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Sunday, March 18, 2007

North Dakota Ask A Nurse Services

North Dakota Ask A Nurse Services:

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

MeritCare ASK-A-NURSE at (701) 234-5000 or (800) 821-5167. (ND, MN, SD residents only, please.)
MeritCare Health System
P.O. Box M.C. Fargo, ND 58122
(701) 234-2000 Guest Services: (701) 234-5524 ASK-A-NURSE: (701) 234-5000
http://www.meritcare.com/

North Dakota Nursing Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/nd

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

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Ohio Ask A Nurse Services

Ohio Ask A Nurse Services:

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

Ask-A-Nurse: 972-7808, University of Akron Health Services, Ohio:"Do you have questions about your health? Would you like to know more about recommendations for wellness regarding blood pressure, self breast exam (SBE), self testicular exam (STE), nutrition and exercise? Call Ask-A-Nurse: 972-7808 Calls will be confidential. Ask-A-Nurse is designed for educational purposes only. Information given is not intended for diagnosis or treatment of medical conditions or as a substitute for professional medical care."
http://www.uakron.edu/studentaff/health/index.php

Ohio Nursing Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/ohio/

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South Carolina Ask A Nurse Services

South Carolina Ask A Nurse Services:

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

MUSC Enurses, Medical University of South Carolina:"MUSC's specially trained health resource nurses are available to answer your health related questions. Our nurses tap the resources of our esteemed physicians and professors to give you the most complete response possible. Please note that this forum is not a substitute for your physician's advice and is intended for health information only. Health resource nurses cannot diagnose your condition or answer specific questions regarding a specific patient. They have training which qualifies them to assist you in determining your need to seek medical attention and to provide health information. If you or your family member has a medical emergency please call 911."
Medical University of South Carolina
171 Ashley Avenue Charleston, SC 29425
MUSC Health Connection can be reached toll-free by dialing 1-800-424-MUSC, or 792-1414
http://www.muschealth.com/medunurse/index.htm

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South Dakota Ask A Nurse Services

South Dakota Ask A Nurse Services:

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

Avera McKennan ASK-A-NURSE®, South Dakota:"Avera McKennan ASK-A-NURSE® is a free community health information service. ASK-A-NURSE is completely confidential, and Registered Nurses provide answers to health related questions and physician referrals in the Sioux Empire. Please call us at (605) 322-6877 or (800) 658-3535, or contact us directly."
http://www.mckennan.org/amck/contact/asknurse/

http://www.4nursing.com/sd

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Tennessee Ask A Nurse Services

Tennessee Ask A Nurse Services:

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

Ask A Nurse, Baptist Health System:"ASK-A-NURSE is a 24-hour health information and physician referral line provided as a community service by the Baptist Health System. Staffed by specially trained registered nurses, we are available to assist you with your healthcare questions. In addition to providing medical information, our nurses can assist you in finding a physician or community service that's right for you. You may contact ASK-A-NURSE at (865) 632-5200. And soon, we will also have an interactive form on this page for you to fill out and e-mail to us."
137 Blount Avenue • Knoxville, TN 37920 •
(865) 632-5011
http://www.baptistoneword.org/baptist/aboutus.asp

http://www.4nursing.com/tennessee

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Texas Ask A Nurse Services

Texas Ask A Nurse Services:

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

Ask-a-Nurse: Presbyterian Hospitals of Greenville & Commerce, Texas:"With ASK-A-NURSE, around-the-clock health care information is just a phone call away. So you're not helpless when your child has an earache at 4 a.m. or a high fever over the weekend. When you dial our number, you'll speak directly to a specially-trained registered nurse. A nurse who will carefully listen to your questions and then help you make an informed decision about what to do. You'll get accurate, confidential information in the privacy of your home . . . free of charge. You can trust even your most serious health care concerns to ASK-A-NURSE, because we're backed by leading doctors and hospital services right here in your own community."
Presbyterian Hospital of Greenville
4215 Joe Ramsey Blvd. Greenville, Texas
(903) 408-5000
http://www.hmhd.org/askdoc.htm

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Virginia Ask A Nurse Services

Virginia Ask A Nurse Services:

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

Ask-A-Nurse Your "Healthcare" Hotline, Eastern Virginia:"It would be nice if we only needed medical attention from 9 to 5. But what can you do when your child wakes up with an earache at four in the morning? Or your spouse complains of a high fever or a persistent cough at midnight? Fortunately, there's Ask-A-Nurse®. Available around the clock. Our registered nurses are specially trained to assess your symptoms over the phone, help you decide what to do, and recommend appropriate doctors and health services. We keep the same hours as your body. So call our free hotline anytime. Day or night."
1-800-675-6368
http://www.riverside-online.com/aan.html

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Wisconsin Ask A Nurse Services

Wisconsin Ask A Nurse Services:

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

ASK-A-Nurse: Wisconsin: Bellin:"Bellin ASK-A-NURSE® is a confidential, free health inffree health information and referral service for the public staffed by Registered Nurses 24 hours a day . Bellin ASK-A-NURSE® can be reached by calling (920) 433-7900 The nurses ask a series of questions about your concern and then direct callers to the level of medical care appropriate for the symptoms. They use an approved computerized program and document each call. Because they have to document each call for legal reasons they will ask for your name, address, birthdate, physician and insurance carrier. This information is confidential and never used outside of the ASK-A-NURSE® department."
http://www.bellin.org/patient-info/askanurse.shtml

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Ask A Nurse, Childbirth, Obstetrics, Pregnancy

Childbirth, Obstetrics, Pregnancy

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

Ask A Nurse Questions and Answers, Childbirth.org:"Shirley Wingate RNC CD is an OB/GYN nurse with 12 years experience as an obstetrical nurse and childbirth educator. She is certified as a specialist in women's health and is an experienced labor and postpartum doula in private practice. She is the founder and director of "Birth Matters Inc." a prenatal and parenting resource and support center. Throughout her career she has been involved in developing, teaching and expanding services in the community to educate families and support them as they face the changes, challenges and choices that childbearing brings."
http://www.childbirth.org/AskANurse/

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Ask A Nurse, Cancer, Oncology

Cancer, Oncology

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

Ask the nurse, Breastcancer.org (Great Britain):"A diagnosis of breast cancer can leave you feeling afraid, shocked, angry, or any number of different emotions. We have prepared this website so you should be able to find information about your specific treatment, diagnosis or worry. We also have a team of specialist breast care nurses who can to address any queries you may still have. Email nurse@breastcancercare.org.uk and we guarantee to send a personal response within five working days. If your query is urgent, you may want to ring our helpline on 0808 800 6000 (textphone 0808 800 6001). See about us for details of opening hours."
http://www.breastcancercare.org.uk/content.php?page_id=119

Ask the Nurse, Bladder Cancer WebCafe:"Sharon McMullen, RN, CCRN, BSN, BA is a critical care nurse working in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA with professional experience ranging from general surgical nursing to critical care nursing to emergency nursing. She will be glad to help you translate medical jargon, read between the lines of your medical records, or just navigate the often confusing world of health care."
Please send your questions to "Ask the Nurse" c/o wendy@blcwebcafe.org
http://blcwebcafe.org/askthenurse.asp

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Ask A Nurse, Woundcare, Decubitus Ulcers

Woundcare, Decubitus Ulcers

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

Ask-A-Nurse, Amerigel Wound Care Products:"Welcome to Amerigel's Ask-A-Nurse. Amerx Health Care Corporation is dedicated to producing quality products and providing support to our customers, both professional and consumer alike. We understand the frustration associated with managing wounds and the difficulty in finding a product that works well. Managing a wound is not a simple task and occasionally a customer has questions regarding our products, application techniques, appropriate dressings, etc. Clearly, any problem wound should be seen and assessed by a qualified practitioner so that a Management plan can be established. The information that we provide through Ask-A-Nurse should not be construed as the sole source of medical advice, but as a suggestion, as it is impossible to properly assess an individual's condition over the phone or in writing."
Amerx Health Care Corporation
1150 Cleveland Street, Suite 410 Clearwater, FL 33755
Phone 888/263-7942 Fax 727/447-5617
Email: sales@amerxhc.com http://www.amerigel.com/asktheamerigelnurse1.asp

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Nurse To Nurse Ask A Nurse Services

Nurse To Nurse Ask A Nurse Services:

http://www.4nursing.com/ask

Ask-A-Nurse is our Q&A column for students and other individuals interested in the nursing profession. Research and education questions are answered by the site leader, and questions related to nursing practice are answered by one or more members of our nursing panel. Do you have a question about the field of nursing you would like to see addressed on this site? Use the form below to send your questions to the site leader (Submission Form). Previous questions are listed on the side bar - click on any question you would like to read to be taken to the archives. http://kcsun3.tripod.com/id19.htm

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Free Medical Advice Sites

Free Medical Advice Sites:

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Asktheinternettherapist.com:"Our site is one of the first complete medical clinics online ! All your healthcare concerns can be addressed on asktheinternettherapist. Our medical staff includes physicians, nurses, chiropractors, nutritionists, and masseuses. We even have a staff veterinarian for those special members of your household! Our goal is to treat the whole person. We can provide an economical Internet consultation with several specialists simultaneously or individually to help you with ALL your health concerns."
http://www.asktheinternettherapist.com

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The Doctors Lounge:"The Doctors Lounge is one of the most popular online medical resources for physicians, students and allied clinical professionals. It provides both clinical and technical information through multimedia tutorials and other study aids. Both patients and professionals can seek answers to medical questions via the public discussion boards. Please review our Terms & Conditions of Use. The Doctors Lounge was founded in April 2000 in South Dakota, USA; when two physicians, Dr. Tamer Fouad, M.D. and Dr. Yasser Mokhtar, M.D., decided to create a free online medical community that provides its visitors with premiere articles that can only be found in a paid service. webmaster@thedoctorslounge.net
http://www.doctorslounge.com/ask.htm

Saturday, March 17, 2007

Caffeine Is My Shepherd, On The Job Jokes, Employment Humor

Caffeine is my shepherd; With it besides me, I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal (tm):
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks:

Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my
life: and I will dwell in the House of Mocha's forever.

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The Aspirin And The Job Interview, Medical Jokes, On The Job Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/interview
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Blonde Coffee, Blonde Jokes, On The Job Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/bc
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Christmas Party Blow-Out, Marriage Jokes, Employment Humor:"After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/party
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Common Forms of Office Illness, On The Job Jokes, Medical Humor,
http://www.nursinghumor.com/illnesses
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Differences Between You And The Boss, Employment Jokes, On The Job Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/boss
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Dressing Up, On The Job Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"There was this rich woman who lives in a large mansion. One day she comes upon the butler and says "butler take off my blouse"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dressing
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Funny Signs, On the Job Jokes, Employment Humor:"Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents? Beauty Shop: Dye now!Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/signs
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My Prayer For Today, On The Job, Employment Humor:"Lord help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 7:41:23 am PST God help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of them ARE hypersensitive."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/my
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Policy Making, On The Job Jokes, Employment Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/policy
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Ten "If's" You Need To Know To Get Along At Work, On The Job Jokes, Employment Humor:"1. If it rings, put it on hold. 2. If it clunks, call the repairman." http://www.nursinghumor.com/ifs
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Wrong Answer, On The Job Jokes, Nursing Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/answer
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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

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http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

An Irish Friendship Wish, Inspirational Poems, Touching Stories

To subscribe, send a blank email to: inspirationalstories-subscribe@topica.com

To read our newest, visit http://www.4nursing.com/blog

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An Irish Friendship Wish, Inspirational Poems, Touching Stories
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/irish
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May there always be work for your hands to do;

May your purse always hold a coin or two;

May the sun always shine on your windowpane;

May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain;

May the hand of a friend always be near you;

May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.

Author Unknown

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Nursing Stories, Nurse Tales, Poems
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A to Z Inspirational Stories List
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Affection, Caring, Friendship
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/affection

Ambition, Determination, Persistence, Resiliency
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/ambition

Angels In Our Lives, Watching Over Us
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/angels

Animals, Pets, God's Creatures
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/animals

Children, Babies, Infants, Kids
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/children

Death, Dying, End of Life, Hospice Poems
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/death

Grief, Bereavement, Loss, Sorrow
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/grief

Virtues, Dependability, Honesty, Reliability
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/virtues

More categories, http://www.inspirationalnursing.com

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Friday, March 16, 2007

The Viewing, Nursing Home Jokes, Geriatrics Humor

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The Viewing, Nursing Home Jokes, Geriatrics Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/viewing
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An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home.

One day he went into the nurses' station and informed Nurse Jones that his penis died.

Nurse Jones, realizing the Mr. Smith was old and forgetful decided to play along with him.

"It did? I'm sorry to hear that," she replied.

Two days later, Mr. Smith was walking down the halls at the nursing home with his penis hanging outside his pants.

Nurse Jones saw him and said, "Mr. Smith, I thought you told me your penis died?"

"It did," he replied. "Today is the viewing!"

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More Geriatrics Humor, http://www.nursinghumor.com/geriatrics

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A Picture of The Cross, Religious Poems, Inspirational Stories

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A Picture of the Cross, Religious Poems, Touching Stories
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/cross
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It's the picture of violence
Yet the key to peace

A picture of suffering
Yet the key to healing

A picture of death
Yet the key to life

A picture of utter weakness
Yet the key to power

A picture of capital punishment
Yet the key to mercy and forgiveness

A picture of vicious hatred
Yet the key to love

A picture of supreme shame
Yet the Christian's supreme boast.

Author Unknown
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Affection, Caring, Friendship
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/affection

Ambition, Determination, Persistence, Resiliency
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/ambition

Angels In Our Lives, Watching Over Us
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/angels

Animals, Pets, God's Creatures
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/animals

Children, Babies, Infants, Kids
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/children

Death, Dying, End of Life, Hospice Poems
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/death

Grief, Bereavement, Loss, Sorrow
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/grief

Virtues, Dependability, Honesty, Reliability
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/virtues

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.nursefriendly.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL “nursefriendly”
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618
150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

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http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
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Sunday, March 11, 2007

Go For RN, Then Back For A BSN?

Had a student ask if for the purposes of money, experience, they should get an AAS RN, then go back for their BSN once they had worked for a bit. I think Nursing school is difficult enough, as is going back once you're out there working. Many plan to go back - for many it never happens. If you are looking for a BSN (then MSN, NP, CNS, CRNA, etc) ultimately, why go through basic nursing programs twice? Unless you're in a program that will guarantee (do check the fine print) that they accept all your associates degree credits and only need to take two years worth of additional courses, it might be worth it. I'd never knock a person for wanting to go further in school, think it is great that you want a BSN. Do think you should go straight for it. Why are you considering getting the RN AAS first and then going back? If money is an issue, work as a nursing assistant or unit secretary part time as you go through, it will give you money and benefits in most places. More often places are paying large portions of nursing tuition as well. Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL "nursefriendly"
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

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http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Music Therapy, Alternative, Complementary, Holistic, Integrative Medicine, Therapies

Susan Magrath R.N. A.N.P., Instructor of Nursing:"Susan has taught at Ball State University for one year, primarily in the areas of acute and critical care. Currently she is involved as a Board Certified Nurse Practitioner in a local pain management clinic. Prior to joining the nursing faculty, she was employed at Ball Memorial Hospital (BMH) for 15 years and practiced as a registered nurse in critical care and hospice. Her research and special interest areas focus on palliative care and complementary therapies. Susan has served as volunteer director of the YWCA Well Child Clinic from 1986 to 1994 and coordinator of the music therapy committee (BMH) from 1998 to the present. She has facilitated and coordinated a teleconference on music therapy at Ball State in conjunction with the BMH music therapy committee and Ball State's School of Nursing in 1999. In May 2002, Susan facilitated and sponsored a music therapy workshop at BMH."
http://www.bsu.edu/cast/nursing/profile/0,1898,2410-507-16140,00.html

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American Music Therapy Association, Inc.:" Frequently Asked Questions About Music Therapy. Music therapy is the prescribed use of music by a qualified person to effect positive changes in the psychological, physical, cognitive, or social functioning of individuals with health or educational problems."
American Music Therapy Association, Inc.
8455 Colesville Road, Suite 1000
Silver Spring, Maryland 20910, USA
Phone: (301) 589-3300
Fax: (301) 589-5175
http://www.musictherapy.org/

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Australian Music Therapy Association Inc.:"The Australian Music Therapy Association began in 1975. It's purpose was to promote music therapy as a profession to the Australian general public. To this end, the process of Registration and the Code of Ethics were established in that first year to create firm professional basis on which to develop the profession. These days the Association has several purposes which are evident in the activities of its committees and branches. The drop-down menu 'Contact us' will take you to their webpages. The largest event of the year continues to be the national conference which actually preceded the Association itself. In 2004 we celebrate the 30th National Music Therapy Conference. The theme of "Significant Moments in Music Therapy' will enable us to acknowledge the history of the profession in Australia and also present the significant developments in the field today."
Australian Music Therapy Association Inc.
P O Box 79 Turramurra, NSW 2074 Australia
Phone: +61 (2) 9449 5279 Fax: +61 (2) 9988 3856
Email: info@austmta.org.au
http://www.austmta.org.au/

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Careers in Music Therapy, Berklee College of Music:"What is Music Therapy? A career in music therapy offers challenge, opportunity, and distinctive rewards to those interested in working with people of all ages with various disabilities. Music therapists are employed in many different settings including general and psychiatric hospitals, community mental health agencies, rehabilitation centers, day care facilities, nursing homes, schools and private practice. Music therapists provide services for adults and children with psychiatric disorders, mental retardation and developmental disabilities, speech and hearing impairments, physical disabilities, and neurological impairments, among others. Music therapists are usually members of an interdisciplinary team that supports the goals and objectives for each client within the context of the music therapy setting."
Office of Admissions, Berklee College of Music
1140 Boylston Street
Boston, MA 02215
Telephone
Within the U.S. and Canada: (800) BERKLEE (dial 237-5533)
Within the U.S. and Canada: (800) 421-0084
(617) 747-2221 -or- (617) 747-2222
(617) 266-1400

Fax (617) 747-2047
E-mail: admissions@berklee.edu
http://www.berklee.edu/careers/therapy.html

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Canadian Music Therapy Trust Fund:"The Trust Fund is a bold, non-profit initiative designed to integrate, educate, celebrate and promote all facets of music therapy in this country. We have been fortunate in having many volunteers working to support our endeavours of providing services to those in hospitals, clinics and special schools. Since 1994, with the help of the Canadian music industry, the Trust Fund has been able to distribute over $2 million to almost 290 projects from coast to coast. These projects range from hospices for terminally ill persons with cancer or HIV/AIDS, centres for the aged, schools for children who are autistic, physically or mentally challenged and programs for street kids. It has also funded projects for women in prison, children who have been sexually abuse, teens who are suicidal and people who are isolated due to psychiatric problems."
1175 Bloor Street West
Toronto, ON
M5H 1M9
Phone: 416.535.0200
Toll Free: 1.888.689.9545
Fax: 416.535.8166
Email: trustfund@musictherapycentre.com
http://www.musictherapytrust.ca/

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Center for Treatment, Training and Research in Music Therapy:"Center for Treatment, Training and Research in Music Therapy) is a non-profit organization established in 1991 under the honorary presidency of Dr. Rolando Benenzon. ADIMU is dedicated to promote the development of music therapy, to promote and give training in music therapy, to promote research in music therapy, to promote exchange of information on music therapy, to promote international cooperation among music therapy associations, music therapists, and other related professionals and institutions, to promote, establish, and maintain professional publications in music therapy."
http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Metro/8395/english.html

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Creative Music Therapy Solutions:"Creative Music Therapy Solutions was established to enhance the profession of Music Therapy and to service the Music Therapy community by providing experienced, qualified Music Therapists when Music Therapists are on vacation, maternity leave, leave of absence, or are sick. Sandy Pelley graduated from Capilano College in 1989 with a diploma and began working in the Music Therapy field immediately. When the Music Therapy program became a degree program, she returned to Capilano College and completed her B.M.T. in 1994. Sandy also received her B.A. in Psychology in 1992."
Creative Music Therapy Solutions
4527 204A St.
Langley, BC V3A 6B7
PH: 604.534.2687
info@creativemusictherapy.ca
http://www.creativemusictherapy.ca/

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Music Therapy in Palliative Care, Music Therapy Association of British Columbia:"When we are working with persons for whom a medical cure is no longer possible, music therapy can improve the quality of life by addressing the emotional, spiritual and physical needs that may arise during this time. Music experiences utilized in palliative care may include music listening, discussion of specially chosen lyrics, songwriting, improvisation, singing and playing instruments. A person's musical, cultural and religious background may be incorporated into the session, providing a personalized approach. In all instances, respect for the patient's needs and preferences is of primary importance. For terminally ill persons, music therapy can serve as a catalyst to establish both verbal and non-verbal communication. The skilled use of music can facilitate emotional self-expression and provide a supportive and non-threatening environment with opportunities to confront fears and discuss present concerns. Musical associations can facilitate life review and assist in resolving significant personal issues."
Music Therapy Association of British Columbia
Capilano College
2055 Purcell Way
N. Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada.
V7J 3H5
604.924.0046 ~ 604.983.7559 fax
info@mtabc.com
http://www.mtabc.com/examples/palliative.htm

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Music Therapy Research Center, Editorial:"No innovation has gained such a fast foothold and recognition among medical experts as the utilisation of the natural laws of harmony. When one considers that the term Medical Resonance Therapy Music was only coined 10 years ago, and then looks at the present level of documentation on research and developments in this new branch of MEDICINE, and the statements of leading medical experts from many fields such as hormone research, gynaecology, paediatrics, dermatology, research into headaches, intensive care MEDICINE etc. right up to international recognition as the most successful "anti-stress remedy in the world" at the International Conference "Society, Stress and Health" of the World Health Organisation (WHO), then it is also worthwhile examining the causes for such enormous medical success more closely."
info@musictherapyresearchcenter.com
http://www.musictherapyresearchcenter.com/08_Introduction/0800_Introduction_Title.php

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Differences Between You And The Boss, Employment Jokes, On The Job Humor

Differences Between You And The Boss, Employment Jokes, On The Job Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/boss
When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
When you take a stand, you're being bullheaded.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being cooperative.
When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.
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Ten "If's" You Need To Know To Get Along At Work, On The Job Jokes, Employment Humor:"1. If it rings, put it on hold. 2. If it clunks, call the repairman." http://www.nursinghumor.com/ifs
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Dressing Up, On The Job Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"There was this rich woman who lives in a large mansion. One day she comes upon the butler and says "butler take off my blouse"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dressing
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Funny Signs, On the Job Jokes, Employment Humor:"Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents? Beauty Shop: Dye now!Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/signs
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The Aspirin And The Job Interview, Medical Jokes, On The Job Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.jokes.humor.the.aspirin.and.the.interview.htm
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Blonde Coffee, Blonde Jokes, On The Job Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/blonde.jokes.coffee.htm
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Christmas Party Blow-Out, Marriage Jokes, Employment Humor:"After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/party
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Common Forms of Office Illness, On The Job Jokes, Medical Humor,
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-on-the-job-jokes-medical-humor-common-office-illnesses.html
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Dressing Up, On The Job Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"There was this rich woman who lives in a large mansion. One day she comes upon the butler and says "butler take off my blouse"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dressing
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My Prayer For Today, On The Job, Employment Humor:"Lord help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 7:41:23 am PST God help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of them ARE hypersensitive."
http://www.lopez1.com/lopez/inspiration/prayers/my_prayer.htm
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Policy Making, On The Job Jokes, Employment Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/on.the.job.employment.policymaking.htm
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Wrong Answer, On The Job Jokes, Nursing Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/on.the.job.employment.wrong.answer.htm
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Jokes about the professions of the twenty-first century:"Applicants Labor Relations Programmers Mathematicians Physicists Chemists Engineers Technicians Computers' support staff Internet service providers Psychologists and Psychiatrists Social Workers Doctors Dentists Nurses Biologists Pharmacists Lawyers Judges Accountants Tax Advisors and Tax Auditors Economists Statisticians Actuaries Managers Consultants Insurance Agents Salespeople Advertisers Merchants Publishers Journalists Bankers Stockbrokers Philosophers Musicians Artists Teachers Linguists Pilots and Stewards Tourists Guides Zookeepers Hoteliers Waiters Bartenders Post Office Workers Policemen Firefighters Farmers Everyone else."
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm
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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
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Remember Today, Inspirational Poems, Touching Stories

Remember Today, Inspirational Poems, Touching Stories http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/rt ****************************************************** Sometimes we tend to forget,
You have a purpose that is all your own,
No one else is you.
You have dreams and hopes and desires,
Listen to your heart for a while.

Remember today all the blessings you have,
There's beauty in every direction you look.
Enjoy the abundance that is already yours,
The world is a wonderful place and you're here.

Remember today that you get what you give,
Your world is a mirror of your inner self.
Love will be yours when you give it away.

Remember today that life is creation.
As long as you live,
you can always contribute Your own special voice.

Remember today is a special time,
Make the best of it while you can.
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Affection, Caring, Friendship
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Ambition, Determination, Persistence, Resiliency
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/ambition
Angels In Our Lives, Watching Over Us
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/angels
Animals, Pets, God's Creatures
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/animals
Children, Babies, Infants, Kids
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/children
Death, Dying, End of Life, Hospice Poems
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/death
Grief, Bereavement, Loss, Sorrow
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/grief
Virtues, Dependability, Honesty, Reliability
http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/virtues
More categories, http://www.inspirationalnursing.com
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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
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Saturday, March 10, 2007

Listening Tips, Mental Health Jokes, Psychiatric Humor

http://www.nursinghumor.com/listening
Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion.
One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psychologist looks old, worried and withered.
The older looking one asks the other, "What's your secret?
Listening to other people's problems every day, all day long, for years on end, has made an old man of me."
The younger looking one replies, "Who listens?"
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Are You Insane? Psychiatric Jokes, Mental Health Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/insane
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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/carols
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Concerned Mother, Psychiatric Jokes, Prescription Drug Humor:"The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/concerned
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Firm Advice, Psychiatric Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/advice
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Going Blind, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:"Jon and Dave were in a mental institution. This place had an annual contest, picking two of the best patients and giving them two questions. If they got them correct, they're deemed cured and free to go."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/psych
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Hung Up To Dry, Mental Health Jokes, Psychiatric Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dry
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Listening Tips, Mental Health Jokes, Psychiatric Humor:"Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psychologist looks old, worried and withered."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/listening
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Most Difficult Psych Case, Psychiatric Jokes, Patient Humor:"Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over dinner, one asked the other, "So, tell me, what was your most difficult case?"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/case
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Obsessions, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:"A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. You all have obsessions," he observed."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/obsessions
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Psychiatric Hotline, Mental Health Humor, Psychiatric Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/hotline
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Working In The Dark, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dark
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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
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Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats As Pets, Animal Jokes, Pet & Veterinary Humor

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Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats As Pets, Animal Jokes, Pet & Veterinary Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/are
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1. A dog will tilt his head and try to understand every word you say.
A cat will ignore you and take a nap.
2. Cats look silly on a leash.
3. When you come home from work, a dog will be happy and lick your face.
A cat will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.
4. A dog will give you unconditional love until the day he dies.
Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.
5. Dogs know when you're sad. And they'll try to comfort you.
Cats don't care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can opener is.
6. Dogs will bring you your slippers.
Cats will drop a dead mice in your slippers.
7. When you take them for a ride, a dog will sit on the seat next to you.
A cat has to have their own private basket, or they won't go at all.
8. Dogs will come when you call them, and be happy.
Cats will have someone take a message and get back to you, maybe.
9. Dogs will play fetch with you all day long.
The only things Cats will play with all day long are small rodents or bugs, preferably ones that look like they're in pain.
10. Dogs will wake you up if the house is on fire.
Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.
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More Animal Jokes, Pets, Veterinary Humor, http://www.nursinghumor.com/pets
Attitude Adjustment, Animal Jokes, Pet Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/attitude
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Bar Monkey, Pet Jokes, Animal Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/monkey
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Cat Commandments, Pet Jokes, Animal Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/commandments
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Cat Wisdom, Animal Jokes, Pet Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/veterinarian.pets.cat.wisdom.htm
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Goldfish Funeral, Pet Jokes, Cat Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/goldfish/
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How Cats Are Like Women, Animal Jokes, Pet Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/animal.veterinary.pet.how.cats.are.like.women.htm
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Jesus Is Watching You, Pet Jokes, Animal Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/animal.veterinary.pet.jesus.is.watching.you.htm
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Mother-In-Law's Visit (The), Veterinary Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/visit
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Ran Out Of Gas, Pet Jokes, Children's Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/animal.veterinary.pet.ran.out.of.gas.htm
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Reasons To Own A Cat Over A Dog, Pet Jokes, Animal Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/animal.veterinary.pet.reasons.to.own.a.cat.over.a.dog.htm
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The Second Opinion, Pet Jokes, Animal-Veterinary Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/animal.veterinary.pet.second.opinion.htm
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Self-Evident Truths About Pets, Animal Jokes, Pet Humor:"Although cats are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/self
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Sleeping With His Patients, Veterinarian Jokes, Pet Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/veterinarian.pets.sleeping.with.his.patients.htm
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The Adopted, Parenting Jokes, Adoption Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/adopted
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The Difference Between Doctors & Veterinarians, Medical Jokes, Veterinary Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/the.difference.between.doctors.and.veterinarians.htm

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Three Dogs at The Vet, Animal Jokes, Pet Humor:"3 dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vet's office. One is a Poodle, one is a Schnauzer and the other is a Great Dane. The Poodle turns to the Schnauzer and asks, "Why are you here?"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/3
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Top Ten Dog Pet Peeves With Humans, Pet Jokes, Animal Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humans
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You Know You Are A Dog Person When, Animal Jokes, Pet Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/animal.veterinary.pet.you.know.you.are.a.dog.person.when.htm
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Why Cats Are Better Than Men, Battles of The Sexes Jokes, Cat-Pet Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-battle-of-the-sexes-why-cats-are-better-than-men.html
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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
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Sunday, February 25, 2007

Life's Tug of War, Inspirational Poems, Touching Stories

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The Love Of A Friend, Inspirational Poems, Touching Stories
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Because you love me, I have found
New joys that were not mine before;
New stars have lightened up my sky
With glories growing more and more.

Because you love me I can rise
To the height of fame and realms of power;
Because you love me I may learn
The highest use of every hour.

Because you love me I can choose
To look through your dear eyes and see
Beyond the beauty of the Now
Far onward to Eternity.

Because you love me I can wait
With perfect patience well possessed;
Because you love me all my life
Is circled with unquestioned rest;
Yes, even Life and even Death
Is all unquestioned and all blest.

Author unknown
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Andrew Lopez, RN
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Thursday, February 22, 2007

It's A Very Simple Operation, Medical Jokes, Operating Room Humor

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It's A Very Simple Operation, Medical Jokes, Operating Room Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/operation
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A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation.
A nurse stopped him and asked, "What's the matter?"
He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right.'"
"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"
"She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!"
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Cost of A Screw, Medical Jokes, Operating Room, Surgical Humor:"A well known rich businessman's wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best bone surgeon in town to do the operation. The operation consisted of lining up the broken hip and putting in a screw to secure it."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/screw
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A "Plumbing" Problem. Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/plumbing
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A Really Serious Mistake, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor:"During the course of being interviewed by the press, the noted famous doctor was asked by a reporter:"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/mistake
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A Routine Physical, Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor:"A man goes to a doctor for a routine physical. The nurse starts with the basics. "How much do you weigh?" she asks."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/physical
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Able To Play? Operating Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/play
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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/carols
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Contraceptive Jelly, Birth Control Jokes, Patient Education Humor:"A young girl is getting married, so she goes to her doctor to find out which contraceptive she should use. After a lengthy discussion with him she decides on the diaphragm."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/jelly
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Diving Right In, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/psychiatric.jokes.nursing.humor.diving.right.in.htm
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Do You Have A Dentist Appointment Tomorrow Too?
http://www.nursinghumor.com/too
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Doctor's Fee, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:"An elderly man has just moved to a new town, when he is taken ill and decides that he needs to see a doctor. In the doctor's waiting room, he tries to find out a bit about the doctor. He asks the man sitting next to him if the doctor is a specialist."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/fee
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Eating Ants, Emergency Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A medical student was doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. One day, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ants
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Exam Professionalism, Medical Jokes, Doctor's Humor:"A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/exam
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Excess Weight, Medical Jokes, Obesity Humor:"Well, Jonathan, what are you going to do about the excess weight you're carrying around," the doctor asked."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/weight
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Eye Surgery, Operating Room Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/eye
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Feeling Exhausted, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/exhausted
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Getting Even, Nursing Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/getting/
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Going Blind, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:"Jon and Dave were in a mental institution. This place had an annual contest, picking two of the best patients and giving them two questions. If they got them correct, they're deemed cured and free to go."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/psych
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Going To Operate, Medical Jokes, Operating Room (OR) Humor:"When his auto mechanic came in for an operation, Dr. Grimley couldn't help but take the opportunity to turn the tables on him."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/going
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Horrible Mistake, Doctors Jokes, Medical Humor:"There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for a vasectomy was instead given a sex change operation."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/horrible
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Immunization Etiquette, Pediatric Jokes, Vaccination Humor:"While I was working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her shot."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/etiquette
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New Arrival, Medical Jokes, Organ Transplant Humor:"A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/arrival
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New Ears, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:"A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ears
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Observation Skills, Medical Jokes, Doctor Humor:"A lecturer in a Medical school was tutoring a class on 'Observation.' He took out a jar of yellow-colored liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant to color, smell, sight, and taste."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/observation
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Overdue Appointment, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/overdue
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Pre-op Examination, Operating Room, OR Jokes, Medical Humor:"A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She's laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her. The nurse pushes the trolley down the corridor towards the operating theatre, where she leaves the girl on the trolley outside, while she goes in to check whether everything is ready."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/pre
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Taking As Directed, Medical Jokes, Doctor Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/directed
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Three Times A Week, Doctors Jokes, Marriage Humor:"
An elderly woman went to the doctor for a check up. After examining her and checking her cardiovascular activity, the doctor recommended that she engage in sexual activity three times a week."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/three
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The Right Size, Medical Jokes, Surgical Humor:"John was successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered at work by terrible headaches."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/size
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Treating A Cold, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:"When Pat and Mike met each other on the street one day, Pat noticed that Mike had a terrible cold. "Have you seen a doctor about that cold?" he asked."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/treating
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Top Ten Signs You Need A New Doctor, Medical Jokes, Top Ten Humor:"- He calls you at two in the morning "just to talk." Instead of rubber surgical gloves he wears oven mitts."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/need
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Too Late, Doctors Jokes, Gallows Humor:"The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/late
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The Circumcision, Medical Jokes, Kids Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/circumcision
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How Long? Emergency Department Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/how
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Virtually Deaf? Getting Older Jokes, Medical Humor:"An elderly gentleman finally invested in a hearing aid after becoming virtually deaf. It was one of those invisible hearing aids. Soon after, he went for a check-up."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/deaf
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She Didn't Make It, Medical Jokes, Emergency Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/it
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Met Professionally, Doctor Jokes, Marriage Humor:"A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young woman in a tight-fitting bikini strolled past."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/professionally
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New Secretary, Doctor's Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"Dr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/secretary
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Auto Enthusiast, Surgeon Jokes, Medical Humor:"A 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know. Must be at least a thousand."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/auto
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Blind Drunk, Emergency Department Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/drunk
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Stern Sibling, Labor & Delivery Jokes, Sibling Humor:"An old county doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her five-year-old child."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/stern
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Last Words, Doctor Jokes, Priest Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/last
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Quick Diagnosis, Doctor Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/diagnosis
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Come Quick! Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/quick
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Taking Notes, Doctor Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/notes
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Fine Art, Medical Jokes, Gallows Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/art
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Healthcare Dollars, Medical Jokes, Healthcare Humor:"In reviewing how our healthcare dollars are spent, the following statistics were revealed."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dollars
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Medical Bloopers Found In Patient Charts, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/bloopers
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Skin Graft, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:"A married couple were in a terrible accident in which the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too thin. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/graft
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Big Words, Children's Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/words
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Small, Medium or Large? Doctor Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medium
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Bad News, Worse News, Medical Jokes, Geriatric Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/news
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A Future Physician, Medical Jokes, Parenting Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/future
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Obsessions, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:"A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. You all have obsessions," he observed."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/obsessions
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Sun Burn Treatment, Medical Jokes, Patient Care Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/sun
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The Good News, The Bad News, Medical Jokes, Doctor Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/good/
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Isolation Precautions, Infection Control Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/isolation
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Not Good Looking, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/looking
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Practical Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor, Doctor Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/practical
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This Won't Hurt Much, Medical Jokes, Military Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/much
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Common Forms of Office Illness, On The Job Jokes, Medical Humor,
http://www.nursinghumor.com/illness
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Coffee and Viagra, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/viagra
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Rusty Tools, Viagra Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-bedside-nursing-jokes-viagra-marriage-rusty-tools.html
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Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When Regaining Consciousness, Medical Jokes, Operating Room Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/regaining
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Working In The Dark, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dark
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The Business Trip, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medical-doctor-patient-jokes-business-trip.html
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Sex Therapy, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.sex.therapy.htm
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Post-Op Blues, Medical Jokes, Anesthesiology Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.post.op.blues.htm
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A Star In The East, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.a.star.in.the.east.htm
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The Forgetful Patient, Doctors Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/the.forgetful.patient.htm
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Doctor's Funeral, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.doctors.funeral.htm
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Buying Condoms, Pharmacy Jokes, Infidelity Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/condoms
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Odds & Ends, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.odds.and.ends.htm
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Heart Transplant, Organ Donation Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.heart.transplant.htm
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Passing Wind, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.passing.wind.htm
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Removing Patches, Medications Jokes, Pharmacy Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.removing.patches.htm
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Top Ten Reasons For Becoming An Anesthesiologist, Medical Jokes, Hospital Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/anesthesiologist
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Screwed Up Laboratory Results, Medical Jokes, Laboratory Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/screwed
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Taxonomy of Medical Professionals, Medical Jokes, Hospital Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.taxonomy.of.medical.professionals.htm
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The Center of Attention, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.the.center.of.attention.htm
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Approving The New Hospital Policy, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.approving.the.new.hospital.policy.htm
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Patient Confidentiality, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.patient.confidentiality.htm
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Five Benefits of Mothers Milk, Breastfeeding Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.five.benefits.of.mothers.milk.htm
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Arkansas Medical Definitions, Medical Terminology Jokes, Redneck Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/
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Anyone Need A Doctor? Medical Jokes, First Aid Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical
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A Cure For One Man's Cough, Medical Jokes, Drug & Pharmacy Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/cough/
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Ambulances As Medical Necessities, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:"These are all GENUINE replies from patients asked why they needed an ambulance to and from hospital..."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ambulances
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Viagra Variations, Drug & Medications Jokes, Prescription Medicine Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/drugs.prescriptions.medications.medicines.viagra.variations.htm
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A Grandmother's Insomnia, Doctor's Jokes, Pregnancy & Medications Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/insomnia
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Shooting Blanks, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.shooting.blanks.htm
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I Think My Wife Is Going Deaf, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.jokes.humor.my.wife.is.going.deaf.htm
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A Doctor, A Nurse And A Shredder, Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.jokes.humor.a.doctor.a.nurse.and.a.shredder.htm
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He Thinks He's A Surgeon, Medical Jokes, Pearly Gates Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.he.thinks.he.is.a.surgeon.htm
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Near Death Experience, Medical Jokes, Gallows Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/near.death.experiences.plastic.surgeries.htm
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The Aspirin And The Job Interview, Medical Jokes, On The Job Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.jokes.humor.the.aspirin.and.the.interview.htm
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A Work of Art, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/work
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Multiple Specimens, Medical Jokes, Doctor & Patient Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.multiple.specimens.htm
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Perfect Shape Considering Your Age, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.perfect.shape.considering.your.age.htm
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Six Months To Live, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/six.months.to.live.htm
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It Hurts All Over, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://nursinghumor.com/hurts
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Actual Medical Quotes From Patient Charts, Medical Jokes, Physican Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/actual.medical.quotes.from.charts.htm
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First Proctology Exam, Medical Humor, Doctors Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/first.proctology.exam.htm
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A Short History Of Medicine, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/a.short.history.of.medicine.htm
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Anyone For Pasta, Medical Jokes, Marriage & Infidelity Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/pasta
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A Cure For One Man's Stuttering:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/a.cure.for.one.mans.stuttering.htm
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The Best Thing, Doctor Jokes, Patient Humor:"David wasn't feeling well and so he went to the doctor to get himself checked."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/thing
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Breastfeeding Technical Support, Medical Jokes, Obstetrics Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/breastfeeding
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Dehydration, Medical Jokes, Physican Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/dehydration.htm
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The Difference Between Doctors & Veterinarians, Medical Jokes, Veterinary Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/the.difference.between.doctors.and.veterinarians.htm
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Five Doctors Go Duck Hunting
http://www.nursinghumor.com/duck
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Making It Look Easy, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor.
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/making.it.look.easy.htm
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My Elbow Hurts!
http://www.nursinghumor.com/elbow
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Professional Courtesy, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/professional.courtesy.htm
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Screening Medical Students
http://www.nursinghumor.com/screening
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The Doctor's Visit, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/doctors
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Very Simple Operation, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:"A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. "What's the matter?" he was asked."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/operation
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Who Can Read This? Doctor's Handwriting, Medical Humor:"Did you hear about the doctor who wrote out a prescription in the usual doctor's fashion? The patient used it for two years as a railroad pass."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/read
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Who Makes the Best Patient?
http://www.nursinghumor.com/best/
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You Might Be an E.R. Doctor if..., Medical Jokes, Emergency Humor:"1) Your favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion. 2) Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you. 3) You think that caffeine should be available in IV form. 4) You get an almost irresistible urge to stand and wolf your food even in the nicest restaurants."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/erdoc
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Andrew Lopez, RN
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