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Two Gifts For Adam & Eve, Battle of The Sexes, Nursing & Medical Jokes & Humor
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One day The Lord came to Adam, and said, "I've got some good news and some bad news."
Adam said, "Well, give me the good news first."
The Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you.
One is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve.
The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children."
Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"
The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."
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Creation of Man, Adam & Eve Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"Eve was talking with God in the Garden of Eden, and she said, "God I have a problem. It's a beautiful garden, but I'm lonely and I'm sick of eating apples." "Okay. I'll create a man for you.""
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Definitely Warm, Battle of The Sexes Jokes & Humor:
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Exam Professionalism, Medical Jokes, Doctor's Humor:"A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window."
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Feel Like A Woman, Marriage Jokes, Parenting Humor:"A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm. The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind and lightning. The passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to crash and that they are all going to die."
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Feeling Exhausted, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
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Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
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Ultimate Fantasy! Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
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Useless Boob, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relgious Humor:"And God created woman and she had three breasts. He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"
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