Showing posts with label Senior Citizen Humor. Show all posts
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Thursday, March 17, 2011

Brand New Hat, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Geriatrics Humor

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There was a little old lady standing at a corner. She had both hands holding her hat on while the wind blew her dress up around her waist.

A dignified southern gentleman came up and said, "Ma'am, you should be ashamed of yourself, letting your skirt blow around, being indecent, while both hands hold your hat."

She said, "Look mister, everything down there is seventy years old; this hat is brand new!"

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A Woman's Random Thoughts, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/random

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New Secretary, Doctor's Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"Dr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/secretary

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Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/rules

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Ultimate Fantasy! Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/fantasy

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Dogs Vs Men, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://nursinghumor.com/dogs

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Home Repairs, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/repairs

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Why Cats Are Better Than Men, Battles of The Sexes Jokes, Cat-Pet Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/better

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25 Year Old Breasts, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/25

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Top Ten Reasons Why God Created Eve, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/eve

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17 Ways To Be A WOMAN.... From A Somewhat Bitter Man, Battle of The Sexes:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/17

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The Perfect Man, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/perfect

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Name Calling, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/calling

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A Real Lady, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Infidelity Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/lady

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A Woman Thirty Years Younger, Marriage Jokes, Battle of the Sexes Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/younger

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Mating Bulls, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/bulls

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Five Kinds of Sex, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/five

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Men Are Like . . ., Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/like

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Following Orders, Battle of the Sexes Jokes, Gallows Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/following

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Top Fourteen Things PMS Stands For, Top Ten Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/pms

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The Escapee, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/escapee

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Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/pumpkins

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The Blind Date, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Geriatrics Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/blind

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The New Girlfriend, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/girlfriend

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Pros of Being A Woman, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/pros

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If You Love It, Set It Free, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/free

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A Divorced Woman's Perfect Breakfast, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Divorce Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/breakfast

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How To Impress, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/impress

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Great Female Comebacks, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/comebacks

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His and Her Road Trip, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/battle/

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Generation Gap, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Parenting Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/gap

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And You Wonder "Why" It Didn't Last, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Divorce Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/wonder

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Because I'm A Guy, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/because

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The Gentleman On The Bus, Battle of The Sexes Jokes & Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/gentleman

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If Men Got Pregnant, Battle Of The Sexes Jokes, Pregnancy Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/if

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A Man, His Wife, and The Cop, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/cop

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If Men Wrote The Rules, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/wrote

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What Women Know About Men, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/know

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All Wives Are Alike, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/alike

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A Woman Thirty Years Younger, Marriage Jokes, Battle of the Sexes Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/younger

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Radar, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/radar

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Definitely Warm, Battle of the Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/warm

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Suspicions, Battle of the Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/suspicions

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I Just Want You To Hold Me Tonight
http://www.nursinghumor.com/me

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A Dictionary of Dating
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dating

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Translating Men, What They Say & What They Really Mean:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/translating

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I am glad I am a man, I am glad I am a woman:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/glad

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Male Bashing:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/bashing

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Two Gifts For Adam & Eve, Battle of The Sexes, Nursing & Medical Jokes & Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/gifts

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Why Men Can't Win
http://www.nursinghumor.com/win

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Why We Appreciate Men, A Woman's Perspective http://www.nursinghumor.com/appreciate

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Viagra Funnies
http://www.nursinghumor.com/drugs.medications/viagra.jokes.humor.htm

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Viagra Jokes:
http://www.net2business.com/humor/viagra.html

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