Tuesday, March 24, 2009

ABC’s of Friendship, Inspirational Poems, Touching Stories

A is for all the nice things you do for me.

B is for being there for me.

C is for coming to my rescue.

D is never deserting me.

E is for your eagerness to please.

F is for being quick to forgive.

G is for your generosity.

H is for extending a helping hand.

I is for your interest in me.

J is for not judging my every move.

K is for your kindness toward me.

L is for the love you have shown me.

M is for the many laughs we share.

N is for never gossiping about me.

O is for your openness

P is for always playing fair

Q is for the quiet times we share.

R is for the respect we have for each other.

S is for all the smiles you bring.

T is because you touch my heart.

U is for how well you understand me.

V is because you are a vital part of my life.

W is for knowing when to speak and when not to.

X is for all the extra nice things you do.

Y is for giving of yourself.

Z is for the zip you add to my life.

Author unknown

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Choose more poems, inspirational stories by category:

Nursing Stories, Nurse Tales, Poems
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/nursing

A to Z Inspirational Stories List
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/alpha

Affection, Caring, Friendship
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/affection

Ambition, Determination, Persistence, Resiliency
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/ambition

Angels In Our Lives, Watching Over Us
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/angels

Animals, Pets, God's Creatures
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/animals

Children, Babies, Infants, Kids
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/children

Death, Dying, End of Life, Hospice Poems
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/death

Grief, Bereavement, Loss, Sorrow
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/grief

Virtues, Dependability, Honesty, Reliability
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/virtues

More categories, http://www.inspirationalnursing.com

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.nursefriendly.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Don’t Quit, Inspirational Poems, Touching Stories

http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/quit

Inspirational Category: Ambition, Determination, Persistence, Resiliency

When things go wrong as they sometimes will.
When the road you’re trudging seems all up hill.

When funds are low and the debts are high.
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh.

When care is pressing you down a bit.
Rest, if you must, but don’t you quit.

Life is queer with its twists and turns.
As everyone of us sometimes learns.

And many a failure turns about.
When he might have won had he stuck it out:

Don’t give up though the pace seems slow –
You may succeed with another blow.

Success is failure turned inside out –
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt

And you never can tell how close you are.
It may be near when it seems so far:

So stick to the fight when you’re hardest hit –
It’s when things seem worst that you must not quit.

- Author unknown

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Choose more poems, inspirational stories by category:

Nursing Stories, Nurse Tales, Poems
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/nursing

A to Z Inspirational Stories List
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/alpha

Affection, Caring, Friendship
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/affection

Ambition, Determination, Persistence, Resiliency
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/ambition

Angels In Our Lives, Watching Over Us
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/angels

Animals, Pets, God's Creatures
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/animals

Children, Babies, Infants, Kids
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/children

Death, Dying, End of Life, Hospice Poems
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/death

Grief, Bereavement, Loss, Sorrow
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/grief

Virtues, Dependability, Honesty, Reliability
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/virtues

More categories, http://www.inspirationalnursing.com

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.nursefriendly.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Nursing Education, Educational Nurse Entrepreneurs, Nurse-Owned Businesses

http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com/education/

New!

Professor Nightengale Online:"Professor Nightengale Online is a collection of web-based streaming videos and interactive practice questions that have proven to be effective in reducing student anxiety and building test-taking confidence and skill."
Daniel Peters and Maureen Hreha, RN, MSN, PNP, MA
Daniel Peters Productions LLC
PO Box 691
Somerville NJ 08876
908-231-0676, email: info@professornightengale.com
http://www.professornightengale.com

Category: NCLEX® Examination Review Courses, http://www.nursefriendly.com/nclex/
New Jersey Nurse Entrepreneurs, http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com/nj/
New Jersey Nurses, http://www.4nursing.com/nj/
Nursing Education, Educational, http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com/education/
Standardized Test Preparation, http://www.nursefriendly.com/testing/

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Theresa Flick Pettigrew RN BSN, Indiana

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Virginia Janovsky, California

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Gerry A. Kinjorski, BS, RN, CLNC, Aidant Research Nurses, Inc., Florida Nursing Entrepreneurs:"Aidant Research Nurses, Inc., is a legal nurse consulting firm that serves the patient-client and the attorney. If you have questions concerning negligence or medical-malpractice, personal injury or assault, toxic tort, worker's comp or any medical injury you may need Aidant."
7 So. Aurora Ave.
Clearwater, Florida (FL) 33765-3517
Phone number: 727-448-0455
Fax number: 727-447-8012
aidantresearch@aol.com http://www.nursingexperts.com/aidant/

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Margie Latrella, RN, MSN, FNP-BC, Heartstrong, LLC:"Heartstrong is an educational and consulting business specializing in cardiovascular disease and prevention. Our services include community and professional seminars, and educational products/publications. Seminar topics include: nutrition, weight loss, exercise/fitness, stress relief, risk factors, diagnosis and management of heart disease/stroke/heart failure in women, alternative therapy in the treatment and prevention of heart disease. We can discuss special requests on other health and wellness topics and will customize programs for individual groups. We Want to Help People Live a Longer Healthier Life!"
Heartstrong, LLC
6-05 Saddle River Road #353
Fair Lawn, NJ 07410
Margie@heart-strong.com
http://www.heart-strong.com

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Donna Maheady, Ed.D., ARNP, ExceptionalNurse.com:"A resource network for nurses and nursing students with disabilities. We provide links to disability related organizations, mentors, employment opportunities, financial aid, continuing education, books, equipment, legal issues, research, related articles as well as support and career counseling.
13019 Coastal Circle
Palm Beach Gardens, Florida 33410
Phone number: (561) 627-9872
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com/exceptional

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Shea, Kathleen, RN, BSN, CCRN, Shea Consulting, LLC, Illinois Nurse Entrepreneurs, Nurse-Owned Businesses:
Business Categories: Consulting, Continuing Education, Education, Educational Nurse Entrepreneurs, Legal Nurse Consultants, Legal Nurse Consulting, Nurse Owned Businesses, NCLEX exam review courses, Medical Legal Consulting, Nursing Education,

http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com/shea/

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Carolyn Strimike RN, MSN, CCRN, APNPC, APN-C, Heartstrong, LLC:"Heartstrong is an educational and consulting business specializing in cardiovascular disease and prevention. Our services include community and professional seminars, and educational products/publications. Seminar topics include: nutrition, weight loss, exercise/fitness, stress relief, risk factors, diagnosis and management of heart disease/stroke/heart failure in women, alternative therapy in the treatment and prevention of heart disease. We can discuss special requests on other health and wellness topics and will customize programs for individual groups. We Want to Help People Live a Longer Healthier Life!"
Heartstrong, LLC
6-05 Saddle River Rd #353
Fair Lawn, NJ 07410
Toll Free: 1-888-3HEART0 (Main)
1-888-343-2780 (Fax)
E-mail: info@heart-strong.com
http://www.heart-strong.com

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Tricia West, RN, BSN, MBA/HCM, LNC, P.J. West & Associates, California Legal Nurse Consultants:"PJWA has been doing medical legal consulting since 1980 in the areas of personal injury, medical malpractice, worker's compensation, product liability, Medicare Fraud, Insurance billing Fraud and Risk Management for both the defense and plaintiff. Our goal is to provide you with ethical, timely and exceptional support services. We can make your job easier by assisting with the evaluation of cases for merit, conduct extensive medical legal research, review medical records and provide expert testimony in all specialty areas of nursing."
29715 Windsong Lane
Agoura Hills, CA 91301-4019
(818) 707-0051
E-mail Address: Twest@PJWA.com
http://www.legalnursingconsultant.org/west

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FLC Nursing:"Flore Calixte, RN, BSN, is the director of services and Owner of FLC Nursing. Inspired by her late husband, Dr. Calixte, Flore set out to provide training and skills to individuals wishing to enter the healthcare field. On November 1999, FLC Nursing Tutorial Services was established. As a registered nurse, Flore has worked as a community health nurse, staff development coordinator, and consultant at Foundation Medical Center. She worked for the Department of Public Health as a community health nurse in the New York City Public School System. Ms. Calixte continues to expand her knowledge as a Basic Life Support (BLS), First Aid, and Domestic Violence Instructor and HIV/AIDS counselor."
FLC Nursing
14830 Military Trail Delray Beach, FL 33484
Phone: 561-638-8099 Fax: 561-638-1852
http://www.nursingclasses.com/

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Professional Healthcare Education Service Inc.:"We are state of Texas and Louisana approved Nurse Remediation and Nurse Refresher providers. Professional Healthcare Education Service, Inc. (PHES) focuses on educational needs for healthcare professionals and the specific healthcare related needs of businesses and organizations. Nurses needing a refresher or remediation course, doctor's offices requesting CPR or OSHA training, daycare centers with special training needs for their staff, or a nursing home/hospital requesting competency skill training, Professional Healthcare Education Service, Inc. provides a full spectrum of educational services."
Contact_person(s): Yvette Cheeks R.N.
5090 Richmond Ave. #158 Houston Texas 77056
Phone number: 713-788-0620 Fax number: 281-208-0873, E-Mail: phes@alltel.net
http://www.phesonline.com

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Professor Nightengale Online:"Professor Nightengale Online is a collection of web-based streaming videos and interactive practice questions that have proven to be effective in reducing student anxiety and building test-taking confidence and skill."
Daniel Peters and Maureen Hreha, RN, MSN, PNP, MA
Daniel Peters Productions LLC
PO Box 691
Somerville NJ 08876
908-231-0676, email: info@professornightengale.com
http://www.professornightengale.com

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Kathleen Shea, RN, BSN, CCRN, Shea Consulting, LLC:"My name is Kathleen Shea, RN, BSN, CCRN. I formed Shea Consulting in 2002 with the goal of providing high quality educational materials for students and practicing nurses. Additionally, I provide the legal community with services such as chart review, depositions and expert testimony to assist in medical-related legal cases. Shea Consulting, LLC is now offering audio lessons on topics ranging from Cardiac Medications to EKG Interpretation to Blood Products and Transfusions and more. All courses are approved by the American Association of Critical-Care Nurses (AACN) for Continuing Education Credits. Unlike reading material online or taking a test and never seeing the information again, our audio tapes are yours to keep, allowing you to review the material at any time."
Shea Consulting, LLC
PO Box 212 Mokena, IL 60448
708-259-4589 (fax) 479-1971, info@Shea-Consulting.com
http://shea-consulting.com/

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Taylor College for Continuing Education:"Nurse-owned and operated. Taylor College was founded in 1979 to provide quality continuing education classes for licensed nurses and for other health care professionals. We also offer Continuing Education Consultation services to Nurses and to Health Care Facilities (see bottom of this page)."
Taylor College for Continuing Education
P.O. Box 93666
Los Angeles, California 90093-0666
1-800-743-4006
http://members.aol.com/taylorceu/

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See also:

Nurse educators, UCSF Medical Center:"Nurse educators have a number of different responsibilities with the same purpose — to promote the high quality and continuing professional development of nurses and other patient care staff. The nurse educators: Coordinate all training programs and orientation activities for the nursing divisions and units. Assess each new hire using Performance Based Development Systems® (PBDS) modules to help individualize the orientation process."
http://nursing.ucsfmedicalcenter.org/education/educators.htm

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.nursefriendly.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL/Skype "nursefriendly"
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

New Jersey Nurse Entrepreneurs, Nurse-Owned Businesses

http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com/nj/

Sonya Abdul-Rahman, RN, Nurse Educator, Nursing Entrepreneur, New Jersey Nurses:"Provides educational tutoring for student nurses of RN and LPN programs. Our primary focus is to assist nursing students to develop study and organizational skills for successful passing of nursing exams and the NCLEX licensure exam."
Specialty Areas: Education, NCLEX licensure exam, Psych
http://www.nursefriendly.com/abdul

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Diane L. Kensler, RN, COHN, CLNC, New Jersey Legal Nurse Consultants:"Legal Nurse Consulting business serving attorneys, managed care companies, and insurance companies."
http://www.nursingexperts.com/dkensler/

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Carolyn Strimike RN, MSN, CCRN, APNPC, APN-C, Heartstrong, LLC:"Heartstrong is an educational and consulting business specializing in cardiovascular disease and prevention. Our services include community and professional seminars, and educational products/publications. Seminar topics include: nutrition, weight loss, exercise/fitness, stress relief, risk factors, diagnosis and management of heart disease/stroke/heart failure in women, alternative therapy in the treatment and prevention of heart disease. We can discuss special requests on other health and wellness topics and will customize programs for individual groups. We Want to Help People Live a Longer Healthier Life!"
Heartstrong, LLC
6-05 Saddle River Rd #353
Fair Lawn, NJ 07410
Toll Free: 1-888-3HEART0 (Main)
1-888-343-2780 (Fax)
E-mail: info@heart-strong.com
http://www.heart-strong.com

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Professor Nightengale Online:"Professor Nightengale Online is a collection of web-based streaming videos and interactive practice questions that have proven to be effective in reducing student anxiety and building test-taking confidence and skill."
Daniel Peters and Maureen Hreha, RN, MSN, PNP, MA
Daniel Peters Productions LLC
PO Box 691
Somerville NJ 08876
908-231-0676, email: info@professornightengale.com
http://www.professornightengale.com

Category: NCLEX® Examination Review Courses, http://www.nursefriendly.com/nclex/
New Jersey Nurse Entrepreneurs, http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com/nj/
New Jersey Nurses, http://www.4nursing.com/nj/
Nursing Education, Educational, http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com/education/
Standardized Test Preparation, http://www.nursefriendly.com/testing/

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Med League Support Services, Inc.:"We have been helping attorneys save time and money since 1989 by carefully researching and detailing the medical aspects of a case, and providing a thorough analysis of the material, which we organize for easy reference. Our legal nurse consulting firm provides valuable information and services to personal injury attorneys including supplying medical, nursing, and other expert witnesses, a detailed analysis of medical records, the preparation of life activity charts and pain and suffering reports, and expertly prepared exhibits."
Pat Iyer, Pres., Med League Support Services, Inc.
260 Route 202/31 Suite 200, Liberty Court
Flemington, NJ 08822
Telephone: (908) 788-8227 Fax: (908) 806-4511, E-Mail: medleague@yahoo.com
http://www.medleague.com/

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MedImprov, LLC, Dorothy Tropiano, RN:"MedImprov, LLC was founded by an RN to provide practical solutions to common, everyday challenges faced by medical professionals and families. How many times have you found yourself scrambling to locate a replacement trach and supplies in an emergency situation? Forget plastic bags, bulky containers, and taping trachs to the wall or bedpost! The DOT Bag provides a long overdue storage solution to organize emergency trach tubes and supplies."
MedImprov, LLC
13 Lee Avenue
Haddonfield, NJ 08033
(856) 428-1111
Email: info@medimprov.com
http://www.medimprov.com/home.html

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NJMedicalRecordsReview, LLC:"NJMedicalRecordsReview, LLC (NJMRR) was founded by Kathleen Schmalz, RN, Ed.D., CLNC, a Registered Nurse who holds BOTH a Legal Nurse Consultant Certification and a Doctorate in Health Education. Dr.Schmalz brings over 25 years of nursing and educational experience to bear on any case NJMRR is engaged in, whether it be medical and/or nursing malpractice, general personal injury, product liability, worker's compensation, criminal, or any other case involving health, bodily injury, illness, or environmental issues."
NJMedicalRecordsReview, LLC
P.O. Box 1211 Paramus, New Jersey 07653 USA
201-664-0560 Fax: 201-664-5951, info@lnc-legal-nurse-consultants.com
http://www.lnc-legal-nurse-consultants.com/

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PAR Enterprises — Legal Nurse Consultants:"Patricia Raya is a Legal Nurse Consultant and Registered Nurse. She has been president of PAR Enterprises since its founding in 1995. Patricia has extensive experience in cases involving medical malpractice, personal injury, worker's compensation, product liability, and wrongful termination. Her expert witness testimony, case review and analysis have resulted in an extremely high percentage of favorable case resolutions."
Patricia A. Raya, RN, C, MBA
PAR Enterprises — Legal Nurse Consultants
30 Washington Avenue
Princeton, New Jersey 08540
908.874.6900 fax: 908.874.8597
info@par-nurseconsultants.com
http://www.par-nurseconsultants.com/

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Professional Healthcare Associates, Inc:"Healthcare reform has created many challenges for the professional practice of nursing. These challenges also provide exciting opportunities to advance the nursing leadership role in planning and development at all levels of practice. New practice settings, advancing collaborative practice, integration of systems to focus on primary care needs and management of complex information networks will be the basis of future nursing practice."
Carolyn S. Zagury, RN, Ph.D., CPC, President, Professional Healthcare Associates, Inc.
422 Morris Ave Suite #1 Long Branch NJ 07740
Phone: 732-229-4545 Fax: 732-229-9647, czagury@vistapubl.com
http://www.vistapubl.com/pha.html

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VISTA Publishing Inc.:"We at VISTA Publishing, Inc. are extremely proud of our family of creative and talented authors. We have grown considerably since the beginning of VISTA in 1991. We have expanded our distribution of nursing products to share with you some excellent works by nurses, for nurses. We would like to encourage all who have information to share with other nurses and health care professionals to submit your work. The constant changes in the healthcare system have created enormous challenges for all of us. But challenges equate to opportunities. Join us in our quiet revolution to make a difference for our profession."
VISTA Publishing Inc.
422 Morris Ave Suite #1 Long Branch NJ 07740
1-800-634-2498 Fax 732-229-9647 sales@vistapubl.com
http://www.vistapubl.com/

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Nurse Practitioner as Entrepreneur, By Carolyn Zaumeyer:"Carolyn Zaumeyer, MSN, ARNP is a graduate of Florida International University and President and owner of Women's Health Watch, Inc. Over seven years ago Carolyn ventured into independent nursing practice. When planning her new practice, she did a literature review and was unable to locate any resource material to guide the nurse practitioner in developing her practice. While she was putting together her new venture, she was also keeping detailed notes, hoping that eventually she would be able to help other nurse practitioners interested in independent practice. In 1995 she published the book, "The Nurse Practitioner as Entrepreneur: How to Establish and Operate an Independent Practice - a reference and resource manual." This book has enjoyed national sales over the years, and many universities and colleges have utilized it as a text. It is now available for sale at our Website, "The Nurse Practitioner as Entrepreneur". It continues to guide and instruct nurse practitioners on how to establish, organize, and operate an independent nursing practice. Email Carolyn."
Women's Health Watch, Inc.
1735 Union Valley Road W. Milford , NJ 07480
973 728-1323, 1-800-776-1519, whwcz@WORLDNET.ATT.NET
http://www.independentnp.com/

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.nursefriendly.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL/Skype "nursefriendly"
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Massachusetts Nurses, Massachusetts Nursing

http://www.4nursing.com/massachusetts/

Massachusetts Board of Registration in Nursing, Commonwealth of Massachusetts
239 Causeway Street Boston, MA 02114
Phone: (617) 727-9961 FAX: (617) 727-1630
http://www.state.ma.us/reg/boards/rn/

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Massachusetts Nurse Entrepreneurs, Nurse-Owned Businesses:

Ann M. Peterson, EdD,MSN,RN,FNP-C,CLNC, Massachusetts, Medical Legal Nurse Consulting, Nursing home litigation

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Elizabeth Silverberg, RN, SANE, CLNC, Massachusetts
Open Heart, Intensive Care Unit, ICU
http://www.nursefriendly.com/silverberg/

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Lou Torres BSN, RN, RRT, Legal Nurse Consultant, Registered Respiratory Therapist (RRT), Massachusetts,
Emergency Department Nurses, Intensive Care Unit (ICU)

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Massachusetts Association of Registered Nurses:"MARN is dedicated to advancing the profession of nursing in Massachusetts through advocacy, leadership development, enhanced diversity, education and mentorship. The functions of this association shall be to: Develop collaborative relationships with nursing and other health care related groups to explore common interests;"
MARN ~ P.O. Box 285 ~ Milton, MA 02186
617-990-2856 ~ info@MARNonline.org
http://www.marnonline.org/

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Massachusetts Center for Nursing (MCN):"The Massachusetts Center for Nursing (MCN) - our Commonwealth's proactive pledge to secure nursing's Mass Appeal for generations to come, welcomes you. Does becoming a nurse interest you? Need advice on how to Become A Nurse? Are you looking for ways to Advance Your Nursing Career? Perhaps you are interested in Becoming Nursing Faculty? Whether you are a nurse relocating from the next town over or from across the ocean, Nursing in Massachusetts provides many links to make your relocation easier. The site is rich with up-to-date nursing information on retention, recruitment, nursing faculty opportunities, Massachusetts nursing workforce development initiatives, National nursing workforce development initiatives, beginning or advancing your nursing career."
Massachusetts Center For Nursing
P.O. Box 532
Norton, MA 02766-0532
http://www.nursema.org

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Massachusetts Nurses Association:"The MNA makes it possible for nurses to take an active role in decisions made in the practice, health care reform, legislative and economic arenas - decisions that directly influence the profession of nursing. The MNA is directed and run by the membership with an elected board of directors and a grassroots organizational structure. With districts in five different regions of the state, members have an opportunity to become involved in the MNA on local issues and concerns. The MNA also provides members with an opportunity to influence nursing issues on a national level. At the MNA diversity does make a difference. In this rapidly evolving health care environment, it is the MNA that speaks for the profession of nursing."
Massachusetts Nurses Association
340 Turnpike Street
Canton, Massachusetts 02021
Phone: 781.821.4625
Fax: 781.821.4445
http://www.massnurses.org

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Massachusetts School Nurse Organization:"We are delighted to have you browse our site and hope to keep you informed of the many current events which influence today's practice of school nursing. Our organization's mission is to promote and advance quality school health services throughout the Commonwealth and promote the rights, interests and professional growth of our members. We hope that you will bookmark our site and continue to watch our evolving growth."
MSNO
P.O. Box 1287
Marblehead, MA. 01945-5287
http://www.msno.org

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Constance A. Morrison MS, CNS, APRN, BC, PMH - NP, JD:"Attorney Constance A. Morrison is a health care consultant and trial lawyer. Her areas of law are personal injury, which includes medical and nursing malpractice; mental health litigation; and, defense of nurses in disciplinary hearings before the Massachusetts Board of Registration in Nursing. Combined with her Doctorate in Law, her Master's Degree in Forensic Nursing, She received her Post Master's Certificate in teaching Nursing Education and received her Advanced Post Master's Degree as a Nurse Practitioner, Psychiatry. Dr. Morrison is also a Nursing Educator."
E-Mail: camorrison@camorrison.com ~ or ~ Phone: 603.536.5016
http://www.camorrison.com/

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See also:

Fitzgerald Health Education Associates, Inc.:"Fitzgerald Health Education Associates, Inc. is an NP-owned company dedicated to helping nurse practitioners, advanced practice and ambulatory care nurses achieve certification and to maintain professional competence by providing live continuing education seminars, web and computer based learning courses, audio/video learning modules and books."
85 Flagship Drive North Andover, MA 01845-6154
Voice: 800.927.5380 Fax: 978.794.2455 E-mail: home@fhea.com
http://www.fhea.com/home.htm

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Health Literacy Consulting:"Communication can be a challenge -- especially with people who have poor reading skills, are older, speak little or no English, come from other cultures, or have hearing, visual, emotional, or cognitive disabilities. Health Literacy Consulting can help. Through its many programs and services, Health Literacy Consulting provides training and support to help you communicate in ways patients, families, and employees can truly understand."
Health Literacy Consulting
31 Highland Street, Suite 201 Natick, MA 01760
Phone: (508) 653-1199 Fax: (508) 650-9492
E-mail: Helen@healthliteracy.com
http://www.healthliteracy.com/

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.nursefriendly.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL/Skype "nursefriendly"
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
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Friday, February 13, 2009

Canadian Cancer Associations, Oncology Organizations

Alberta Cancer Board...
All material found on the Alberta Cancer Board homepage and related websites is provided for informational purposes only as a service of the Alberta Cancer Board. It is general in nature, and is not ...
32 Pages Found, 18 Links Found, 576 Score, http://www.cancerboard.ab.ca

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Canadian Association of Radiation Oncologists - Association Canadienne des ...
The mission of the Canadian Association of Radiation Oncologists - Association Canadienne des Radio-Oncologues (CARO - ACRO) is to represent and support its membership nationally and internationally t...
38 Pages Found, 7 Links Found, 103 Score, http://www.caro-acro.ca

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Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation - National Homepage...
The Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation (CBCF) is a registered charitable organization dedicated exclusively to raising funds and to support advancement of breast cancer research, education, diagnosis a...
16 Pages Found, 0 Links Found, 3202 Score, http://www.cbcf.org

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Canadian Urologic Oncology Group...
Canadian Urologic Oncology Group Groupe Canadien d'Oncologie Urologique Affiliate of the Canadian Urological Association : November 9, 2000 •CUOG NEWS •LE CUOG NEWS •CUOG TRIALS •PROJETS D...
9 Pages Found, 23 Links Found, 1110 Score, http://is.dal.ca/~bellurol

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COS (Canadian Oncology Societies) web site for medical professionals in...
The COS (Canadian Oncology Societies) web site for medical professionals involved in cancer research and treatment. COS is a professional association comprised of the members of 5 affiliated societies...
34 Pages Found, 5 Links Found, 5009 Score, http://www.cos.ca

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NAACCR - North American Association of Central Cancer Registries...
NAACCR is a collaborative umbrella organization for cancer registries, governmental agencies, professional associations, and private groups in North America....
58 Pages Found, 0 Links Found, 994 Score, http://www.naaccr.org

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
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856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

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Canadian Law Sites, Canada Legal

Access to Justice Network: Canadian Law and Justice - Laws of Canada, Law L...
ACJNet, the information source for Canadian laws and justice. You can discuss legal and justice issues, read documents on laws and lesson plans on laws, search legal databases, links to law and justic...
35 pages found, 7 links found, 2387 score http://www.acjnet.org

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Best Guide to Canadian Legal Research...
An instructional guide to Canadian legal research, focusing on strategy and effective use of primary and secondary sources in both print and electronic formats....
17 pages found, 5 links found, 13430 score http://legalresearch.org

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Canada, Alberta, ACTLA - Alberta Civil Trial Lawyers Association...
The Alberta Civil Trial Lawyers Association ("ACTLA") was founded in the Spring of 1986 as a Non-Profit Society dedicated to the objectives of advancing the Science of Jurisprudence, training in all f...
22 pages found, 42 links found, 24298 score http://www.actla.com

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Canada, British Columbia, Trial Lawyers Association of British Columbia...
Trial Lawyers Association of British Columbia, The Verdict, Update and publications online - Locate a member, contact the association, and purchase TLABC gifts online - Association, legal, V...
16 pages found, 6 links found, 1546 score http://www.tlabc.org

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Canada, Department of the Solicitor General of ministère du Solliciteur g...
Welcome to the Solicitor General of Canada site. The site contains the full text of hundreds of documents, speeches and press releases dealing with policing, corrections, parole and national security...
56 pages found, 8 links found, 122 score http://www.sgc.gc.ca

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Canada, Law Commission of ...
The law affects every member of our society, so we all have an interest in ensuring that it is relevant, responsive, effective, accessible and just. Your participation in the Law Commission’s work, an...
96 pages found, 3 links found, 642 score http://www.lcc.gc.ca

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Canada, Law Society of Alberta - Home Page...
Do you know what you have to do to get away from it all this summer? Click here for the Practice Management Tip. A Guide to Money Laundering Legislation First Canadian Title Home Closing S...
89 pages found, 0 links found, 2804 score http://www.lawsocietyalberta.com

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Canada, Law Society of British Columbia...
The Law Society of British Columbia is the self-governing body for lawyers in B.C. The primary responsibility of the Law Society under the provincial Legal Profession Act is to protect the public inte...
47 pages found, 1 links found, 1900 score http://www.lawsociety.bc.ca

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Canada, Law Society of Saskatchewan...
The Law Society Library party was a great success! We would like to thank everyone who came to start off the Christmas celebrations with us. The winner of this year’s door prize (a basket of homemade ...
45 pages found, 83 links found, 5190 score http://www.lawsociety.sk.ca

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Canada, Law Society of the Northwest Territories...
Official site of the Law Society of the Northwest Territories in Yellowknife, NT, Canada...
56 pages found, 67 links found, 7153 score http://www.lawsociety.nt.ca

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Canada, Law Society of Yukon...
Law Society of Yukon. Suite 202 - 302 Steele Street Whitehorse, Yukon Y1A 2C5 Telephone: (867)668-4231 Fax: (867)667-7556 Email: lsy@yknet.yk.ca ...
32 pages found, 7 links found, 4763 score http://www.lawsocietyyukon.com

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Canada, Legal Education Society of Alberta Home Page...
Providing continuing legal education to Alberta lawyers through seminars, publications and the Alberta Bar Admission course...
18 pages found, 28 links found, 18001 score http://www.lesa.org

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Canada, Nova Scotia Barristers' Society...
This site provides information about the Society and its departments, the Barristers' and Solicitors' Act, the Society’s Regulations, the Legal Ethics Handbook, Legal Directory On-line, Continuing ...
93 pages found, 12 links found, 1301 score http://www.nsbs.ns.ca

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Canada, Saskatchewan, STLA's Home Page...
The STLA was incorporated in 1985 at a meeting of its founding directors in Saskatoon, SK. The organization was created to respond to meet an ever-increasing demand for advocacy training and resource...
11 pages found, 42 links found, 4893 score http://www.stla.sk.ca

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Canada, The Law Society Of Manitoba located in Winnipeg, Manitoba...
The Law Society of Manitoba web site has been developed for use by the Law Society's members and the public....
51 pages found, 9 links found, 5252 score http://www.lawsociety.mb.ca

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Canada, The Law Society of Newfoundland...
The Law Society is the regulatory body for the legal profession in the province and is governed by the Benchers. The President acts as Chair of Benchers meetings, or Convocations, this word used becau...
33 pages found, 7 links found, 3189 score http://www.lawsociety.nf.ca

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Canada, Women's Law Association of Ontario...
What's New? Images That Suit, a Mississauga Toronto fashion firm is challenging working women to support a drive for gently used dry cleaned business suits to donate to FACE. "Portia: Then and Now"...
18 pages found, 9 links found, 2078 score http://www.wlao.on.ca

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Canadian Bar Association L'Association du Barreau Canadien...
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34 pages found, 77 links found, 10716 score http://www.cbao.org

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Canadian Criminal Justice Resource Page...
Collection of over 100 links in areas related to criminal justice and criminology, e.g. prisons and life inside; law enforcement; victims' rights and resources; crime prevention; also includes gener...
12 pages found, 38 links found, 428 score http://members.tripod.com/~BlueThingy

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Canadian Forum on Civil Justice forum canadien sur la justice civile...
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13 pages found, 16 links found, 1074 score http://www.cfcj-fcjc.org

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Canadian HIV AIDS Legal Network - Réseau juridique canadien VIH sida...
The Canadian HIV AIDS Legal Network is based in Montréal (Québec), Canada. It is the only national, community-based, charitable organization in Canada working exclusively in the area of policy and le...
34 pages found, 2 links found, 435 score http://www.aidslaw.ca

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Canadian Institute of Resources Law Home Page (CIRL)...
Canadian Institute of Resources Law Institut canadien du droit des ressources What's New About CIRL Management and Staff Publications Links Warm wishes for the Holiday Season from the Staff at the...
8 pages found, 77 links found, 1560 score http://www.acs.ucalgary.ca/~cirl

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Canadian Law List...
A comprehensive listing of Canadian law firms, lawyers, judges and government departments featuring law firm profiles, areas of practice and related services to the legal profession...
10 pages found, 3 links found, 1393 score http://www.canadianlawlist.com

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cbiaHome...
he CBIA offers lawyers, their families and employees a comprehensive range of high quality insurance products, with a unique difference. Our products are designed and managed by a board of your peers...
25 pages found, 5 links found, 1258 score http://www.barinsurance.com

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Department of Justice Canada * Le ministère de la Justice Canada...
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70 pages found, 26 links found, 881 score http://canada.justice.gc.ca

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duhaime.org homepage...
Duhaime's LAWisdom: "Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbor to compromise whenever you can. As a peacemaker, the lawyer has a superior opportunity of being a good man. ...
38 pages found, 18 links found, 2905 score http://www.duhaime.org

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Federation of Law Societies of Canada ...
The Federation of Law Societies of Canada is the umbrella organization of thirteen governing bodies of the legal profession in Canada, each of which is completely independent. In April 1999, the Law ...
40 pages found, 14 links found, 1787 score http://www.flsc.ca

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JURIST Canada: The Legal Education Network - the Canadian law schools porta...
Canadian law school and legal education resources, recommended by law professors for students, lawyers, and scholars learning or teaching law....
41 pages found, 8 links found, 19234 score http://jurist.law.utoronto.ca

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Lawyers Directory, Canadian Lawyer Index, a Free Lawyer Referral Service. D...
Directory of lawyers, legal help, divorce law, criminal, family law, Lawyers. The Canadian Lawyer Index is a free lawyer referral service for those requiring lawyers or legal assistance or related se...
57 pages found, 2 links found, 4804 score http://www.canlaw.com

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National Children's Advocacy Center...
a non-profit agency providing prevention, intervention, and treatment services to physically and sexually abused children and their families within a child-focused team approach. Since opening in 1985...
19 pages found, 1 links found, 114 score http://www.ncac-hsv.org

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Solon Law Archive...
The Solon Law Archive Copyright (c) 1994-2001 William F. Maton. Todos los Derechos Reservados. What's New for 27 November, 2001? Canadian Constitutional Documents Still under development. The compl...
20 pages found, 31 links found, 13513 score http://www.solon.org

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
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856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

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Canadian Nursing Associations

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Canadian Organizations:

Canadian Nursing Students Association:
http://www.cnsa.ca/

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Aboriginal Nurses Association of Canada: A non-governmental, non-profit organization whose membership works mainly in First Nations Communities.
http://www.anac.on.ca/

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Canadian Association of Critical Care Nurses:
http://www.execulink.com/~caccn/

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Canadian Holistic Nurses Association:"Every individual is a whole and unitary human being with an energy field which is in process with the environmental energy field. When human beings participate consciously in change, we believe they tap into their potential for healing and well being. We believe that a nursing conceptual framework based on human environmental field theory is the foundation for holistic nursing practice."
50 Driveway
Ottawa, Ontario
K2P 1E2
Telephone: (613) 237-2133
Fax: (613) 237-3520
Toll-free phone: 1-888-910-9998
http://mypage.direct.ca/h/hutchings/chna.html

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Canadian Intravenous Nurses Association:"We are a national association with representation in each Canadian province and the Territories. Our membership has also extended to the United States, United Kingdom, and other parts of Europe."
Canadian Intravenous Nurses Association
P.O. Box 66572, 685 McCowan Rd., Toronto, Ontario M1J 3N8
Phone: (416) 696-7761 Fax: (416) 696-8437, cina@cina.ca
http://www.cina.ca/

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Canadian Nurses Association - l'Association des infirmières et infirmiers du Canada:"The Canadian Nurses Association is a federation of 11 provincial and territorial nursing associations representing more than 120,000 registered nurses."
Canadian Nurses Association
50 Driveway, Ottawa ON CANADA K2P 1E2
Telephone: (613) 237-2133 or 1-800-361-8404
Fax: (613) 237-3520
info@cna-aiic.ca
http://www.cna-nurses.ca/

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College of Registered Nurses of Nova Scotia:" On January 2, 2002, a new Registered Nurses Act came into effect changing the name of the Registered Nurses' Association of Nova Scotia to the College of Registered Nurses of Nova Scotia (CRNNS). The College of Registered Nurses of Nova Scotia is the regulatory body for nursing in Nova Scotia. Its mission or purpose is to regulate the practice of nursing in the public interest. The College's core regulatory functions are to: set the educational requirements for those entering the nursing profession; issue annual licences to qualified applicants to practise nursing; establish and improve standards for nurses' practice; enhance the continuing competence of nurses; and, review and take appropriate action on complaints about nurses' practice or behavior."
College of Registered Nurses of Nova Scotia
Suite 600, Barrington Tower 1894 Barrington Street Halifax, Nova Scotia B3J 2A8
Canada
Tel 902-491-9744, Ext. 230 Toll-free (NS) 1-800-565-9744 Fax 902-491-9510, E-mail info@crnns.ca
http://www.crnns.ca

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Alberta Association of Registered Nurses:
http://www.nurses.ab.ca/

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Registered Nurses Association of British Columbia:
http://www.rnabc.bc.ca/

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British Columbia Nurses' Union:
http://www.bcnu.org/

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Northwest Territories Registered Nurses Association (N.W.T.R.N.A.):
http://users.internorth.com/~nwtrna/

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The Nurses Association of New Brunswick:
http://www.nanb.nb.ca/

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Urology Nurses of Canada (UNC):"This site features urological related information that will appeal to medical professionals and the general public."
Membership Info: Sandra Rowan 200-1121 Yates Street Victoria, British Columbia V8V3N1 (250) 381-3747 Fax (250) 381-3748 or e-mail president@unc.org
http://www.unc.org/

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
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856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

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Maryland Nurse Entrepreneurs

Lesli Hannah RN, BSN, First Nurse Incorporated:"First Nurse Inc. is a nurse owned and operated temporary medical staffing company. Our goal is to provide quality nursing care to ensure the continuum of care in long term care facilities in Maryland. We also provide nurses to area hospitals. We believe in the value of excellent nursing care & reward our nurses with monetary rewards as well as dignity and respect."
8132 Artie Kemp Road
Frederick, Maryland, 21701
Phone number: 301-865-7120, Fax number: 301-865-7129
E-Mail: lehan@direcway.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com/firstnurseinc

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Lisa M. Heck, R.N., Legal Nurse Consultant, Maryland Nurse Entrepreneurs:"Legal Nurse Consulting, expert in neonatology and Pediatrics Emergency."
http://www.nursefriendly.com/heck/

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Leah Stockdale, R.N., B.S.N., Nurse Registry, Inc., Maryland Nurse Entrepreneurs:

http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com/stockdale

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See also:

Absolute Staffers, LLC:"Absolute Staffers is privately owned by a group of Registered Nurses with over 75 years of combined critical care experience. As nursing professionals we have a unique insight into the world of nursing and the intricate needs of our clients. Absolute Staffers is one of the fastest growing providers of temporary healthcare staff in the area. We provide healthcare professionals to hospitals and managed care programs both throughout the Metropolitan Area."
Absolute Staffers, LLC
14625 Baltimore Avenue
Suite #246
Laurel, MD 20707
Toll Free 1.866.NURSE.40 (1.866.687.7340)
Business 301.498.0000
Fax 301.498.0004
Email info@abstaffers.com
http://www.abstaffers.com

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Linda Altizer, RN, MSN, ONC, CLNC, Altizer Medical Legal Consulting:"My nursing focus has always been in orthopaedics and adult trauma. I worked with an orthopaedic surgeon for 10 years as first assistant in the emergency room. After that, I managed the clinical specialists in the local hospital and remained the clinical specialist for the emergency department. I was certified in emergency nursing and in orthopaedics. Currently, I am a member of the National Board of Directors for the National Association of Orthopaedic Nurses and do publications in the NAON Journal."
19850 Cool Hollow Road Hagerstown, MD
(301)745-4255, laltizer@prodigy.net

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Dean P. Cary, CRNA: As an experienced and qualified Anesthetist, I offer my services as an expert witness and legal nurse consultant in matters relating to litigation that bears on the practise of anesthesia. These services include: - review and analysis of documents reports - literature searches and other research conferences - Deposition and Trial Testimony.
Please contact me to arrange for initial consultation.
19203 Cross Ridge Drive, Germantown, Maryland 20874 Tel 301-540-2224 / Fax 301-540-6453 / Pager 301-216-9060 E-mail: dustycary@dpcary.com
http://www.dpcary.com/

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MEDS Publishing, About Patricia Hoefler, RN, MSN, MEDS Founder & President:"Pat Hoefler is the president of MEDS Publishing and a leading nurse educator. Since founding the company in 1982, Ms. Hoefler has taught hundreds of workshops and NCLEX reviews for educators and students throughout the United States. She is also the author of MEDS best-selling Successful Problem Solving and Test Taking series and the Complete Q&A for the NCLEX series. A nationally recognized expert on Test Question Logic (TQLogic™), she has consulted with numerous schools on the teaching of critical thinking and problem solving. Ms. Hoefler has led MEDS Publishing's continued growth over the last 20+ years by developing superior products that offer total curriculum support – not just content review – for nurse educators, hospitals, and students."
4000 Blackburn Lane Suite 260 Burtonsville, Maryland 20866
By Phone: Phone #: 1-800-200-9191 or 301-476-9666 if you're in the Washington DC metro area Fax #: 301-476-9677
Email Contacts: info@medspub.com
http://www.medspub.com

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Shore Staffing:"Maryland based Shore Staffing, Inc. was founded in 2004 by Norene Broadhurst and Bonnie Burke. We present our philosophy of quality, value and commitment to you by offering only a top level of service. One of us is a nurse and the other is a human resources professional. This pairing brings a positive and quality based experience. We specialize in supplemental and permanent staffing options."
410-957-2800; fax 410-957-3447
http://shorestaffing.com

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
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856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

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Anal Deodorant, Pharmacy Jokes, Patient Humor

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Anal Deodorant, Pharmacy Jokes, Patient Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/pharmacy
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A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant.

The assistant explains that they don’t stock them. The man insists that he bought his last one from this store.

The assistant passes man on to the pharmacist, who explains that store has never stocked such an item.

The man explains he bought his last one from this store only weeks ago and has done for several years.

The pharmacist asks man to bring in his last purchase and he will try to match the product.

The following day, the man returns to the pharmacy and shows the deodorant to the pharmacist.

The pharmacist asks why the customer thinks this is an anal deodorant, when it is obviously of the underarm stick variety.

The customer explains that instructions on reverse state, "Push up bottom to use."

(They do say the customer is always right, don’t they? ? )

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Five Minutes

A hospital posted a notice in the nurse's lounge saying: "Remember, the first five minutes of a human being's life are the most dangerous." Underneath, a nurse had written: "The last five are pretty risky, too."

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Peek-A-Boo

The famous female Olympic skier, Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-A-Boo), is not just an outstanding athlete, she is also a nurse. She currently works at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital.

She is not permitted to answer the telephone, however, as it caused simply too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say, "Picabo, ICU."

(Please note, this is in fact an urban legend as verified by "snopes.com" we'll keep it here for clarification anyhow.)

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Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.

The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty.

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A Routine Physical, Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor:"A man goes to a doctor for a routine physical. The nurse starts with the basics. "How much do you weigh?" she asks."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/physical

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A Small Prick, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor:"About a week ago I broke my ankle (in three places) and was in the hospital for several days. My first night in the hospital, after having surgery to rejoin my bones with pins and plates and such, I was in a great deal of pain and quite immobile."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/prick

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How Nurses Do It, Nursing Jokes, Occupation Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/

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Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Nurse Jokes, Healthcare Humor:"10. I love to wear white support hose. 9. I get a kick out of arrogant doctors."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/went

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Able To Play? Operating Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/play

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Charge Nurse & The Genie Who Granted Three Wishes:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/charge/

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Getting Even, Nursing Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/getting/

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HMO Blues, Nursing Jokes, Managed Care (HMO) Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/blues

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New Password, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Computer Humor:"A female nurse manager was helping a smug male resident access his computer account on the hospital information system."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/password

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Patient Reassurance, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/reassurance

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Practical Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor, Doctor Jokes
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-nursing-humor-practical-jokes.html

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Respiratory Assessments, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-bedside-nursing-jokes-respiratory-assessments.html

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Get Well Quick, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Law Enforcement Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-bedside-nursing-jokes-get-well-quick.html

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Top Ten Most Commonly Used Nursing Phrases:"10. "No, really, I don't mind changing the TV channel for you . . . again."

9. "I'm sorry, it's not THAT kind of Tylenol."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/phrases

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Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Top Ten Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/into

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Top Ten Reasons To Work An Overtime Shift On The Weekend, Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/weekend

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Black Testicles, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Care Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/bedside.nursing.humor.black.testicles.htm

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The Center of Attention, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.the.center.of.attention.htm

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Top Ten Worst Hospital Visitors, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/worst

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Patient Guidelines And Responsibilities, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/

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Ambulances As Medical Necessities, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:"These are all GENUINE replies from patients asked why they needed an ambulance to and from hospital..."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ambulances

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The Foley Insertion, Foley Catheter Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/insertion

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Nurse Hell, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Nurse Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/hell

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How Many Nurses Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? Bedside Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/bedside.nursing.humor/how.many.nurses.does.it.take.to.change.a.light.bulb.htm

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Multiple Specimens, Medical Jokes, Doctor & Patient Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.multiple.specimens.htm

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The Ranks of a Hospital, Nursing Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/bedside.nursing.humor/the.ranks.of.the.hospital.htm

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Most Commonly Used Phrases By Nurses, Bedside Nursing Humor, Nurse Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/most.commonly.used.phrases.by.nurses.htm

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Caffeine Is My Shepherd, Bedside Nursing Humor, Employment Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/caffeine

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.nursefriendly.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL "nursefriendly"
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