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Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk, On The Job Jokes, Employment Humor
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25. “Oh, Man! Come in at 6 in the morning and look what happens!”
24. “This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!”
23. “This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed
about work!”
22. “You don’t discriminate against those with Latient Atrophy Zymosis
Yeast syndrome, DO YOU?!?”
21. “Gee, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day.”
20. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
19. “Oh, Hi, I was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands.”
18. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the
last time management course you sent me to.”
17. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper”
16. “I was just meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a
new paradigm!”
15. “This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!”
14. “I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance”
13. “I’m doing the “Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan” (SLEEP) I
learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.”
12. “It worked well for Reagan, didn’t it?”
11. “This is a highly specific Yoga position to relieve work-related
stress.”
10. “Just pacing myself for the all-nighter tonight!”
9. “I was working smarter-not harder.”
8. “Auggh! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution
to our biggest problem.”
7. “I’m in the management training program.”
6. “The coffee machine is broken….”
5. “Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.”
4. “Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!”
3. “Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the
workaholic!”
2. “It’s okay… I’m still billing the client.”
And the #1 response if found asleep at your desk:
1. “…and I especially thank you for my excellent boss, Amen!”
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The Aspirin And The Job Interview, Medical Jokes, On The Job Humor
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Blonde Coffee, Blonde Jokes, On The Job Humor:
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Christmas Party Blow-Out, Marriage Jokes, Employment Humor:"After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening."
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Common Forms of Office Illness, On The Job Jokes, Medical Humor,
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Differences Between You And The Boss, Employment Jokes, On The Job Humor:
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Dressing Up, On The Job Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"There was this rich woman who lives in a large mansion. One day she comes upon the butler and says "butler take off my blouse"
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Funny Signs, On the Job Jokes, Employment Humor:"Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents? Beauty Shop: Dye now!Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
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My Prayer For Today, On The Job, Employment Humor:"Lord help me to relax about insignificant details
beginning tomorrow at 7:41:23 am PST
God help me to consider people's feelings,
even if most of them ARE hypersensitive."
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Policy Making, On The Job Jokes, Employment Humor:
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Ten "If's" You Need To Know To Get Along At Work, On The Job Jokes, Employment Humor:"1. If it rings, put it on hold. 2. If it clunks, call the repairman."
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