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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

School Nursing, Nursing & Medical Jokes & Humor on: The Nursefriendly

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A little 8 year old boy wanted to be circumcised when he realized he looked different than dad and his friends. The day after the proceedure he returned to school.

During class, he became uncomfortable and asked for permission to go to the nurse. When he arrived at her office, he hesitated and finally just asked if he could call his mother. Sensing this was personal, the nurse stepped into the hall and closed the door to allow him privacy.

Several minutes later the little boy came out of her office and the nurse noticed his penis was sticking out of his pants. "Where are you going?" she asked. "Back to class," said the boy.

"But you can't go back like that!" explained the nurse. "I have to," stressed the boy. "My mother said that if I could just stick it out until lunchtime, she would come and pick me up."

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Mirror, Mirror, On The Wall...Who's Got The Dorkiest Uniform Of All?
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Sanity Test:
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Save Your Sanity In Half An Hour:
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Nursing School Survival Rules:
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Last updated by Andrew Lopez, RN on Friday, April 1, 2011


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Sunday, May 8, 2011

A Pair of Muddy Sneakers, Inspirational Poems, Touching Stories

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A pair of muddy sneakers
left lying by the door,
tell the tale of a daring journey
or an ancient medieval war.

Perhaps a brave explorer
crossed the river to Timbuktu,
or was forced to hide in a swamp
while a band of Apaches rode through.

Perhaps the top law man in Texas
had to stand ankle-deep in wet sand,
while he watered his gleaming stallion
on the banks of the Rio Grande...

More likely my brave little hero
played in sprinklers along the way
but he'd never admit that to mother...
And I'd have it no other way.

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Wednesday, March 16, 2011

New & Improved, Parenting Jokes, Children's Humor

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A little girl was sitting on her grandfather’s lap as he read her a bedtime story.

From time to time she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. Finally she spoke up, “Grandpa, did God make you?

“Yes, sweetheart,” he answered, “God made me a long time ago.

“Oh, she paused, “Grandpa, did God make me too?

“Yes indeed, honey,” he said, “God made you just a little while ago.

Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, “God’s getting better at it, isn’t He?

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Having Your First, Second, Third Child, Parenting Jokes, Motherhood Humor:
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Where Did It Go? Parenting Jokes, Children's Humor:
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Top Ten Signs That You Might Be A Frustrated Mom:
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Just Like Mom, Parenting Jokes, Relationship Humor:
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The Patient Mother, Parenting Jokes, Kids Humor:
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Special Occasions, Parenting Jokes, Children's Humor:
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Coming Prepared, Pharmacist Jokes, Parenting Humor:
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A Grandmother's Insomnia, Doctor's Jokes, Pregnancy & Medications Humor
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The Adopted, Parenting Jokes, Adoption Humor
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Generation Gap, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Parenting Humor
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Mom's Dictionary, Kids Jokes, Parenting Humor
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Property Laws According To Kids, Childrens Jokes, Parenting Humor
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Things My Mother Taught Me, Parenting Jokes, Motherhood Humor
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You Might Be A Mom If . . ., Parenting Jokes, Motherhood Humor
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