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What Does She Look Like? Geriatrics Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/geriatrics
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Two old guys are pushing their carts around Walmart when they collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The second old guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?"
The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?"
To which the first old guy says, "Don't remember, let's look for yours."
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A Woman's Random Thoughts, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/random
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Airplane Ride, Marriage Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/airplane
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Brand New Hat, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Geriatrics Humor:"There was a little old lady standing at a corner. She had both hands
holding her hat on while the wind blew her dress up around her waist."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/hat
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Coffee and Viagra, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/cv/
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Concerns For Baby Boomers, Geriatrics Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/concerns
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Croak Like a Frog, Children's Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/croak
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Curse Removal, Elderly Jokes, Marriage/Matrimony Humor:"An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/removal
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Expensive Perfume, Geriatric Jokes, Fashion Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/perfume
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Getting A Bit Forgetful, Senior Citizens Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/geriatrics.senior.citizen.humor.getting.a.bit.forgetful.htm
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She's In A Romantic Mood, Getting Older Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/romantic
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Success At Any Age, Getting Older Jokes, Geriatric Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/success
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Taking Notes, Doctor Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/notes
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Three Times A Week, Doctors Jokes, Marriage Humor:"An elderly woman went to the doctor for a check up. After examining her and checking her cardiovascular activity, the doctor recommended that she engage in sexual activity three times a week."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/three
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Trying To Help, Bar Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/trying
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What She Has, Getting Older Jokes, Geriatrics Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/has/
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The Perks of Being Over Fifty, Getting Older Jokes, Geriatric Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/perks
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Rusty Tools, Viagra Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/rusty
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Taking Turns, Dental Jokes, Geriatrics Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/taking
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Truisms, Sign of The Times Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/geriatrics.senior.citizen.humor.truisms.htm
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Getting Older, Senior Citizen Jokes, Geriatric Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/geriatrics.senior.citizen.humor.getting.older.htm
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The Memory Clinic, Geriatric Jokes, Marriage Humor:"Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/memory
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Top Signs That You Are Growing Old, Aging Jokes & Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/growing.old.htm
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Trying Viagra, Medical Jokes, Geriatric Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/trying
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The Spare Set, Dental Jokes, Gallows Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/dental.humor.dentist.jokes.the.spare.set.htm
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Ain't Senile Yet, Getting Older Jokes, Medical Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/geriatrics.senior.citizen.humor.aint.senile.yet.htm
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Truisms, Sign of The Times Jokes, Getting Older Humor:"It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature. All power corrupts, but we need the electricity. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/truisms
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Shooting Blanks, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.shooting.blanks.htm
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Virtually Deaf? Getting Older Jokes, Medical Humor:"An elderly gentleman finally invested in a hearing aid after becoming virtually deaf. It was one of those invisible hearing aids. Soon after, he went for a check-up."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/deaf
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Wedding Registry, Pharmacy Jokes, Senior Citizen Humor:"Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, aged 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drug store. Jacob suggests they go in."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/registry
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When The Baby Cries, Infertility Jokes, Geriatrics Humor:"With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65-year old woman has a baby.
All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family.
When they ask to see the baby, the 65-year old mother says, "not yet."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/cries
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Nursing Home Humor, Old Men:
http://storypalace.ourfamily.com/j98904.html
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Senior Citizens:
http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/91q2/dolive.html
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Tough Rules:
http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/90q2/fart.html
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