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A Doctor & Nurse and a
Shredder, Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/shredder
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A nurse was leaving the hospital one evening when she found
the doctor standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen", said the doctor, "this is important
and my assistant has left. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly", said the nurse, flattered that the
doctor had asked her for help.
She turned the machine on, inserted the paper and pressed
the start button.
"Excellent! Excellent!" said the doctor as his
paper disappeared inside the machine.
"I need two copies of that"
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More Medical Humor, http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical
Eating Ants, Emergency Room Jokes, Medical
Humor:"A medical student was doing a rotation in
toxicology at the poison control center. One day, this woman called in very
upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ants
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Overdue Appointment, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/overdue
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The Right Size, Medical Jokes, Surgical
Humor:"John was successful in his career, but as
he got older he was increasingly hampered at work by terrible headaches."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/size
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Exam Professionalism, Medical Jokes, Doctor's
Humor:"A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a
gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his
professionalism goes out the window."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/exam
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Top Ten Signs You Need A New
Doctor, Medical Jokes, Top Ten Humor:"- He calls you at two in the morning
"just to talk." Instead of rubber surgical gloves he wears oven
mitts."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/need
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Taking As Directed, Medical Jokes, Doctor Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/directed
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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/carols
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Too Late, Doctors Jokes, Gallows Humor:"The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to
a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/late
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The Circumcision, Medical Jokes, Kids Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/circumcision
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Able To Play? Operating Room Jokes,
Medical Humor:"A doctor has come to see one of
his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his
hands."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/play
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Feeling Exhausted, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/exhausted
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Getting Even, Nursing Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/getting/
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How Long? Emergency Department Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/how
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Virtually Deaf? Getting
Older Jokes, Medical Humor:"An elderly gentleman
finally invested in a hearing aid after becoming virtually deaf. It was
one of those invisible hearing aids. Soon after, he went for a check-up."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/deaf
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She Didn't Make It, Medical Jokes, Emergency Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/it
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New Secretary, Doctor's Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"Dr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She
was young, sweet, and very polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed
his fly was open."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/secretary
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