Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Love, Caring, Self Worth, Self Esteem, Inspirational Poems, Touching Stories

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May You Always Feel Loved, Inspirational Poems, Touching Stories:
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/inspiration/may.you.always.feel.loved.htm

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My Friends, The Angels, Inspirational Poems, Touching Stories:"An angel here, an angel there, I'm surrounded by angels everywhere. When I'm in the middle of a terrible storm They come with their candles to keep me warm."
http://www.4nursing.com/inspirational-poems-touching-stories-my-friends-the-angels.html

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Nothing Is More Important Than Relationships:"I sat next to the bed of old man, a friend for over twenty years, and held his hand. Hal was dying. We both knew these next few days would be his last. We spent time reminiscing about his long and fruitful career as a church pastor. We talked about old friends. We chatted about his family. And I listened as he offered sage wisdom and advice to a member of a "younger generation."
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/relationships

Categories: Affection, Caring, Friendship, Bereavement, Grief, Sadness, Sorrow, Death, Dying, End of Life, Hospice Poems, Living Life To The Fullest, Love, Caring, Self Esteem, Self Worth, Religious Poems, Christian Stories

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Old Man and His Dog,The, Inspirational Poems, Touching Stories:"An old man and his dog were walking along a country road, enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to the man that he had died. He remembered dying, and realized, too, that the dog had been dead for many years. He wondered where the road would lead them, and continued onward."
http://www.4nursing.com/inspiration-the-old-man-and-his-dog.html

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Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Richard S. Ferri, PhD, ANP, ACRN, FAAN, AIDS/HIV Nurses

Richard S. Ferri, PhD, ANP, ACRN, FAAN (Ric) is a board certified adult nurse practitioner and practices as an infectious disease specialist in New Bedford, MA.  Ric specializes in the treatment of HIV and hepatitis and promotes primary wellness in his clinical practice.   Ric firmly believes that health care is not always found in the bottle of pills and that good health needs to incorporate fitness, wellness, and prevention. As a certified personal fitness trainer Ric stresses in the philosophy of integration of fitness and health. The two do not exist independently. Ric also believes everyone deserves good health and he practices what he believes.

In addition to his commitment to fitness and health Ric is a published novelist and a produced playwright. His work has appeared in many national publications and on National Public Radio. He lives, trains, and writes with his partner – Dr. James Lear – on Cape Cod.

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Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) and HIV on: The Nurse Friendly

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AIDS/HIV Nurses:

Geneviève Clavreul, RN, Ph.D., President & CEO, Solutions Outside the Box:"She brings over forty years of management consulting experience to the Solutions Outside the Box team. Her expertise is management with a focus on healthcare, nursing, and HIV/AIDS. She is also a well-known HIV/AIDS and healthcare activist, using her own resources to speak out on issues of significance to women, people living with HIV/AIDS, and patient advocacy."
Solutions Outside the Box
PO Box 867
Pasadena, CA 91102-0867
Office Number: (626) 844-7812 Office Fax: (626) 844-7813
http://www.solutionsoutsidethebox.net

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Baraka Dimson, BSN, New York City Nursing Agencies, Nurse-Owned Businesses:"Staff Nurse Inc. is a staffing agency for nursing homes in the state of New York. We staff nursing homes with qualified licensed practical nurses and registered professional nurses. Our rates are extremely competitive and we offer on-going staff development for our nurses. In addition to this we have a department that offers 5 weeks NCLEX review class for repeat NCLEX test takers only. We offer them the support they need and review in a small and intimate classroom environment. Our NCLEX review classes are so good, if after taking it the graduate nurse is still not successful, we allow him or her to continue taking our review classes up to 1 year until they pass the NCLEX and obtain their license.

312-316 East 149th street
Bronx New York Zip Code: 10452
Phone number: 718-772-6663 Fax number: 718-293-3980

http://www.nursingentre-dimson

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RichardFerri.com:"Welcome to RichardFerri.com! The goal of this site is to give you information on the real needs of HIV positive people and their medical care. I am an AIDS specialist who is also HIV positive. So my view on living with HIV is more than just lessons learned from a textbook or a clinical exam. I live with this virus and know how it can make you feel. One of the areas that I am impassioned about is symptom management. Most clinicians do not know how to treat the ongoing symptoms of HIV disease. Many shy away from pain and symptom management because it is too difficult. I welcome treating people's symptoms and getting them back on the road to health."
rick@richardferri.com
Crossroads Medical
269 Chatham Road, Harwich, MA 02645
http://www.richardferri.com/

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Karen Mercereau, RN, RN Patient Advocates, PLLC:"For over 7 years, we at RN Patient Advocates have worked independently with patients to assist them in finding the best healthcare and treatment outcomes possible. Do you have a medical crisis? Wonder what doctors might best help you? Have a mystery illness that no one can diagnose? Have several doctors who don’t speak to each other? Wonder what all of your medications actually do for you? Experienced clinical RNs are a treasure trove of information and, working as independent RN Patient Advocates, can stand by your side through your illness: asking the healthcare questions you don’t know how to ask, teaching you what is really going on in your body, researching and teaching you the full range of treatment options, guiding you through the maze of the healthcare system so it can best serve you."
Karen Mercereau, RN
RN Patient Advocates, PLLC
3400 West Goret Road
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Tucson, AZ 85754-7968
(520) 743-7008
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Monday, November 8, 2010

Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

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Christmas is for everyone....

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

DEMENTIA:
I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas

DEPRESSION:
Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.

MANIC:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
We Three Queens Disoriented Are

NARCISSISTIC:
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,............(better start again)

PARANOID:
Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.

PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY:
On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away).

PERSONALITY DISORDER:
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you Why.

SCHIZOPHRENIA:
Do you Hear What I Hear?

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See also: Mental Health Articles, Mental Health Law, Mental Health, Psychiatric Associations, Direct Psychiatric Patient Care, Psychiatric Nurses

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Psychiatric Chiropractor

Q: Did you hear one about the Psychiatric Chiropractor?

A: He specializes in attitude adjustments!

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After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was declared cured.

A friend asked him how he felt now. The former patient replied, "Fine! Just feel my nose."

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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/carols

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Are You Insane? Psychiatric Jokes, Mental Health Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/insane

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Concerned Mother, Psychiatric Jokes, Prescription Drug Humor:"The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/concerned

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Firm Advice, Psychiatric Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/advice

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Hung Up To Dry, Mental Health Jokes, Psychiatric Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dry

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Obsessions, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:"A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. You all have obsessions," he observed."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/obsessions

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Psychiatric Hotline, Mental Health Humor, Psychiatric Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/hotline

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Working In The Dark, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dark

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Freudian Slip:"About a week ago I broke my ankle (in three places) and was in the hospital for several days. My first night in the hospital, after having surgery to rejoin my bones with pins and plates and such, I was in a great deal of pain and quite immobile."
http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/94q4/smallprick.html

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Med-Psych Network, Medical Jokes and Cartoons:""One of the internet's largest collections of medical jokes and cartoons, sorted by medical speciality."
http://www.med-psych.net/links/Medical_Humor-Jokes_and_Cartoons/

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PsYcHo NuRsE's Padded Room:"I'm Psycho Nurse. Have you ever entertained nurse fantasies that involved buxom beauties passing out the latest pain killers, enemas, or sponge baths? That's precisely why I've gone psycho! I'm so tired of all the nursing stereotypes that most of you unimaginative perverts come up with. I've been a Med/Surg/Oncology Nurse for the past 15 years (and am now working in the ICU), and I've seen too much death and suffering to cater to your lame sexual fantasies. If you're expecting me to be nice to you just because you're a flirt or because you think you're the best lover in the world, you can just take a nice long gulp out of this bedpan."
http://www.zianet.com/madrids/psychonurse.html

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Psychobabble Glossary: Learn the true meaning of the words and phrases your mental health professionals use to mislead and confuse you.:"New definitions are being received and verified as you read this. To submit a definition for possible publication on these pages, use our on-line contact form. We do not give by-name credit for the definitions we receive, publication of the definition itself is considered adequate reward. You don't get any more than that from your boss, why should you get it from us? There is no express or implied guarantee that submitted definitions will be published at the site."
http://www.drleons.com/babble.htm

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Sanity Test:"Have you ever... 1. tried to shoot a rubber band at someone only to end up shooting yourself? 2. stared at a rotating ceiling fan to see if you can follow one of the blades?"
http://glazeddoughnut.us/sanity/index.php

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Save Your Sanity In Half An Hour:"OK, so the CIA is investigating that mountain of dirty laundry in your bathroom to see if Osama bin Laden is hiding under it. You've forgotten what your family looks like. And you've discovered that your med-surg textbook makes a pretty comfy pillow."
http://members.tripod.com/~studentnurse/sanity.html

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Psychiatric (Mental Health) Clinical Nursing Case Studies:
http://www.nursingcasestudy.com

October 15, 2000: Physician Restraint Orders Unclear On Transfer, Do You Apply In The Interim?
Summary: The use of Mechanical or Physical Restraints on confused patients is highly controversial. Due to substantial Death & Injury attributed to their use they are considered a last resort measure in providing for the safety of a patient. In this case, orders specifying what restraints and when they were to be used were unclear. In a patient that was clearly at high risk for injury, should they have been applied till the physician could have been contacted?
Tousignant v. St. Louis County, 602 N.W.2d 882 - MN (1999)

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Psychiatric Nurse "Misses" Festering Wound Infection? Is She Held To The Same Standard?:"Registered Nurses in their training cover each of the accepted areas that a new graduate might be expected to work in. Once in the field, it is expected that additional and specific training to a Department or Specialty will be obtained. In this case, the Psychiatric nurses did not pick up on a festering infection in a patient that had tried to commit suicide. Was the fact that they were Psychiatric nurses a valid excuse?"
http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/clinical.cases/101799.htm

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