Caffeine Is My Shepherd, On The Job Jokes, Employment Humor

Caffeine is my shepherd; With it besides me, I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal (tm):
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks:

Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my
life: and I will dwell in the House of Mocha's forever.

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The Aspirin And The Job Interview, Medical Jokes, On The Job Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/interview
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Blonde Coffee, Blonde Jokes, On The Job Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/bc
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Christmas Party Blow-Out, Marriage Jokes, Employment Humor:"After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/party
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Common Forms of Office Illness, On The Job Jokes, Medical Humor,
http://www.nursinghumor.com/illnesses
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Differences Between You And The Boss, Employment Jokes, On The Job Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/boss
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Dressing Up, On The Job Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"There was this rich woman who lives in a large mansion. One day she comes upon the butler and says "butler take off my blouse"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dressing
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Funny Signs, On the Job Jokes, Employment Humor:"Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents? Beauty Shop: Dye now!Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/signs
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My Prayer For Today, On The Job, Employment Humor:"Lord help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 7:41:23 am PST God help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of them ARE hypersensitive."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/my
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Policy Making, On The Job Jokes, Employment Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/policy
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Ten "If's" You Need To Know To Get Along At Work, On The Job Jokes, Employment Humor:"1. If it rings, put it on hold. 2. If it clunks, call the repairman." http://www.nursinghumor.com/ifs
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Wrong Answer, On The Job Jokes, Nursing Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/answer
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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
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An Irish Friendship Wish, Inspirational Poems, Touching Stories

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An Irish Friendship Wish, Inspirational Poems, Touching Stories
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/irish
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May there always be work for your hands to do;

May your purse always hold a coin or two;

May the sun always shine on your windowpane;

May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain;

May the hand of a friend always be near you;

May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.

Author Unknown

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Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
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The Viewing, Nursing Home Jokes, Geriatrics Humor

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The Viewing, Nursing Home Jokes, Geriatrics Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/viewing
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An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home.

One day he went into the nurses' station and informed Nurse Jones that his penis died.

Nurse Jones, realizing the Mr. Smith was old and forgetful decided to play along with him.

"It did? I'm sorry to hear that," she replied.

Two days later, Mr. Smith was walking down the halls at the nursing home with his penis hanging outside his pants.

Nurse Jones saw him and said, "Mr. Smith, I thought you told me your penis died?"

"It did," he replied. "Today is the viewing!"

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A Picture of The Cross, Religious Poems, Inspirational Stories

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A Picture of the Cross, Religious Poems, Touching Stories
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It's the picture of violence
Yet the key to peace

A picture of suffering
Yet the key to healing

A picture of death
Yet the key to life

A picture of utter weakness
Yet the key to power

A picture of capital punishment
Yet the key to mercy and forgiveness

A picture of vicious hatred
Yet the key to love

A picture of supreme shame
Yet the Christian's supreme boast.

Author Unknown
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Go For RN, Then Back For A BSN?

Had a student ask if for the purposes of money, experience, they should get an AAS RN, then go back for their BSN once they had worked for a bit. I think Nursing school is difficult enough, as is going back once you're out there working. Many plan to go back - for many it never happens. If you are looking for a BSN (then MSN, NP, CNS, CRNA, etc) ultimately, why go through basic nursing programs twice? Unless you're in a program that will guarantee (do check the fine print) that they accept all your associates degree credits and only need to take two years worth of additional courses, it might be worth it. I'd never knock a person for wanting to go further in school, think it is great that you want a BSN. Do think you should go straight for it. Why are you considering getting the RN AAS first and then going back? If money is an issue, work as a nursing assistant or unit secretary part time as you go through, it will give you money and benefits in most places. More often places are paying large portions of nursing tuition as well. Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
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Music Therapy, Alternative, Complementary, Holistic, Integrative Medicine, Therapies

Susan Magrath R.N. A.N.P., Instructor of Nursing:"Susan has taught at Ball State University for one year, primarily in the areas of acute and critical care. Currently she is involved as a Board Certified Nurse Practitioner in a local pain management clinic. Prior to joining the nursing faculty, she was employed at Ball Memorial Hospital (BMH) for 15 years and practiced as a registered nurse in critical care and hospice. Her research and special interest areas focus on palliative care and complementary therapies. Susan has served as volunteer director of the YWCA Well Child Clinic from 1986 to 1994 and coordinator of the music therapy committee (BMH) from 1998 to the present. She has facilitated and coordinated a teleconference on music therapy at Ball State in conjunction with the BMH music therapy committee and Ball State's School of Nursing in 1999. In May 2002, Susan facilitated and sponsored a music therapy workshop at BMH."
http://www.bsu.edu/cast/nursing/profile/0,1898,2410-507-16140,00.html

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American Music Therapy Association, Inc.:" Frequently Asked Questions About Music Therapy. Music therapy is the prescribed use of music by a qualified person to effect positive changes in the psychological, physical, cognitive, or social functioning of individuals with health or educational problems."
American Music Therapy Association, Inc.
8455 Colesville Road, Suite 1000
Silver Spring, Maryland 20910, USA
Phone: (301) 589-3300
Fax: (301) 589-5175
http://www.musictherapy.org/

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Australian Music Therapy Association Inc.:"The Australian Music Therapy Association began in 1975. It's purpose was to promote music therapy as a profession to the Australian general public. To this end, the process of Registration and the Code of Ethics were established in that first year to create firm professional basis on which to develop the profession. These days the Association has several purposes which are evident in the activities of its committees and branches. The drop-down menu 'Contact us' will take you to their webpages. The largest event of the year continues to be the national conference which actually preceded the Association itself. In 2004 we celebrate the 30th National Music Therapy Conference. The theme of "Significant Moments in Music Therapy' will enable us to acknowledge the history of the profession in Australia and also present the significant developments in the field today."
Australian Music Therapy Association Inc.
P O Box 79 Turramurra, NSW 2074 Australia
Phone: +61 (2) 9449 5279 Fax: +61 (2) 9988 3856
Email: info@austmta.org.au
http://www.austmta.org.au/

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Careers in Music Therapy, Berklee College of Music:"What is Music Therapy? A career in music therapy offers challenge, opportunity, and distinctive rewards to those interested in working with people of all ages with various disabilities. Music therapists are employed in many different settings including general and psychiatric hospitals, community mental health agencies, rehabilitation centers, day care facilities, nursing homes, schools and private practice. Music therapists provide services for adults and children with psychiatric disorders, mental retardation and developmental disabilities, speech and hearing impairments, physical disabilities, and neurological impairments, among others. Music therapists are usually members of an interdisciplinary team that supports the goals and objectives for each client within the context of the music therapy setting."
Office of Admissions, Berklee College of Music
1140 Boylston Street
Boston, MA 02215
Telephone
Within the U.S. and Canada: (800) BERKLEE (dial 237-5533)
Within the U.S. and Canada: (800) 421-0084
(617) 747-2221 -or- (617) 747-2222
(617) 266-1400

Fax (617) 747-2047
E-mail: admissions@berklee.edu
http://www.berklee.edu/careers/therapy.html

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Canadian Music Therapy Trust Fund:"The Trust Fund is a bold, non-profit initiative designed to integrate, educate, celebrate and promote all facets of music therapy in this country. We have been fortunate in having many volunteers working to support our endeavours of providing services to those in hospitals, clinics and special schools. Since 1994, with the help of the Canadian music industry, the Trust Fund has been able to distribute over $2 million to almost 290 projects from coast to coast. These projects range from hospices for terminally ill persons with cancer or HIV/AIDS, centres for the aged, schools for children who are autistic, physically or mentally challenged and programs for street kids. It has also funded projects for women in prison, children who have been sexually abuse, teens who are suicidal and people who are isolated due to psychiatric problems."
1175 Bloor Street West
Toronto, ON
M5H 1M9
Phone: 416.535.0200
Toll Free: 1.888.689.9545
Fax: 416.535.8166
Email: trustfund@musictherapycentre.com
http://www.musictherapytrust.ca/

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Center for Treatment, Training and Research in Music Therapy:"Center for Treatment, Training and Research in Music Therapy) is a non-profit organization established in 1991 under the honorary presidency of Dr. Rolando Benenzon. ADIMU is dedicated to promote the development of music therapy, to promote and give training in music therapy, to promote research in music therapy, to promote exchange of information on music therapy, to promote international cooperation among music therapy associations, music therapists, and other related professionals and institutions, to promote, establish, and maintain professional publications in music therapy."
http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Metro/8395/english.html

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Creative Music Therapy Solutions:"Creative Music Therapy Solutions was established to enhance the profession of Music Therapy and to service the Music Therapy community by providing experienced, qualified Music Therapists when Music Therapists are on vacation, maternity leave, leave of absence, or are sick. Sandy Pelley graduated from Capilano College in 1989 with a diploma and began working in the Music Therapy field immediately. When the Music Therapy program became a degree program, she returned to Capilano College and completed her B.M.T. in 1994. Sandy also received her B.A. in Psychology in 1992."
Creative Music Therapy Solutions
4527 204A St.
Langley, BC V3A 6B7
PH: 604.534.2687
info@creativemusictherapy.ca
http://www.creativemusictherapy.ca/

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Music Therapy in Palliative Care, Music Therapy Association of British Columbia:"When we are working with persons for whom a medical cure is no longer possible, music therapy can improve the quality of life by addressing the emotional, spiritual and physical needs that may arise during this time. Music experiences utilized in palliative care may include music listening, discussion of specially chosen lyrics, songwriting, improvisation, singing and playing instruments. A person's musical, cultural and religious background may be incorporated into the session, providing a personalized approach. In all instances, respect for the patient's needs and preferences is of primary importance. For terminally ill persons, music therapy can serve as a catalyst to establish both verbal and non-verbal communication. The skilled use of music can facilitate emotional self-expression and provide a supportive and non-threatening environment with opportunities to confront fears and discuss present concerns. Musical associations can facilitate life review and assist in resolving significant personal issues."
Music Therapy Association of British Columbia
Capilano College
2055 Purcell Way
N. Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada.
V7J 3H5
604.924.0046 ~ 604.983.7559 fax
info@mtabc.com
http://www.mtabc.com/examples/palliative.htm

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Music Therapy Research Center, Editorial:"No innovation has gained such a fast foothold and recognition among medical experts as the utilisation of the natural laws of harmony. When one considers that the term Medical Resonance Therapy Music was only coined 10 years ago, and then looks at the present level of documentation on research and developments in this new branch of MEDICINE, and the statements of leading medical experts from many fields such as hormone research, gynaecology, paediatrics, dermatology, research into headaches, intensive care MEDICINE etc. right up to international recognition as the most successful "anti-stress remedy in the world" at the International Conference "Society, Stress and Health" of the World Health Organisation (WHO), then it is also worthwhile examining the causes for such enormous medical success more closely."
info@musictherapyresearchcenter.com
http://www.musictherapyresearchcenter.com/08_Introduction/0800_Introduction_Title.php

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
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Differences Between You And The Boss, Employment Jokes, On The Job Humor

Differences Between You And The Boss, Employment Jokes, On The Job Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/boss

When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

When you take a stand, you're being bullheaded.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being cooperative.

When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

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Ten "If's" You Need To Know To Get Along At Work, On The Job Jokes, Employment Humor:"1. If it rings, put it on hold. 2. If it clunks, call the repairman." http://www.nursinghumor.com/ifs

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Dressing Up, On The Job Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"There was this rich woman who lives in a large mansion. One day she comes upon the butler and says "butler take off my blouse"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dressing

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Funny Signs, On the Job Jokes, Employment Humor:"Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents? Beauty Shop: Dye now!Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/signs

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The Aspirin And The Job Interview, Medical Jokes, On The Job Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.jokes.humor.the.aspirin.and.the.interview.htm

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Blonde Coffee, Blonde Jokes, On The Job Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/blonde.jokes.coffee.htm

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Christmas Party Blow-Out, Marriage Jokes, Employment Humor:"After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/party

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Common Forms of Office Illness, On The Job Jokes, Medical Humor,
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-on-the-job-jokes-medical-humor-common-office-illnesses.html

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Dressing Up, On The Job Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"There was this rich woman who lives in a large mansion. One day she comes upon the butler and says "butler take off my blouse"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dressing

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My Prayer For Today, On The Job, Employment Humor:"Lord help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 7:41:23 am PST God help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of them ARE hypersensitive."
http://www.lopez1.com/lopez/inspiration/prayers/my_prayer.htm

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Policy Making, On The Job Jokes, Employment Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/on.the.job.employment.policymaking.htm

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Wrong Answer, On The Job Jokes, Nursing Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/on.the.job.employment.wrong.answer.htm

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Jokes about the professions of the twenty-first century:"Applicants Labor Relations Programmers Mathematicians Physicists Chemists Engineers Technicians Computers' support staff Internet service providers Psychologists and Psychiatrists Social Workers Doctors Dentists Nurses Biologists Pharmacists Lawyers Judges Accountants Tax Advisors and Tax Auditors Economists Statisticians Actuaries Managers Consultants Insurance Agents Salespeople Advertisers Merchants Publishers Journalists Bankers Stockbrokers Philosophers Musicians Artists Teachers Linguists Pilots and Stewards Tourists Guides Zookeepers Hoteliers Waiters Bartenders Post Office Workers Policemen Firefighters Farmers Everyone else."
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
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Remember Today, Inspirational Poems, Touching Stories

Remember Today, Inspirational Poems, Touching Stories http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/rt ****************************************************** Sometimes we tend to forget,
You have a purpose that is all your own,
No one else is you.
You have dreams and hopes and desires,
Listen to your heart for a while.

Remember today all the blessings you have,
There's beauty in every direction you look.
Enjoy the abundance that is already yours,
The world is a wonderful place and you're here.

Remember today that you get what you give,
Your world is a mirror of your inner self.
Love will be yours when you give it away.

Remember today that life is creation.
As long as you live,
you can always contribute Your own special voice.

Remember today is a special time,
Make the best of it while you can.

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
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856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

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Listening Tips, Mental Health Jokes, Psychiatric Humor

http://www.nursinghumor.com/listening

Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion.

One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psychologist looks old, worried and withered.

The older looking one asks the other, "What's your secret?

Listening to other people's problems every day, all day long, for years on end, has made an old man of me."

The younger looking one replies, "Who listens?"

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Are You Insane? Psychiatric Jokes, Mental Health Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/insane

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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/carols

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Concerned Mother, Psychiatric Jokes, Prescription Drug Humor:"The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/concerned

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Firm Advice, Psychiatric Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/advice

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Going Blind, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:"Jon and Dave were in a mental institution. This place had an annual contest, picking two of the best patients and giving them two questions. If they got them correct, they're deemed cured and free to go."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/psych

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Hung Up To Dry, Mental Health Jokes, Psychiatric Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dry

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Listening Tips, Mental Health Jokes, Psychiatric Humor:"Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psychologist looks old, worried and withered."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/listening

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Most Difficult Psych Case, Psychiatric Jokes, Patient Humor:"Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over dinner, one asked the other, "So, tell me, what was your most difficult case?"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/case

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Obsessions, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:"A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. You all have obsessions," he observed."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/obsessions

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Psychiatric Hotline, Mental Health Humor, Psychiatric Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/hotline

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Working In The Dark, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dark

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL "nursefriendly"
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

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Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats As Pets, Animal Jokes, Pet & Veterinary Humor

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Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats As Pets, Animal Jokes, Pet & Veterinary Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/are
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1. A dog will tilt his head and try to understand every word you say.
A cat will ignore you and take a nap.

2. Cats look silly on a leash.

3. When you come home from work, a dog will be happy and lick your face.
A cat will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.

4. A dog will give you unconditional love until the day he dies.
Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.

5. Dogs know when you're sad. And they'll try to comfort you.
Cats don't care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can opener is.

6. Dogs will bring you your slippers.
Cats will drop a dead mice in your slippers.

7. When you take them for a ride, a dog will sit on the seat next to you.
A cat has to have their own private basket, or they won't go at all.

8. Dogs will come when you call them, and be happy.
Cats will have someone take a message and get back to you, maybe.

9. Dogs will play fetch with you all day long.
The only things Cats will play with all day long are small rodents or bugs, preferably ones that look like they're in pain.

10. Dogs will wake you up if the house is on fire.
Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.

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More Animal Jokes, Pets, Veterinary Humor, http://www.nursinghumor.com/pets

Attitude Adjustment, Animal Jokes, Pet Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/attitude

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Bar Monkey, Pet Jokes, Animal Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/monkey

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Cat Commandments, Pet Jokes, Animal Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/commandments

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Cat Wisdom, Animal Jokes, Pet Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/veterinarian.pets.cat.wisdom.htm

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Goldfish Funeral, Pet Jokes, Cat Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/goldfish/

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How Cats Are Like Women, Animal Jokes, Pet Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/animal.veterinary.pet.how.cats.are.like.women.htm

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Jesus Is Watching You, Pet Jokes, Animal Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/animal.veterinary.pet.jesus.is.watching.you.htm

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Mother-In-Law's Visit (The), Veterinary Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/visit

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Ran Out Of Gas, Pet Jokes, Children's Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/animal.veterinary.pet.ran.out.of.gas.htm

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Reasons To Own A Cat Over A Dog, Pet Jokes, Animal Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/animal.veterinary.pet.reasons.to.own.a.cat.over.a.dog.htm

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The Second Opinion, Pet Jokes, Animal-Veterinary Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/animal.veterinary.pet.second.opinion.htm

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Self-Evident Truths About Pets, Animal Jokes, Pet Humor:"Although cats are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/self

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Sleeping With His Patients, Veterinarian Jokes, Pet Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/veterinarian.pets.sleeping.with.his.patients.htm

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The Adopted, Parenting Jokes, Adoption Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/adopted

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The Difference Between Doctors & Veterinarians, Medical Jokes, Veterinary Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/the.difference.between.doctors.and.veterinarians.htm

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Three Dogs at The Vet, Animal Jokes, Pet Humor:"3 dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vet's office. One is a Poodle, one is a Schnauzer and the other is a Great Dane. The Poodle turns to the Schnauzer and asks, "Why are you here?"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/3

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Top Ten Dog Pet Peeves With Humans, Pet Jokes, Animal Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humans

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You Know You Are A Dog Person When, Animal Jokes, Pet Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/animal.veterinary.pet.you.know.you.are.a.dog.person.when.htm

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Why Cats Are Better Than Men, Battles of The Sexes Jokes, Cat-Pet Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-battle-of-the-sexes-why-cats-are-better-than-men.html

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

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