Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Docisms, What They Say & What They Really Mean, Medical Jokes & Nursing Humor

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Docisms, What They Say & What They Really Mean, Medical Jokes & Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/docisms


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What doctors say & What they mean

This should be taken care of right away
I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself

Welllllll, what have we here...?
He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue

Let me check your medical history
I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time with you

Why don't we make another appointment later in the week
I'm playing golf this afternoon, and this a waste of time.
OR
I need the bucks, so I'm charging you for another office visit.

We have some good news and some bad news

The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW.
The bad news is, you're going to pay for it.

Let's see how it develops
Maybe in a few days it will grow into something that can be cured


Let me schedule you for some tests
I have a forty percent interest in the lab


I'd like to have my associate look at you
He's going through a messy divorce and owes me a bundle


I'd like to prescribe a new drug
I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a guinea pig

If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call
I don't know what it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.

That's quite a nasty looking wound
I think I'm going to throw up

This may smart a little
Last week two patients bit off their tongues

Well, we're not feeling so well today, are we...?
I'm stalling for time. Who are you and why are you here?

This should fix you up
The drug company slipped me some big bucks to prescribe this stuff

Everything seems to be normal Rats!
I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after all.

I'd like to run some more tests
I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one.

Do you suppose all this stress could be affecting your nerves?
You're crazier'n an outhouse rat. Now, if I can only find a shrink who'll split fees with me ...

There is a lot of that going around
My God, that's the third one this week. I'd better learn something about this.

If those symptoms persist, call for an appointment
I've never heard of anything so disgusting. Thank God I'm off next week.
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More Medical Humor, http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical

A "Plumbing" Problem. Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/plumbing

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A Really Serious Mistake, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor:"During the course of being interviewed by the press, the noted famous doctor was asked by a reporter:"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/mistake

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A Routine Physical, Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor:"A man goes to a doctor for a routine physical. The nurse starts with the basics. "How much do you weigh?" she asks."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/physical

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Able To Play? Operating Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/play

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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/carols

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Contraceptive Jelly, Birth Control Jokes, Patient Education Humor:"A young girl is getting married, so she goes to her doctor to find out which contraceptive she should use. After a lengthy discussion with him she decides on the diaphragm."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/jelly

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Cost of A Screw, Medical Jokes, Operating Room, Surgical Humor:"A well known rich businessman's wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best bone surgeon in town to do the operation. The operation consisted of lining up the broken hip and putting in a screw to secure it."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/screw

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Do You Have A Dentist Appointment Tomorrow Too?
http://www.nursinghumor.com/too

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Doctor's Fee, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:"An elderly man has just moved to a new town, when he is taken ill and decides that he needs to see a doctor. In the doctor's waiting room, he tries to find out a bit about the doctor. He asks the man sitting next to him if the doctor is a specialist."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/fee

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Eating Ants, Emergency Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A medical student was doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. One day, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ants

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

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http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
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http://www.nursingexperts.com

Beatitudes For The Home, Religious Poems, Touching Stories of Love & Marriage

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Beatitudes For The Home, Religious Poems, Touching Stories of Love & Marriage
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/home

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BLESSED are the husband and wife who continue to be affectionate and considerate, loving after the wedding bells have ceased ringing.

BLESSED are the husband and wife who are as polite and courteous to one another as they are to their friends.

BLESSED are they who have a sense of humor, for this attribute will be a handy shock absorber.

BLESSED are they who love their mates more than any other person in the world and who joyfully fulfill their marriage vows of lifetime of fidelity and mutual helpfulness to one another.

BLESSED are they who attain parenthood, for children are a heritage of the Lord.

BLESSED are they who remember to thank God for their food before they partake of it, and who set apart some time each day for the reading of the Bible and for prayer.

BLESSED are those mates who never speak loudly to one another and who make their home a place where "seldom is heard a discouraging word."

BLESSED are the husband and wife who faithfully attend the worship service of the church and who work together in the church for the advancement of Christ's Kingdom.

BLESSED are the husband and wife who can work out problems of adjustments without interference from relatives.

BLESSED is the couple who has a complete understanding about financial matters and who has worked out a perfect partnership with all money under the control of both.

BLESSED are the husband and wife who humbly dedicate their lives and their home to Christ and who practice the teachings of Christ in the home by being unselfish, loyal, and loving.

Author unknown

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Nursing Stories, Nurse Tales, Poems
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A to Z Inspirational Stories List
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/alpha

Affection, Caring, Friendship
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/affection

Ambition, Determination, Persistence, Resiliency
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/ambition

Angels In Our Lives, Watching Over Us
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/angels

Animals, Pets, God's Creatures
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/animals

Children, Babies, Infants, Kids
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/children

Death, Dying, End of Life, Hospice Poems
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/death

Grief, Bereavement, Loss, Sorrow
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/grief

Virtues, Dependability, Honesty, Reliability
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/virtues

More categories, http://www.inspirationalnursing.com

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

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http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

McCann's "Physicians On Scene" Rules, Emergency Medical Technician (EMT, EMS) Jokes, Paramedic Humor

http://www.nursinghumor.com/mcanns

Assume all physicians on scene are proctologists until proven otherwise.

In light of rule No.1, never, ever turn your back on a physician on a scene.

Approximately 98% of physicians volunteering assistance are intoxicated, don't really want to volunteer in the first place, but are afraid of looking bad in front of their spouses and friends, who naturally expect them to offer assistance.

In light of rule No.3, invite them to help in some harmless but important-seeming activity. Run an ECG strip and ask them to "interpret" it, or hand them a spare stethoscope and ask them to "assess breath sounds ". Give them a face-saving way out.

If the physician is really starting to annoy you or interferes with treatment protocols, advise him/her that they must accompany the patient to the receiving hospital, in the ambulance. Allow them to advise their family and friends to which hospital the ambulance is going to. Then enroute (code 3 ) (10-30) change your destination.

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More Paramedic, First Responder, Ambulance Humor, http://www.nursinghumor.com/paramedic

The 10 (+) Rules Of EMS, First Responder Jokes, Paramedic Humor:"1. Skin signs tell all. 2. Sick people don't bitch. 3. Air goes in and out, blood goes round and round, any variation on this is a bad thing."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ems

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Top Ten Lies Told by Paramedics, EMS Jokes, Paramedic Humor:"1. Its not my fault, he kept moving. 2. This might stick a little."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/lies

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Top Ten Uses for Activated Charcoal, EMS Jokes, Paramedic Humor:"10. Give 50mg PO to your overdose patient and watch them add a new Holstein motif to your truck. 9. Use as dress up makeup for Cinco de Mayo."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/charcoal

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Wishing For Smarts, Nursing Jokes, EMS Humor:"Three nurses are walking along the beach when they find an old lamp. One of the nurses rubs the lamp and out pops a genie! "For freeing me, I'll give each of you one wish," announces the genie."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/smarts

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See Also:

Cranky Chick: EMS Archives:"I once worked a night shift with a paramedic who, when referencing the mapbook to navigate our ambulance to an emergency, began striking himself in the head with the book when he became overcome with the stress of having to tell me how to get to our call. These are heavy, THICK notebooks with pages and pages of maps representing every corner of the county inside. Over and over, he kept striking himself in the forehead with the book, chastising himself with, "Think, damnit! Think!"
http://www.crankychick.net/blog/weblog/archives/cat_ems.html

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EMSresource.net, EMS Humor and Other Fun Stuff:"Life's tragedies can best be handled if we stop and laugh every now and then. But not everyone enjoys the same type of humor, so be careful what you laugh about in mixed company!"
http://emsresource.net/fun.shtml

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL "nursefriendly"
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Sunday, March 18, 2007

International Ask A Nurse Resources

International Ask A Nurse Resources

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

    Nursing - Ask an Expert! Kasamba.com:" Administration, Cardiology, Counseling, Diabetes, Education, Fitness, Home Health, ICU, IV Therapy, Mental Health, Oncology, Pediatrics, Practical Nurse, Public Health, Registered Nurse, Rehabilitation, Senior Health, Stress Management, Supervision, Surgery"
    http://www.kasamba.com/view.asp?catid=504&banid=1366

    Med-help.com, Med-help.net ($13.95 Tax-Deductible? donation required):"If you have a specific medical need that requires searching multiple medical sites on the internet for: Medical related information, Medical Pictures, or Medical Videos, Ask The Nurse will take that burden away from you. We understand that searching the Internet for information on a particular condition or disease can be very time consuming. We will do the searching for you along with a Nurse ready to answer your questions, leaving you free to take care of other business instead of looking all over the Internet for answers to your medical questions. If it is Videos, News, Medication Information, or if you just need Medical Links to specific sites for your own browsing , Ask The Nurse will find the information that you need and present it to you with our Nurses ready to help you if you have questions.
    http://www.med-help.net/Ask-The-Nurses.html

    Vhi Healthcare, Ireland:"The "Ask the Nurse" service provides access to general, non-diagnostic health information via: • Email Your Query - Request up-to-date facts on general health matters using the query form below. • Call Me Back - Request a health professional from the HealthLine to call you at a convenient time for you."
    https://www.vhihealthe.com/nurse/

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

National Ask A Nurse Resources

National Ask A Nurse Resources:

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

    ASK-A-NURSE, McKesson Health Solutions LLC.:"ASK-A-NURSE is the trademark name for telehealth services provided by registered nurses. Telehealth services include the telephone, Internet, electronic mail (email) and/or facsimile (fax). A consumer or patient may contact an ASK-A-NURSE call center to talk with a registered nurse about their symptoms. The nurse will assess the symptoms and provide advice on seeking care and improving symptoms. ASK-A-NURSE call centers answer healthcare questions, and give physician referrals. ASK-A-NURSE call centers also provide information about hospital and community services as well as wellness classes."
    http://www.ask-a-nurse.com/

    Ask a healthcare professional. eCureMe.com:"No more long waits on the phone or at the doctor's office. We'll connect you with a physician or therapist immediately. Through email or video, eConsult Live provides you with quick, easy and affordable access to medical advice and lifestyle counseling. Just click into one of the programs below."
    eCureMe.com: 909 S. Gramercy Place Los Angeles, CA 90019
    Tel: 323.731.9200 Fax: 323.386.0078 Email: info@eCureMe.com
    http://www.ecureme.com/econsultlive/splash/econsultlive_splash.asp

National, State Nurse (Nursing) Organizations, http://www.4nursing.com/associations/

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Arizona Ask A Nurse Services

Arizona Ask A Nurse Services:

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

Arizona Nursing Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/arizona

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Florida Ask A Nurse Services

Florida Ask A Nurse Services:

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

Florida Hospital ASK-A-NURSE®:"ASK-A-NURSE allows you to speak confidentially with a registered nurse who can evaluate any symptoms you or a family member may have, enabling you to determine the most appropriate action for care. The nurses use an extensive computerized database that contains a wealth of medical information and guidelines to assist you with your health concerns. "
http://www.flhosp.org/services/aan/index.htm

Ask A Nurse, Florida Hospital's Healthcare Information Center:"Florida Hospital's Healthcare Information Center is dedicated to giving you and your family precise health care information through a variety of free telephone information services 24 hours a day, seven days a week. All you have to do is pick up the telephone and call one number. Call 303-1700 in Orange and Seminole Counties or in Osceola County call 870-1700."
http://www.flhosp.org/services/aan/index.htm

Florida Nursing Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/florida/

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Idaho Ask A Nurse Services

Hello, we've been notified that is Ask A Nurse services is no longer active. We'll leave the post up so people can visit our main page and view current providers.

Andrew Lopez, RN

Idaho Ask A Nurse Services:

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

Idaho Nursing Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/idaho/

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Illinois Ask A Nurse Services

Illinois Ask A Nurse Services:

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

    Ask-A-Nurse, Illinois State University:"The Ask-A-Nurse is a registered nurse available for telephone consultation for illnesses, injuries, or other health concerns and questions. The nurse can assist you in scheduling an appointment when necessary. When you call, the Ask-A-Nurse may need to know your name, social security number, address, telephone number, and reason for calling. As with any Student Health Service encounter, the information discussed with the Ask-A-Nurse is confidential and may be entered in your medical record. The information provided by telephone by the Ask-A-Nurse is consultative and should not be considered a definitive diagnosis or treatment."
    438-7676
    http://www.shs.ilstu.edu/about_us/contact.shtml

    Ask The Nurse, Illinois, University of:"Students, Staff and Faculty of UIS are welcome to ask the nurse Questions. Lynne Price, R.N., B.S.N., is the Campus Health Service Director for the University of Illinois, Springfield campus. If you have any medical questions or questions regarding the UIS Campus Health Service, just ask Lynne by using the comment box and clicking on the "Submit" button below."
    You can also contact Lynne by calling (217) 206-6676 or faxing (217) 206-7779.
    http://www.uis.edu/healthservices/askonline/nurse.htm

See Also: Illinois Nursing Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/illinois

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Massachusetts Ask A Nurse Services

Massachusetts Ask A Nurse Services:

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

Cancer AnswerForm, University of Michigan:"Communicate with a cancer nurse online! The information you send through this form will go directly to a knowledgeable cancer nurse who will respond promptly. Note: The Cancer InformationLine will not review medical records or make a diagnosis based on the information you provide online."
If you would rather speak with a nurse directly, please call 1-800-865-1125
U-M, Comprehensive Cancer Center 1500 E. Medical Center Drive CCGC 6-303
Ann Arbor, MI 48109-0944
http://p53.cancer.med.umich.edu/contact.htm

Massachusetts Nursing Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/massachusetts/

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Missouri Ask A Nurse Services

Missouri Ask A Nurse Services:

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

Nurseline (Ask a NurseP), Saint Luke's Health System, Missouri:"Saint Luke's Health System is proud to offer the Kansas City and surrounding communities this valued telephone information service. Speak to a team of experienced Registered Nurses, who are available to take your call day and night, 24-hours per day, seven days per week. Callers can turn to us for health care guidance on everything from how to remove a tick or treat the flu, to more serious health care concerns."
For more Information call NurseLine at 816.932.6220 or 800.932.6220 (outside KC)
http://www.saintlukeshealthsystem.org/slhs/System/Saint_Lukes_Health_System/Nurseline.htm

Missouri Nursing Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/missouri/

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Montana Ask A Nurse Services

Montana Ask A Nurse Services:

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

Ask A Nurse: Montana, Billings: St. Vincent Healthcare:"Sometimes you just need a quick answer to a medical question that's worrying you. Our nurses are trained to answer questions like those, and our ASK-A-NURSE program lets you get simple answers to simple questions fast. If you have a question for one of us, we have several ways you can reach us quickly and with complete confidentiality (and they're all free). You may either send an e-mail message using the form below to one of our nurses at ASK-A-NURSE, or call 406-657-8778 . We promise we'll have an answer for you as soon as we can. Any time of day or night, any day of the week, we're here and ready to listen."
http://www.svh-mt.org/services/all_health/ask_nurse.htm

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

New Hampshire Ask A Nurse Services

New Hampshire Ask A Nurse Services:

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

ASK-A-NURSE®, Catholic Medical Center, Manchester New Hampshire:"With ASK-A-NURSE®, a registered nurse is as close as your phone. You can get around-the-clock health care information by dialing 626.2626. You'll speak with a specially-trained registered nurse who will carefully listen to your questions and then help you make an informed decision about your health care. You'll get accurate, confidential information in the privacy of your home...free of charge. You can trust all your health care concerns to ASK-A-NURSE® because we are upheld by the leading doctors and services of Catholic Medical Center. In addition to these many resources, our experienced team of registered nurses uses a comprehensive data base of health information to give you fast, reliable health information when you need it most...day or night."
100 McGregor Street, Manchester, NH 03102. For more information, please call 603.668.3545, 800.437.9666 or call ASK-A-NURSE® at 603.626.2626
http://www.catholicmedicalcenter.org/services/askanurse.php

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

New Jersey Ask A Nurse Services

New Jersey Ask A Nurse Services:

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

Women's Heart Foundation, Inc:"Ask the Nurse is currently under construction to change the formatting so that we can better serve you. Questions and answers previously responded to will remain posted until such changes have been completed but email service has been temporarily closed. Thank you for your patience. – Administrator"
WHF – PO Box 7827 – West Trenton, NJ 08628
Phone 609.771.9600 / Fax 609.771.9427, Contact us: admin@womensheartfoundation.org.
http://www.womensheartfoundation.org/content/askthenurse/ask_the_nurse.asp

Southern Ocean County Hospital:"Southern Ocean County Hospital's 24-hour, 7-day, ASK-A-NURSE® service operates live from an onsite call center on the Hospital campus. When Ocean County residents seek healthcare information by dialing 1-800-777-7107, they speak directly to a registered nurse who serves on the Hospital's ASK-A-NURSE® staff. The ASK-A-NURSE® phone number is limited to Ocean County callers only."
Southern Ocean County Hospital
1140 Route 72 West, Manahawkin, NJ 08050
(609) 597-6011
http://www.soch.com/ask_index.html

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See Also: http://www.4nursing.com/nj/

Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

New York Ask A Nurse Services

New York Ask A Nurse Services:

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

Ask Viahealth, Rochester New York:"You can fill out the form below or call 1-877-922-LINK. Please note that ViaHealth will only answer health questions from people who live in the seven county Rochester, New York area including: Livingston, Monroe, Ontario, Seneca, Wayne, Wyoming, and Yates counties. In conjunction with the ViaHealth Wellness Information Center, we can provide information on nearly any health concern, including specific diseases and conditions, emotional or mental health issues, and information on how to lead a healthy lifestyle including diet, exercise, and stress management."
http://www.viahealth.org/body_rochester.cfm?id=1241

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Saint Vincent Ask-A-Nurse, West New York:"*Saint Vincent Ask-A-Nurse is licensed to accept calls from within the Erie County region and from Westfield, NY, only. Please consult your local phone book for your region's health information service. With Ask-A-Nurse®, a service of Saint Vincent Health System, health information is just a phone call away. When you dial our number between 7 a.m. and 11 p.m., you'll speak directly to a specially-trained registered nurse. You can trust even your most serious health care concerns to Ask-A-Nurse, because we're backed by leading physicians and hospital services right here in the Erie community. Our experienced team of registered nurses uses a computerized database to give you fast, reliable health care information 365 days a year. You'll get accurate, confidential information in the privacy of your own home free of charge. "
Phone: 814/452-5500 Toll-free: 800/326-8080
http://www.saintvincenthealth.com/patients_families/askanurse.htm

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Specific Medical Conditions: Diabetes: Ask the Nurse: Visiting Nurse Service of New York:"Elaine Edelstein, RN, MS CDE, Clinical Nurse Specialist, and Anita Cohen, RN, MSN, CS, CDE, Clinical Nurse Specialist, are in to answer your health-related questions regarding diabetes self-care management. Unfortunately, due to the large number of questions we receive, Ms. Edelstein and Ms. Cohen may not be able to respond to all questions. They will, however, try to answer those questions that we feel offer the broadest interest. Please check back periodically to see if your question - or a related question - has been answered. And remember, these responses are for educational purposes only - they should not be substituted for advice from your doctor. If you have an immediate medical concern, you should consult your doctor."
http://www.vnsny.org/mainsite/senior-care-center/sc_asknurse.html

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Ask-A-Nurse®, Saint Vincents: Westfield Memorial Hospital, New York State:"Ask-A-Nurse® is ready to assess your symptoms, help you decide what to do and help you find a doctor to meet your needs. As a community service of Westfield Memorial Hospital, Ask-A-Nurse is one of the most trusted health care information and physician referral programs. And best of all, the Ask-A-Nurse registered nurses are on duty 24 hours a day, every day of the year. If you live in the Westfield, NY, area, just call 1-800-326-8080.
Westfield Memorial Hospital
189 East Main Street Westfield, NY 14787
716-326-4921
http://www.saintvincenthealth.com/patients_families/askanurse.htm

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Seee Also: , New York Nursing Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/ny/

Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

North Carolina Ask A Nurse Services

North Carolina Ask A Nurse Services:

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

ASK FIRST, NorthEast Medical Center:"Free 24-Hour Information Line in Concord, North Carolina. The most advanced phone information system in the area is right here at NorthEast Medical Center. The ASK FIRST system centralizes health information making it more accessible to out patients and the community. Ask First is manned 24 hours a day, seven days a week by trained healthcare professionals. In addition, free automated information covering over 1,000 health-related topics can be easily accessed with just one phone call."
NorthEast Medical Center
920 Church Street North Concord, NC 28025
(704)783-3000
Phone: 1-800-575-1275 or 783-1275
http://www.northeastmedical.org/hospital_services/ask_first/

North Carolina Nursing Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/nc/

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Pennsylvania Ask A Nurse Services

Pennsylvania Ask A Nurse Services:

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

Conemaugh Nurse Connection, Conemaugh Health System, Pennsyvlania:"The toll-free Conemaugh Nurse Connection gives you 24-hour, direct access to a caring and compassionate registered nurse who offers health information, physician referral or patient symptom assessment. Our nurses have access to a vast electronic library, which is used in more than 500 hospitals in the U.S. and Canada. From the library, our nurses can access information about more than 1,500 medical topics and 6,000 medications. Printed reference information can also be sent to you upon request."
1086 Franklin Street · Johnstown, PA 15905
1-800-587-5875
http://www.conemaugh.org/services/nurseconnection/

Pennsylvania Nursing Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/pennsylvania/

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

North Dakota Ask A Nurse Services

North Dakota Ask A Nurse Services:

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

MeritCare ASK-A-NURSE at (701) 234-5000 or (800) 821-5167. (ND, MN, SD residents only, please.)
MeritCare Health System
P.O. Box M.C. Fargo, ND 58122
(701) 234-2000 Guest Services: (701) 234-5524 ASK-A-NURSE: (701) 234-5000
http://www.meritcare.com/

North Dakota Nursing Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/nd

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Ohio Ask A Nurse Services

Ohio Ask A Nurse Services:

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

    Ask-A-Nurse: 972-7808, University of Akron Health Services, Ohio:"Do you have questions about your health? Would you like to know more about recommendations for wellness regarding blood pressure, self breast exam (SBE), self testicular exam (STE), nutrition and exercise? Call Ask-A-Nurse: 972-7808 Calls will be confidential. Ask-A-Nurse is designed for educational purposes only. Information given is not intended for diagnosis or treatment of medical conditions or as a substitute for professional medical care."
    http://www.uakron.edu/studentaff/health/index.php

Ohio Nursing Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/ohio/

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

South Carolina Ask A Nurse Services

South Carolina Ask A Nurse Services:

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

    MUSC Enurses, Medical University of South Carolina:"MUSC's specially trained health resource nurses are available to answer your health related questions. Our nurses tap the resources of our esteemed physicians and professors to give you the most complete response possible. Please note that this forum is not a substitute for your physician's advice and is intended for health information only. Health resource nurses cannot diagnose your condition or answer specific questions regarding a specific patient. They have training which qualifies them to assist you in determining your need to seek medical attention and to provide health information. If you or your family member has a medical emergency please call 911."
    Medical University of South Carolina
    171 Ashley Avenue Charleston, SC 29425
    MUSC Health Connection can be reached toll-free by dialing 1-800-424-MUSC, or 792-1414
    http://www.muschealth.com/medunurse/index.htm

See also: South Carolina Nursing Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/sc

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

South Dakota Ask A Nurse Services

South Dakota Ask A Nurse Services:

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

    Avera McKennan ASK-A-NURSE®, South Dakota:"Avera McKennan ASK-A-NURSE® is a free community health information service. ASK-A-NURSE is completely confidential, and Registered Nurses provide answers to health related questions and physician referrals in the Sioux Empire. Please call us at (605) 322-6877 or (800) 658-3535, or contact us directly."
    http://www.mckennan.org/amck/contact/asknurse/

    MeritCare ASK-A-NURSE at (701) 234-5000 or (800) 821-5167. (ND, MN, SD residents only, please.)
    MeritCare Health System
    P.O. Box M.C. Fargo, ND 58122
    (701) 234-2000 Guest Services: (701) 234-5524 ASK-A-NURSE: (701) 234-5000
    http://www.meritcare.com/

http://www.4nursing.com/sd

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Tennessee Ask A Nurse Services

Tennessee Ask A Nurse Services:

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

    Ask A Nurse, Baptist Health System:"ASK-A-NURSE is a 24-hour health information and physician referral line provided as a community service by the Baptist Health System. Staffed by specially trained registered nurses, we are available to assist you with your healthcare questions. In addition to providing medical information, our nurses can assist you in finding a physician or community service that's right for you. You may contact ASK-A-NURSE at (865) 632-5200. And soon, we will also have an interactive form on this page for you to fill out and e-mail to us."
    137 Blount Avenue • Knoxville, TN 37920 •
    (865) 632-5011
    http://www.baptistoneword.org/baptist/aboutus.asp

http://www.4nursing.com/tennessee

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Texas Ask A Nurse Services

Texas Ask A Nurse Services:

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

    Ask-a-Nurse: Presbyterian Hospitals of Greenville & Commerce, Texas:"With ASK-A-NURSE, around-the-clock health care information is just a phone call away. So you're not helpless when your child has an earache at 4 a.m. or a high fever over the weekend. When you dial our number, you'll speak directly to a specially-trained registered nurse. A nurse who will carefully listen to your questions and then help you make an informed decision about what to do. You'll get accurate, confidential information in the privacy of your home . . . free of charge. You can trust even your most serious health care concerns to ASK-A-NURSE, because we're backed by leading doctors and hospital services right here in your own community."
    Presbyterian Hospital of Greenville
    4215 Joe Ramsey Blvd. Greenville, Texas
    (903) 408-5000
    http://www.hmhd.org/askdoc.htm

See also: Texas Nursing Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/texas/

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Virginia Ask A Nurse Services

Virginia Ask A Nurse Services:

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

    Ask-A-Nurse Your "Healthcare" Hotline, Eastern Virginia:"It would be nice if we only needed medical attention from 9 to 5. But what can you do when your child wakes up with an earache at four in the morning? Or your spouse complains of a high fever or a persistent cough at midnight? Fortunately, there's Ask-A-Nurse®. Available around the clock. Our registered nurses are specially trained to assess your symptoms over the phone, help you decide what to do, and recommend appropriate doctors and health services. We keep the same hours as your body. So call our free hotline anytime. Day or night."
    1-800-675-6368
    http://www.riverside-online.com/aan.html

See also: http://www.4nursing.com/virginia

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Wisconsin Ask A Nurse Services

Wisconsin Ask A Nurse Services:

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

    ASK-A-Nurse: Wisconsin: Bellin:"Bellin ASK-A-NURSE® is a confidential, free health inffree health information and referral service for the public staffed by Registered Nurses 24 hours a day . Bellin ASK-A-NURSE® can be reached by calling (920) 433-7900 The nurses ask a series of questions about your concern and then direct callers to the level of medical care appropriate for the symptoms. They use an approved computerized program and document each call. Because they have to document each call for legal reasons they will ask for your name, address, birthdate, physician and insurance carrier. This information is confidential and never used outside of the ASK-A-NURSE® department."
    http://www.bellin.org/patient-info/askanurse.shtml

See also: Wisconsin Nursing Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/wisconsin

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Ask A Nurse, Childbirth, Obstetrics, Pregnancy

Childbirth, Obstetrics, Pregnancy

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

    Ask A Nurse Questions and Answers, Childbirth.org:"Shirley Wingate RNC CD is an OB/GYN nurse with 12 years experience as an obstetrical nurse and childbirth educator. She is certified as a specialist in women's health and is an experienced labor and postpartum doula in private practice. She is the founder and director of "Birth Matters Inc." a prenatal and parenting resource and support center. Throughout her career she has been involved in developing, teaching and expanding services in the community to educate families and support them as they face the changes, challenges and choices that childbearing brings."
    http://www.childbirth.org/AskANurse/

See also: Pregnancy, http://www.4nursing.com/pregnancy/
Prematue Infants, Low Birth Weight Babies, http://www.4nursing.com/preemie/

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Ask A Nurse, Cancer, Oncology

Cancer, Oncology

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

    Ask the nurse, Breastcancer.org (Great Britain):"A diagnosis of breast cancer can leave you feeling afraid, shocked, angry, or any number of different emotions. We have prepared this website so you should be able to find information about your specific treatment, diagnosis or worry. We also have a team of specialist breast care nurses who can to address any queries you may still have. Email nurse@breastcancercare.org.uk and we guarantee to send a personal response within five working days. If your query is urgent, you may want to ring our helpline on 0808 800 6000 (textphone 0808 800 6001). See about us for details of opening hours."
    http://www.breastcancercare.org.uk/content.php?page_id=119

    Ask the Nurse, Bladder Cancer WebCafe:"Sharon McMullen, RN, CCRN, BSN, BA is a critical care nurse working in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA with professional experience ranging from general surgical nursing to critical care nursing to emergency nursing. She will be glad to help you translate medical jargon, read between the lines of your medical records, or just navigate the often confusing world of health care."
    Please send your questions to "Ask the Nurse" c/o wendy@blcwebcafe.org
    http://blcwebcafe.org/askthenurse.asp

See Also: http://www.4nursing.com/cancer/ or http://www.4nursing.com/oncology/

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Ask A Nurse, Woundcare, Decubitus Ulcers

Woundcare, Decubitus Ulcers

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

    Ask-A-Nurse, Amerigel Wound Care Products:"Welcome to Amerigel's Ask-A-Nurse. Amerx Health Care Corporation is dedicated to producing quality products and providing support to our customers, both professional and consumer alike. We understand the frustration associated with managing wounds and the difficulty in finding a product that works well. Managing a wound is not a simple task and occasionally a customer has questions regarding our products, application techniques, appropriate dressings, etc. Clearly, any problem wound should be seen and assessed by a qualified practitioner so that a Management plan can be established. The information that we provide through Ask-A-Nurse should not be construed as the sole source of medical advice, but as a suggestion, as it is impossible to properly assess an individual's condition over the phone or in writing."
    Amerx Health Care Corporation
    1150 Cleveland Street, Suite 410 Clearwater, FL 33755
    Phone 888/263-7942 Fax 727/447-5617
    Email: sales@amerxhc.com http://www.amerigel.com/asktheamerigelnurse1.asp

See also: Woundcare, Skind Breakdown, Decubitus Ulcers, http://www.4nursing.com.com/wounds/

******************************************************

Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Nurse To Nurse Ask A Nurse Services

Nurse To Nurse Ask A Nurse Services:

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

    Ask-A-Nurse is our Q&A column for students and other individuals interested in the nursing profession. Research and education questions are answered by the site leader, and questions related to nursing practice are answered by one or more members of our nursing panel. Do you have a question about the field of nursing you would like to see addressed on this site? Use the form below to send your questions to the site leader (Submission Form). Previous questions are listed on the side bar - click on any question you would like to read to be taken to the archives. http://kcsun3.tripod.com/id19.htm

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

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The Doctors Lounge:"The Doctors Lounge is one of the most popular online medical resources for physicians, students and allied clinical professionals. It provides both clinical and technical information through multimedia tutorials and other study aids. Both patients and professionals can seek answers to medical questions via the public discussion boards. Please review our Terms & Conditions of Use. The Doctors Lounge was founded in April 2000 in South Dakota, USA; when two physicians, Dr. Tamer Fouad, M.D. and Dr. Yasser Mokhtar, M.D., decided to create a free online medical community that provides its visitors with premiere articles that can only be found in a paid service. webmaster@thedoctorslounge.net
http://www.doctorslounge.com/ask.htm

Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

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http://www.nursingexperts.com

Saturday, March 17, 2007

Caffeine Is My Shepherd, On The Job Jokes, Employment Humor

Caffeine is my shepherd; With it besides me, I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal (tm):
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks:

Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my
life: and I will dwell in the House of Mocha's forever.

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The Aspirin And The Job Interview, Medical Jokes, On The Job Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/interview
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Blonde Coffee, Blonde Jokes, On The Job Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/bc
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Christmas Party Blow-Out, Marriage Jokes, Employment Humor:"After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/party
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Common Forms of Office Illness, On The Job Jokes, Medical Humor,
http://www.nursinghumor.com/illnesses
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Differences Between You And The Boss, Employment Jokes, On The Job Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/boss
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Dressing Up, On The Job Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"There was this rich woman who lives in a large mansion. One day she comes upon the butler and says "butler take off my blouse"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dressing
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Funny Signs, On the Job Jokes, Employment Humor:"Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents? Beauty Shop: Dye now!Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/signs
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My Prayer For Today, On The Job, Employment Humor:"Lord help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 7:41:23 am PST God help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of them ARE hypersensitive."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/my
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Policy Making, On The Job Jokes, Employment Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/policy
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Ten "If's" You Need To Know To Get Along At Work, On The Job Jokes, Employment Humor:"1. If it rings, put it on hold. 2. If it clunks, call the repairman." http://www.nursinghumor.com/ifs
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Wrong Answer, On The Job Jokes, Nursing Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/answer
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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

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http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
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http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

An Irish Friendship Wish, Inspirational Poems, Touching Stories

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An Irish Friendship Wish, Inspirational Poems, Touching Stories
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/irish
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May there always be work for your hands to do;

May your purse always hold a coin or two;

May the sun always shine on your windowpane;

May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain;

May the hand of a friend always be near you;

May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.

Author Unknown

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

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http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com