Showing posts with label Marriage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marriage. Show all posts

Friday, June 5, 2009

What Does She Look Like? Geriatrics Jokes, Marriage Humor

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What Does She Look Like? Geriatrics Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/geriatrics
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Two old guys are pushing their carts around Walmart when they collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The second old guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?" The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?" To which the first old guy says, "Don't remember, let's look for yours." ******************************************************

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A Woman's Random Thoughts, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/random

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Airplane Ride, Marriage Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/airplane

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Brand New Hat, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Geriatrics Humor:"There was a little old lady standing at a corner. She had both hands holding her hat on while the wind blew her dress up around her waist."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/hat

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Coffee and Viagra, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/cv/

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Concerns For Baby Boomers, Geriatrics Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/concerns

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Croak Like a Frog, Children's Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/croak

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Curse Removal, Elderly Jokes, Marriage/Matrimony Humor:"An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/removal

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Expensive Perfume, Geriatric Jokes, Fashion Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/perfume

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Getting A Bit Forgetful, Senior Citizens Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/geriatrics.senior.citizen.humor.getting.a.bit.forgetful.htm

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She's In A Romantic Mood, Getting Older Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/romantic

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Success At Any Age, Getting Older Jokes, Geriatric Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/success

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Taking Notes, Doctor Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/notes

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Three Times A Week, Doctors Jokes, Marriage Humor:"

An elderly woman went to the doctor for a check up. After examining her and checking her cardiovascular activity, the doctor recommended that she engage in sexual activity three times a week."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/three

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Trying To Help, Bar Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/trying

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What She Has, Getting Older Jokes, Geriatrics Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/has/

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The Perks of Being Over Fifty, Getting Older Jokes, Geriatric Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/perks

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Rusty Tools, Viagra Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/rusty

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Taking Turns, Dental Jokes, Geriatrics Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/taking

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Truisms, Sign of The Times Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/geriatrics.senior.citizen.humor.truisms.htm

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Getting Older, Senior Citizen Jokes, Geriatric Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/geriatrics.senior.citizen.humor.getting.older.htm

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The Memory Clinic, Geriatric Jokes, Marriage Humor:"Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/memory

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Top Signs That You Are Growing Old, Aging Jokes & Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/growing.old.htm

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Trying Viagra, Medical Jokes, Geriatric Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/trying

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The Spare Set, Dental Jokes, Gallows Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/dental.humor.dentist.jokes.the.spare.set.htm

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Ain't Senile Yet, Getting Older Jokes, Medical Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/geriatrics.senior.citizen.humor.aint.senile.yet.htm

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Truisms, Sign of The Times Jokes, Getting Older Humor:"It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature. All power corrupts, but we need the electricity. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/truisms

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Shooting Blanks, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.shooting.blanks.htm

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Virtually Deaf? Getting Older Jokes, Medical Humor:"An elderly gentleman finally invested in a hearing aid after becoming virtually deaf. It was one of those invisible hearing aids. Soon after, he went for a check-up."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/deaf

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Wedding Registry, Pharmacy Jokes, Senior Citizen Humor:"Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, aged 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drug store. Jacob suggests they go in."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/registry

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When The Baby Cries, Infertility Jokes, Geriatrics Humor:"With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65-year old woman has a baby.
All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family.
When they ask to see the baby, the 65-year old mother says, "not yet."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/cries

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Nursing Home Humor, Old Men:
http://storypalace.ourfamily.com/j98904.html

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Senior Citizens:
http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/91q2/dolive.html

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Tough Rules:
http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/90q2/fart.html

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
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Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Two Gifts For Adam & Eve, Battle of The Sexes, Nursing & Medical Jokes & Humor

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Two Gifts For Adam & Eve, Battle of The Sexes, Nursing & Medical Jokes & Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/two
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One day The Lord came to Adam, and said, "I've got some good news and some bad news."

Adam said, "Well, give me the good news first."

The Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you.

One is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve.

The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children."

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"

The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."

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More Battle of The Sexes Humor, http://www.nursinghumor.com/battle/

Are You The Manager? Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Bartender Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/manager

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A Woman's Random Thoughts, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/random

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Before And After Love, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:"BEFORE - You take my breath away AFTER - I feel like I'm suffocating."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/before

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Brand New Hat, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Geriatrics Humor:"There was a little old lady standing at a corner. She had both hands holding her hat on while the wind blew her dress up around her waist."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/hat

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Creation of Man, Adam & Eve Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"Eve was talking with God in the Garden of Eden, and she said, "God I have a problem. It's a beautiful garden, but I'm lonely and I'm sick of eating apples." "Okay. I'll create a man for you.""
http://www.nursinghumor.com/creation

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Definitely Warm, Battle of The Sexes Jokes & Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/warm

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Dressing Up, On The Job Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"There was this rich woman who lives in a large mansion. One day she comes upon the butler and says "butler take off my blouse"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dressing

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Exam Professionalism, Medical Jokes, Doctor's Humor:"A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/exam

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Feel Like A Woman, Marriage Jokes, Parenting Humor:"A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm. The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind and lightning. The passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to crash and that they are all going to die."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/feel

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Feeling Exhausted, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/exhausted

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New Secretary, Doctor's Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"Dr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/secretary

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Pay Raise, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Employment Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/raise

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Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/rules

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Ultimate Fantasy! Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/fantasy

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Useless Boob, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relgious Humor:"And God created woman and she had three breasts. He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/useless

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
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Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Beatitudes For The Home, Religious Poems, Touching Stories of Love & Marriage

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Beatitudes For The Home, Religious Poems, Touching Stories of Love & Marriage
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/home

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BLESSED are the husband and wife who continue to be affectionate and considerate, loving after the wedding bells have ceased ringing.

BLESSED are the husband and wife who are as polite and courteous to one another as they are to their friends.

BLESSED are they who have a sense of humor, for this attribute will be a handy shock absorber.

BLESSED are they who love their mates more than any other person in the world and who joyfully fulfill their marriage vows of lifetime of fidelity and mutual helpfulness to one another.

BLESSED are they who attain parenthood, for children are a heritage of the Lord.

BLESSED are they who remember to thank God for their food before they partake of it, and who set apart some time each day for the reading of the Bible and for prayer.

BLESSED are those mates who never speak loudly to one another and who make their home a place where "seldom is heard a discouraging word."

BLESSED are the husband and wife who faithfully attend the worship service of the church and who work together in the church for the advancement of Christ's Kingdom.

BLESSED are the husband and wife who can work out problems of adjustments without interference from relatives.

BLESSED is the couple who has a complete understanding about financial matters and who has worked out a perfect partnership with all money under the control of both.

BLESSED are the husband and wife who humbly dedicate their lives and their home to Christ and who practice the teachings of Christ in the home by being unselfish, loyal, and loving.

Author unknown

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
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