthcare Associations, Organizations, http://www.4nursing.com/healthcare

American Anaplastology Association:"The American Anaplastology Association's mission is to promote excellence within the field of facial and somato prosthetics to enhance the lives of patients. The Association provides for continued education, research, publication, and advocacy opportunities among professionals involved in restoring malformed or absent parts of the human body through artificial means."
AAA Administration
PO Box 27440 Seattle, WA 98165 USA
Phone and Fax: 206-268-0311 aaa@anaplastology.org
http://www.anaplastology.org

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See also:

National, State Nurse (Nursing) Organizations, http://www.4nursing.com/associations/

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Associations_22, Abuse, Abusive Behaviors, Abused, Direct Patient Care, http://www.nursefriendly.com/abuse/

+Associations_65, Addictions, Drug and Substance Abuse on The Nursefriendly: http://www.nursefriendly.com/addictions/

Associations_104, AIDS & HIV Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome, AIDS & HIV Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/aids/

Associations_41, Blood Banks, Blood Donation, Apheresis Links, http://www.4nursing.com/blood/

Associations_44, Pregnancy, Obstetrics, & Gynecology (OB-GYN), Direct (Bedside Nursing) Patient Care, http://www.4nursing.com/obgyn

Canadian Associations, Cancer, Oncology, Malignancy, Tumors:
http://www.4nursing.com/canadian

Cardiac Associations, Cardiac & Cardiology Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/cardiac

Intravenous, Infusion Therapy Professional Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/intravenous

Medical Associations, Cancer, Oncology, Malignancy, Tumors, http://www.4nursing.com/medical

Renal, Kidney Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/renal

Respiratory Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/respiratory

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL "nursefriendly"
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

American Academy of Pediatrics

Healthcare Associations, Organizations, http://www.4nursing.com/healthcare

American Academy of Pediatrics:"Welcome to the official Web site of the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP) – an organization of 60,000 pediatricians committed to the attainment of optimal physical, mental, and social health and well-being for all infants, children, adolescents and young adults. This year is one of very special significance for the AAP – we are celebrating our 75th anniversary. As part of the celebration, we are taking a look back at the advances and changes in pediatrics since 1930. There will be special events, community outreach, and promotional items to commemorate this landmark year."
National Headquarters:
The American Academy of Pediatrics
141 Northwest Point Boulevard
Elk Grove Village, IL 60007-1098
USA
847/434-4000
847/434-8000 (Fax)
http://www.aap.org/

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See also:

National, State Nurse (Nursing) Organizations, http://www.4nursing.com/associations/

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Associations_22, Abuse, Abusive Behaviors, Abused, Direct Patient Care, http://www.nursefriendly.com/abuse/

+Associations_65, Addictions, Drug and Substance Abuse on The Nursefriendly: http://www.nursefriendly.com/addictions/

Associations_104, AIDS & HIV Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome, AIDS & HIV Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/aids/

Associations_41, Blood Banks, Blood Donation, Apheresis Links, http://www.4nursing.com/blood/

Associations_44, Pregnancy, Obstetrics, & Gynecology (OB-GYN), Direct (Bedside Nursing) Patient Care, http://www.4nursing.com/obgyn

Canadian Associations, Cancer, Oncology, Malignancy, Tumors:
http://www.4nursing.com/canadian

Cardiac Associations, Cardiac & Cardiology Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/cardiac

Intravenous, Infusion Therapy Professional Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/intravenous

Medical Associations, Cancer, Oncology, Malignancy, Tumors, http://www.4nursing.com/medical

Renal, Kidney Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/renal

Respiratory Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/respiratory

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL "nursefriendly"
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
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http://www.nursinghumor.com
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http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

American Academy of Pain Management

Healthcare Associations, Organizations, http://www.4nursing.com/healthcare

American Academy of Pain Management:"This site contains information about our organization and its activities. Whether you are a member, a professional looking for information about our activities or about membership, or a pain patient looking for resources, you are welcome to browse here. See the selections to the left for information about the Academy. For additional information about membership, please email the Academy with your postal address."
American Academy of Pain Management
13947 Mono Way #A Sonora, CA 95370
Telephones: Office: (209) 533-9744 Fax: (209) 533-9750 aapm@aapainmanage.org
http://www.aapainmanage.org/

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See also:

National, State Nurse (Nursing) Organizations, http://www.4nursing.com/associations/

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Associations_22, Abuse, Abusive Behaviors, Abused, Direct Patient Care, http://www.nursefriendly.com/abuse/

+Associations_65, Addictions, Drug and Substance Abuse on The Nursefriendly: http://www.nursefriendly.com/addictions/

Associations_104, AIDS & HIV Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome, AIDS & HIV Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/aids/

Associations_41, Blood Banks, Blood Donation, Apheresis Links, http://www.4nursing.com/blood/

Associations_44, Pregnancy, Obstetrics, & Gynecology (OB-GYN), Direct (Bedside Nursing) Patient Care, http://www.4nursing.com/obgyn

Canadian Associations, Cancer, Oncology, Malignancy, Tumors:
http://www.4nursing.com/canadian

Cardiac Associations, Cardiac & Cardiology Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/cardiac

Intravenous, Infusion Therapy Professional Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/intravenous

Medical Associations, Cancer, Oncology, Malignancy, Tumors, http://www.4nursing.com/medical

Renal, Kidney Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/renal

Respiratory Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/respiratory

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL "nursefriendly"
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

American Academy of Nursing

Healthcare Associations, Organizations, http://www.4nursing.com/healthcare

American Academy of Nursing:"The American Academy of Nursing is an organization of distinguished leaders in nursing who have been recognized for their outstanding contributions to the profession and to health care. The Academy was established in 1973 under the aegis of the American Nurses Association. The American Academy of Nursing is comprised of 1,350 nursing leaders in education, management, practice and research. Not only is the invitation to Fellowship a recognition of one's accomplishments to date within the nursing profession, but it affords an opportunity to work with other leaders in health care in addressing the issues of the day. Resources and mechanisms available for purposeful networking include Nursing Outlook magazine, Expert Panels, Senior Scholar in Residence Programs, and the facilitation of appointments to policy positions."
http://www.nursingworld.org/aan/index.htm

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See also:

National, State Nurse (Nursing) Organizations, http://www.4nursing.com/associations/

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Associations_22, Abuse, Abusive Behaviors, Abused, Direct Patient Care, http://www.nursefriendly.com/abuse/

+Associations_65, Addictions, Drug and Substance Abuse on The Nursefriendly: http://www.nursefriendly.com/addictions/

Associations_104, AIDS & HIV Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome, AIDS & HIV Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/aids/

Associations_41, Blood Banks, Blood Donation, Apheresis Links, http://www.4nursing.com/blood/

Associations_44, Pregnancy, Obstetrics, & Gynecology (OB-GYN), Direct (Bedside Nursing) Patient Care, http://www.4nursing.com/obgyn

Canadian Associations, Cancer, Oncology, Malignancy, Tumors:
http://www.4nursing.com/canadian

Cardiac Associations, Cardiac & Cardiology Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/cardiac

Intravenous, Infusion Therapy Professional Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/intravenous

Medical Associations, Cancer, Oncology, Malignancy, Tumors, http://www.4nursing.com/medical

Renal, Kidney Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/renal

Respiratory Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/respiratory

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL "nursefriendly"
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

American Academy of Nurse Practitioners

Healthcare Associations, Organizations, http://www.4nursing.com/healthcare

American Academy of Nurse Practitioners: Formed in 1985 to promote the high standards of health care delivered by nurse practitioners and to act as a forum to enhance the identity and continuity of all nurse practitioner specialties.
National Administration Office
P.O. Box 12846 Austin, Tx 78711
Phone: 512-442-4262 Fax: 512-442-6469
E-mail:admin@aanp.org
http://www.aanp.org/

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See also:

National, State Nurse (Nursing) Organizations, http://www.4nursing.com/associations/

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Associations_22, Abuse, Abusive Behaviors, Abused, Direct Patient Care, http://www.nursefriendly.com/abuse/

+Associations_65, Addictions, Drug and Substance Abuse on The Nursefriendly: http://www.nursefriendly.com/addictions/

Associations_104, AIDS & HIV Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome, AIDS & HIV Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/aids/

Associations_41, Blood Banks, Blood Donation, Apheresis Links, http://www.4nursing.com/blood/

Associations_44, Pregnancy, Obstetrics, & Gynecology (OB-GYN), Direct (Bedside Nursing) Patient Care, http://www.4nursing.com/obgyn

Canadian Associations, Cancer, Oncology, Malignancy, Tumors:
http://www.4nursing.com/canadian

Cardiac Associations, Cardiac & Cardiology Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/cardiac

Intravenous, Infusion Therapy Professional Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/intravenous

Medical Associations, Cancer, Oncology, Malignancy, Tumors, http://www.4nursing.com/medical

Renal, Kidney Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/renal

Respiratory Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/respiratory

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL "nursefriendly"
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychiatry

Healthcare Associations, Organizations, http://www.4nursing.com/healthcare

American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychiatry:"Between 7 and 12 Million American youth suffer from mental, behavioral, or developmental disorders at any given time. The AACAP (American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychiatry) is the leading national professional medical association dedicated to treating and improving the quality of life for children, adolescents, and families affected by these disorders. The AACAP, a 501(c)(3) non-profit organization, was established in 1953. It is a membership based organization, composed of over 6,500 child and adolescent psychiatrists and other interested physicians. Its members actively research, evaluate, diagnose, and treat psychiatric disorders and pride themselves on giving direction to and responding quickly to new developments in addressing the health care needs of children and their families."
The American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychiatry
3615 Wisconsin Ave., N.W., Washington, D.C. 20016-3007
voice: 202-966-7300 fax: 202-966-2891
http://www.aacap.org/

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See also:

National, State Nurse (Nursing) Organizations, http://www.4nursing.com/associations/

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Associations_22, Abuse, Abusive Behaviors, Abused, Direct Patient Care, http://www.nursefriendly.com/abuse/

+Associations_65, Addictions, Drug and Substance Abuse on The Nursefriendly: http://www.nursefriendly.com/addictions/

Associations_104, AIDS & HIV Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome, AIDS & HIV Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/aids/

Associations_41, Blood Banks, Blood Donation, Apheresis Links, http://www.4nursing.com/blood/

Associations_44, Pregnancy, Obstetrics, & Gynecology (OB-GYN), Direct (Bedside Nursing) Patient Care, http://www.4nursing.com/obgyn

Canadian Associations, Cancer, Oncology, Malignancy, Tumors:
http://www.4nursing.com/canadian

Cardiac Associations, Cardiac & Cardiology Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/cardiac

Intravenous, Infusion Therapy Professional Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/intravenous

Medical Associations, Cancer, Oncology, Malignancy, Tumors, http://www.4nursing.com/medical

Renal, Kidney Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/renal

Respiratory Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/respiratory

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL "nursefriendly"
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Get Well Quick, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Law Enforcement Humor

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Get Well Quick, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Law Enforcement Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/get
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A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest.

Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.

Written in large black letters was the sentence:

"Get well quick, from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."

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Peek-A-Boo

The famous female Olympic skier, Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-A-Boo), is not just an outstanding athlete, she is also a nurse. She currently works at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital.

She is not permitted to answer the telephone, however, as it caused simply too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say, "Picabo, ICU."

(Please note, this is in fact an urban legend as verified by "snopes.com" we'll keep it here for clarification anyhow.)

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Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.

The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty.

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A Routine Physical, Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor:"A man goes to a doctor for a routine physical. The nurse starts with the basics. "How much do you weigh?" she asks."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/physical

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A Small Prick, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor:"About a week ago I broke my ankle (in three places) and was in the hospital for several days. My first night in the hospital, after having surgery to rejoin my bones with pins and plates and such, I was in a great deal of pain and quite immobile."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/prick

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How Nurses Do It, Nursing Jokes, Occupation Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/

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Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Nurse Jokes, Healthcare Humor:"10. I love to wear white support hose. 9. I get a kick out of arrogant doctors."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/went

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Able To Play? Operating Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/play

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Charge Nurse & The Genie Who Granted Three Wishes:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/charge/

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Getting Even, Nursing Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/getting/

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HMO Blues, Nursing Jokes, Managed Care (HMO) Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/blues

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New Password, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Computer Humor:"A female nurse manager was helping a smug male resident access his computer account on the hospital information system."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/password

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Patient Reassurance, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/reassurance

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Practical Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor, Doctor Jokes
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-nursing-humor-practical-jokes.html

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Respiratory Assessments, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-bedside-nursing-jokes-respiratory-assessments.html

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Get Well Quick, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Law Enforcement Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-bedside-nursing-jokes-get-well-quick.html

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Top Ten Most Commonly Used Nursing Phrases:"10. "No, really, I don't mind changing the TV channel for you . . . again."

9. "I'm sorry, it's not THAT kind of Tylenol."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/phrases

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Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Top Ten Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/into

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Top Ten Reasons To Work An Overtime Shift On The Weekend, Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/weekend

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Black Testicles, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Care Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/bedside.nursing.humor.black.testicles.htm

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The Center of Attention, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.the.center.of.attention.htm

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Top Ten Worst Hospital Visitors, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/worst

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Patient Guidelines And Responsibilities, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/

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Ambulances As Medical Necessities, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:"These are all GENUINE replies from patients asked why they needed an ambulance to and from hospital..."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ambulances

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The Foley Insertion, Foley Catheter Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/insertion

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Nurse Hell, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Nurse Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/hell

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How Many Nurses Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? Bedside Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/bedside.nursing.humor/how.many.nurses.does.it.take.to.change.a.light.bulb.htm

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Multiple Specimens, Medical Jokes, Doctor & Patient Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.multiple.specimens.htm

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The Ranks of a Hospital, Nursing Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/bedside.nursing.humor/the.ranks.of.the.hospital.htm

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Most Commonly Used Phrases By Nurses, Bedside Nursing Humor, Nurse Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/most.commonly.used.phrases.by.nurses.htm

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Caffeine Is My Shepherd, Bedside Nursing Humor, Employment Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/caffeine

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.nursefriendly.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL "nursefriendly"
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4nursing.com
http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Alzheimer's Society - about dementia

Healthcare Associations, Organizations, http://www.4nursing.com/healthcare

Alzheimer's Society - about dementia...

The Alzheimer's Society is the leading UK care and research charity for people with dementia, their families and carers. This site is frequently updated with leading information appropriate to the Soc...
http://www.alzheimers.org.uk

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See also:

National, State Nurse (Nursing) Organizations, http://www.4nursing.com/associations/

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Associations_22, Abuse, Abusive Behaviors, Abused, Direct Patient Care, http://www.nursefriendly.com/abuse/

+Associations_65, Addictions, Drug and Substance Abuse on The Nursefriendly: http://www.nursefriendly.com/addictions/

Associations_104, AIDS & HIV Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome, AIDS & HIV Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/aids/

Associations_41, Blood Banks, Blood Donation, Apheresis Links, http://www.4nursing.com/blood/

Associations_44, Pregnancy, Obstetrics, & Gynecology (OB-GYN), Direct (Bedside Nursing) Patient Care, http://www.4nursing.com/obgyn

Canadian Associations, Cancer, Oncology, Malignancy, Tumors:
http://www.4nursing.com/canadian

Cardiac Associations, Cardiac & Cardiology Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/cardiac

Intravenous, Infusion Therapy Professional Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/intravenous

Medical Associations, Cancer, Oncology, Malignancy, Tumors, http://www.4nursing.com/medical

Renal, Kidney Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/renal

Respiratory Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/respiratory

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL "nursefriendly"
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Alzheimer's Disease Education and Referral (ADEAR) Center

Healthcare Associations, Organizations, http://www.4nursing.com/healthcare

Alzheimer's Disease Education and Referral (ADEAR) Center:"The ADEAR Center is a service of the National Institute on Aging (NIA). The NIA is one of the National Institutes of Health under the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services."
http://www.alzheimers.org/

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See also:

National, State Nurse (Nursing) Organizations, http://www.4nursing.com/associations/

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Associations_22, Abuse, Abusive Behaviors, Abused, Direct Patient Care, http://www.nursefriendly.com/abuse/

+Associations_65, Addictions, Drug and Substance Abuse on The Nursefriendly: http://www.nursefriendly.com/addictions/

Associations_104, AIDS & HIV Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome, AIDS & HIV Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/aids/

Associations_41, Blood Banks, Blood Donation, Apheresis Links, http://www.4nursing.com/blood/

Associations_44, Pregnancy, Obstetrics, & Gynecology (OB-GYN), Direct (Bedside Nursing) Patient Care, http://www.4nursing.com/obgyn

Canadian Associations, Cancer, Oncology, Malignancy, Tumors:
http://www.4nursing.com/canadian

Cardiac Associations, Cardiac & Cardiology Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/cardiac

Intravenous, Infusion Therapy Professional Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/intravenous

Medical Associations, Cancer, Oncology, Malignancy, Tumors, http://www.4nursing.com/medical

Renal, Kidney Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/renal

Respiratory Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/respiratory

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL "nursefriendly"
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Alzheimer's Association

Alzheimer's Association:"The Alzheimer's Association is your source for information, support and assistance on issues related to Alzheimer's disease.
The Alzheimer's Association National Headquarters, 919 N. Michigan Ave., Suite 1000, Chicago, IL 60611-1676
Call us at (800) 272-3900
http://www.alz.org/

    Alzheimer's Association Central Maryland Chapter:"Services • How to Help • Local Research • Activities • News & Info Table of Contents • About Us • Links • Guestbook • E-mail
    1850 York Road, Suite D • Timonium, MD 21093-5142 1-410-561-9099 • 1-800-443-CARE (Outside of Baltimore)
    http://www.alzcmd.org/

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    Alzheimer's Association, Northern Virginia Chapter...

    Alzheimer's Association, Northern Virginia Chapter provides programs services for families caregivers, funds research, and educates the general public, health professionals and governments about Alzhe...
    http://www.alz-nca.org

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Category: Healthcare Associations, Organizations, http://www.4nursing.com/healthcare

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See also:

National, State Nurse (Nursing) Organizations, http://www.4nursing.com/associations/

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Associations_22, Abuse, Abusive Behaviors, Abused, Direct Patient Care, http://www.nursefriendly.com/abuse/

+Associations_65, Addictions, Drug and Substance Abuse on The Nursefriendly: http://www.nursefriendly.com/addictions/

Associations_104, AIDS & HIV Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome, AIDS & HIV Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/aids/

Associations_41, Blood Banks, Blood Donation, Apheresis Links, http://www.4nursing.com/blood/

Associations_44, Pregnancy, Obstetrics, & Gynecology (OB-GYN), Direct (Bedside Nursing) Patient Care, http://www.4nursing.com/obgyn

Canadian Associations, Cancer, Oncology, Malignancy, Tumors:
http://www.4nursing.com/canadian

Cardiac Associations, Cardiac & Cardiology Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/cardiac

Intravenous, Infusion Therapy Professional Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/intravenous

Medical Associations, Cancer, Oncology, Malignancy, Tumors, http://www.4nursing.com/medical

Renal, Kidney Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/renal

Respiratory Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/respiratory

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL "nursefriendly"
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

The Blank Page, Inspirational Poems, Touching Stories

To subscribe, send a blank email to: inspirationalstories-subscribe@topica.com

To read our newest, visit http://www.4nursing.com/blog

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An Hour of Your Time, Fatherhood Poems, Parenting Stories:
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/hour

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A child's life is a blank page.
What will the first words be?

Shut up!
Get out of my sight.
Go play.
Don't touch!

You, that child's parent, write upon
These words teach fear.
They register unwantedness.
They say, "I don't love you."

Let your words teach gentleness and beauty.
Let them supply high moral principles,
courage to meet life's disappointments, pride in a job well done.
Use words that reflect your love:

Beautiful, son!
You did a great job.
Don't worry--we'll clean it up together.
I'm so proud of you!
When your child is grown, you will look at him
and see the words you wrote on that blank page.
Write words you will be proud of!

Author unknown

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Choose more poems, inspirational stories by category:

Nursing Stories, Nurse Tales, Poems
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/nursing

A to Z Inspirational Stories List
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/alpha

Affection, Caring, Friendship
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/affection

Ambition, Determination, Persistence, Resiliency
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/ambition

Angels In Our Lives, Watching Over Us
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/angels

Animals, Pets, God's Creatures
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/animals

Children, Babies, Infants, Kids
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/children

Death, Dying, End of Life, Hospice Poems
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/death

Grief, Bereavement, Loss, Sorrow
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/grief

Virtues, Dependability, Honesty, Reliability
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/virtues

More categories, http://www.inspirationalnursing.com

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Saturday, June 2, 2007

What happened to the Journal of Nursing Jocularity? Mind-Full.com

What happened to the Journal of Nursing Jocularity? Mind-Full.com:"The Journal of Nursing Jocularity was a quarterly publication for nurses and health professionals that was written, edited, illustrated and published totally by nurses and health professionals. The first issue was published in Spring, 1991; the last issue was published in Spring, 1998. Filled with satire, true stories, cartoons, and all around funny stuff related to nursing and health care - it established its place in nursing history as the only humor magazine for nurses."
Mind-Full.com
P.O. Box 1273, Hannibal, Missouri 63401
Ph: 800-848-6679 Fax: 573-221-7226
E-mail: info@mind-full.com
http://www.mind-full.com/JNJ/jnj/history.html

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Doug Fletcher, RN, Publisher Journal of Nursing Jocularity

Doug Fletcher, RN, Publisher Journal of Nursing Jocularity, Association for Applied and Therapeutic Humor:"Doug Fletcher was a nurse, therapeutic humor advocate and AATH member. Doug inspired people to come together and build a strong network of health and humor professionals dedicated to exploring and developing therapeutic applications of humor. Doug was a nurse for much of his professional life and worked part-time as an ER and ICU nurse at Mesa Lutheran Hospital in Mesa, Arizona. Most of his attention, however, was focused on a nursing magazine he founded and published. The name of the magazine was the Journal of Nursing Jocularity . The Journal of Nursing Jocularity promoted humor in the healthcare profession by publishing humorous articles and cartoons from nurses throughout the country. This magazine had tens of thousands of subscribers and was readily found in hospital "nursing-staff" rooms and/or "staff bathrooms" for all to read and enjoy."
Association for Applied and Therapeutic Humor
Historic Mill Hill District
247 East Front Street
Trenton, NJ 08611
609-392-0200 phone
609-392-0244 fax
E-mail: staff@aath.org
http://aath.org/doug_fletcher.htm

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Friday, June 1, 2007

What happened to the Journal of Nursing Jocularity JNJ? Humorx

What happened to the Journal of Nursing Jocularity? Humorx:"The Journal of Nursing Jocularity was a quarterly publication for nurses and health professionals that was written, edited, illustrated and published totally by nurses and health professionals. The first issue was published in Spring, 1991; the last issue was published in Spring, 1998. Filled with satire, true stories, cartoons, and all around funny stuff related to nursing and health care - it established its place in nursing history as the only humor magazine for nurses."
HUMORx P.O. Box 1273, Hannibal, Missouri 63401
Ph: 800-848-6679 Fax: 573-221-7226
E-mail: info@HUMORx.com
http://www.resuscitationstation.com/jnj/history.html

Category: Jocularity.com

Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Alliance for Advancing Nonprofit Healthcare, Healthcare Associations, Organizations

Alliance for Advancing Nonprofit Healthcare:"Incorporated in late 2002, the Alliance's sole purpose is to protect and enhance the abilities of nonprofit healthcare organizations to serve society and their individual communities. Through research, public education, and advocacy, the Alliance seeks to provide a strong, cohesive and persistent "voice" for a wide range of nonprofit healthcare organizations sharing many common goals and challenges--hospitals, health insurers, nursing homes, malpractice liability insurers, home care providers, and others. In addition, through education and other types of programs, the Alliance seeks to enhance the performance of nonprofit healthcare organizations in carrying out their unique roles and responsibilities."
The Alliance for Advancing Nonprofit Healthcare
P.O.Box 41015
Washington, DC 20018
Toll-free: 1-877-299-6497
http://www.nonprofithealthcare.com/

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See also:

National, State Nurse (Nursing) Organizations, http://www.4nursing.com/associations/

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Associations_22, Abuse, Abusive Behaviors, Abused, Direct Patient Care, http://www.nursefriendly.com/abuse/

+Associations_65, Addictions, Drug and Substance Abuse on The Nursefriendly: http://www.nursefriendly.com/addictions/

Associations_104, AIDS & HIV Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome, AIDS & HIV Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/aids/

Associations_41, Blood Banks, Blood Donation, Apheresis Links, http://www.4nursing.com/blood/

Associations_44, Pregnancy, Obstetrics, & Gynecology (OB-GYN), Direct (Bedside Nursing) Patient Care, http://www.4nursing.com/obgyn

Canadian Associations, Cancer, Oncology, Malignancy, Tumors:
http://www.4nursing.com/canadian

Cardiac Associations, Cardiac & Cardiology Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/cardiac

Intravenous, Infusion Therapy Professional Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/intravenous

Medical Associations, Cancer, Oncology, Malignancy, Tumors, http://www.4nursing.com/medical

Renal, Kidney Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/renal

Respiratory Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/respiratory

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL "nursefriendly"
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com