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Friday, April 1, 2011

Who Is The Father, Marriage Jokes, Gallows Humor

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A man lies on his deathbed surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children.

Three of the children are tall, good-looking, and athletic; but the fourth and the youngest is an ugly runt.

"Darling wife," The husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine.

I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if..."

The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."

The man dies, happy.

The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask me about the other three!"

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Taking Turns, Dental Jokes, Geriatrics Humor:
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Mating Bulls, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
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Five Kinds of Sex, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor:
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Airplane Ride, Marriage Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
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Golfing Privileges, Golfing Jokes, Marriage Humor: http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/marriage.matrimony.jokes.golfing.privileges.htm

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The Witness, Marriage Jokes, Infidelity Humor:
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Twin Sisters, Being Married, Marriage Jokes, Divorce Humor:
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