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Monday, March 1, 2010

The Physician's Mistress, Doctor Jokes, Divorce Humor

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Doctor Goldstein and his wife are having dinner at an upscale restaurant
when an attractive young blonde walks by, smiles at the Doctor and says "Hi
Sammy".

The wife, somewhat irritated, asks "And who is that?".

Dr. says "That's my Mistress."

Wife asks "You have a Mistress? How long has this been going on?"

Dr... "About five years."

Wife... "Five years? I'll see a lawyer tomorrow and start a divorce.
You'll be ruined."

Dr... "Now think about it. If we divorce, we each get half of what we
have. You won't have that big house, won't get a new Beamer every year and
won't be shopping and playing bridge all day with your so called friends."

Just then a cute red head walks by and says "Hi Sammy."

Wife... "And who is that one?"

Dr... "That's Bill Grant's Mistress."

Wife... "Doctor Grant has a Mistress too?"

Dr.... "About twelve years now."

Wife... "Ours is a lot prettier."

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A "Plumbing" Problem. Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/plumbing

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A Really Serious Mistake, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor:"During the course of being interviewed by the press, the noted famous doctor was asked by a reporter:"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/mistake

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A Routine Physical, Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor:"A man goes to a doctor for a routine physical. The nurse starts with the basics. "How much do you weigh?" she asks."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/physical

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Able To Play? Operating Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/play

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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/carols

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Contraceptive Jelly, Birth Control Jokes, Patient Education Humor:"A young girl is getting married, so she goes to her doctor to find out which contraceptive she should use. After a lengthy discussion with him she decides on the diaphragm."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/jelly

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Cost of A Screw, Medical Jokes, Operating Room, Surgical Humor:"A well known rich businessman's wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best bone surgeon in town to do the operation. The operation consisted of lining up the broken hip and putting in a screw to secure it."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/screw

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Diving Right In, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/psychiatric.jokes.nursing.humor.diving.right.in.htm

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Do You Have A Dentist Appointment Tomorrow Too?
http://www.nursinghumor.com/too

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Doctor's Fee, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:"An elderly man has just moved to a new town, when he is taken ill and decides that he needs to see a doctor. In the doctor's waiting room, he tries to find out a bit about the doctor. He asks the man sitting next to him if the doctor is a specialist."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/fee

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Eating Ants, Emergency Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A medical student was doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. One day, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ants

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Exam Professionalism, Medical Jokes, Doctor's Humor:"A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/exam

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Excess Weight, Medical Jokes, Obesity Humor:"Well, Jonathan, what are you going to do about the excess weight you're carrying around," the doctor asked."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/weight

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Eye Surgery, Operating Room Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/eye

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Feed Him Toast, Pediatrics Jokes, Marriage Humor:"A husband and wife noticed that their little boy's penis was a little too small so they took him to the doctor."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/feed

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Feeling Exhausted, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/exhausted

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Getting Even, Nursing Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/getting/

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Going Blind, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:"Jon and Dave were in a mental institution. This place had an annual contest, picking two of the best patients and giving them two questions. If they got them correct, they're deemed cured and free to go."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/psych

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Going To Operate, Medical Jokes, Operating Room (OR) Humor:"When his auto mechanic came in for an operation, Dr. Grimley couldn't help but take the opportunity to turn the tables on him."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/going

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Horrible Mistake, Doctors Jokes, Medical Humor:"There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for a vasectomy was instead given a sex change operation."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/horrible

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Immunization Etiquette, Pediatric Jokes, Vaccination Humor:"While I was working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her shot."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/etiquette

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New Arrival, Medical Jokes, Organ Transplant Humor:"A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/arrival

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New Ears, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:"A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ears

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Observation Skills, Medical Jokes, Doctor Humor:"A lecturer in a Medical school was tutoring a class on 'Observation.' He took out a jar of yellow-colored liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant to color, smell, sight, and taste."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/observation

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Overdue Appointment, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/overdue

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Pre-op Examination, Operating Room, OR Jokes, Medical Humor:"A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She's laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her. The nurse pushes the trolley down the corridor towards the operating theatre, where she leaves the girl on the trolley outside, while she goes in to check whether everything is ready."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/pre

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Taking As Directed, Medical Jokes, Doctor Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/directed

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Three Times A Week, Doctors Jokes, Marriage Humor:"

An elderly woman went to the doctor for a check up. After examining her and checking her cardiovascular activity, the doctor recommended that she engage in sexual activity three times a week."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/three

The Right Size, Medical Jokes, Surgical Humor:"John was successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered at work by terrible headaches."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/size

Treating A Cold, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:"When Pat and Mike met each other on the street one day, Pat noticed that Mike had a terrible cold. "Have you seen a doctor about that cold?" he asked."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/treating

Top Ten Signs You Need A New Doctor, Medical Jokes, Top Ten Humor:"- He calls you at two in the morning "just to talk." Instead of rubber surgical gloves he wears oven mitts."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/need

Too Late, Doctors Jokes, Gallows Humor:"The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/late

The Circumcision, Medical Jokes, Kids Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/circumcision

How Long? Emergency Department Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/how

Virtually Deaf? Getting Older Jokes, Medical Humor:"An elderly gentleman finally invested in a hearing aid after becoming virtually deaf. It was one of those invisible hearing aids. Soon after, he went for a check-up."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/deaf

She Didn't Make It, Medical Jokes, Emergency Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/it

Met Professionally, Doctor Jokes, Marriage Humor:"A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young woman in a tight-fitting bikini strolled past."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/professionally

New Secretary, Doctor's Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"Dr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/secretary

Auto Enthusiast, Surgeon Jokes, Medical Humor:"A 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know. Must be at least a thousand."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/auto

Blind Drunk, Emergency Department Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/drunk

Stern Sibling, Labor & Delivery Jokes, Sibling Humor:"An old county doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her five-year-old child."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/stern

Last Words, Doctor Jokes, Priest Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/last

Quick Diagnosis, Doctor Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/diagnosis

Come Quick! Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/quick

Taking Notes, Doctor Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/notes

Fine Art, Medical Jokes, Gallows Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/art

Healthcare Dollars, Medical Jokes, Healthcare Humor:"In reviewing how our healthcare dollars are spent, the following statistics were revealed."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dollars

Medical Bloopers Found In Patient Charts, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/bloopers

Skin Graft, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:"A married couple were in a terrible accident in which the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too thin. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/graft

Big Words, Children's Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/words

Small, Medium or Large? Doctor Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medium

Bad News, Worse News, Medical Jokes, Geriatric Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/news

A Future Physician, Medical Jokes, Parenting Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/future

Obsessions, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:"A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. You all have obsessions," he observed."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/obsessions

Sun Burn Treatment, Medical Jokes, Patient Care Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/sun

The Good News, The Bad News, Medical Jokes, Doctor Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/good/

Isolation Precautions, Infection Control Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/isolation

Not Good Looking, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/looking

Practical Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor, Doctor Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/practical

This Won't Hurt Much, Medical Jokes, Military Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/much

Common Forms of Office Illness, On The Job Jokes, Medical Humor,
http://www.nursinghumor.com/illness

Coffee and Viagra, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/viagra

Rusty Tools, Viagra Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-bedside-nursing-jokes-viagra-marriage-rusty-tools.html

Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When Regaining Consciousness, Medical Jokes, Operating Room Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/regaining

Working In The Dark, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dark

The Business Trip, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-medical-doctor-patient-jokes-business-trip.html

Sex Therapy, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.sex.therapy.htm

Post-Op Blues, Medical Jokes, Anesthesiology Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.post.op.blues.htm

A Star In The East, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.a.star.in.the.east.htm

The Forgetful Patient, Doctors Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/the.forgetful.patient.htm

Doctor's Funeral, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.doctors.funeral.htm

Buying Condoms, Pharmacy Jokes, Infidelity Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/condoms

Odds & Ends, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.odds.and.ends.htm

Heart Transplant, Organ Donation Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.heart.transplant.htm

Passing Wind, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.passing.wind.htm

Removing Patches, Medications Jokes, Pharmacy Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.removing.patches.htm

Top Ten Reasons For Becoming An Anesthesiologist, Medical Jokes, Hospital Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/anesthesiologist

Screwed Up Laboratory Results, Medical Jokes, Laboratory Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/screwed

Taxonomy of Medical Professionals, Medical Jokes, Hospital Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.taxonomy.of.medical.professionals.htm

The Center of Attention, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.the.center.of.attention.htm

Approving The New Hospital Policy, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.approving.the.new.hospital.policy.htm

Patient Confidentiality, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.patient.confidentiality.htm

Five Benefits of Mothers Milk, Breastfeeding Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.five.benefits.of.mothers.milk.htm

Arkansas Medical Definitions, Medical Terminology Jokes, Redneck Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/

Anyone Need A Doctor? Medical Jokes, First Aid Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical

A Cure For One Man's Cough, Medical Jokes, Drug & Pharmacy Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/cough/

Ambulances As Medical Necessities, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:"These are all GENUINE replies from patients asked why they needed an ambulance to and from hospital..."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ambulances

Viagra Variations, Drug & Medications Jokes, Prescription Medicine Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/drugs.prescriptions.medications.medicines.viagra.variations.htm

A Grandmother's Insomnia, Doctor's Jokes, Pregnancy & Medications Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/insomnia

Shooting Blanks, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.shooting.blanks.htm

I Think My Wife Is Going Deaf, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.jokes.humor.my.wife.is.going.deaf.htm

A Doctor, A Nurse And A Shredder, Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.jokes.humor.a.doctor.a.nurse.and.a.shredder.htm

He Thinks He's A Surgeon, Medical Jokes, Pearly Gates Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.he.thinks.he.is.a.surgeon.htm

Near Death Experience, Medical Jokes, Gallows Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/near.death.experiences.plastic.surgeries.htm

The Aspirin And The Job Interview, Medical Jokes, On The Job Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/interview

A Work of Art, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/work

Multiple Specimens, Medical Jokes, Doctor & Patient Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.multiple.specimens.htm

Perfect Shape Considering Your Age, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.perfect.shape.considering.your.age.htm

Six Months To Live, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/six.months.to.live.htm

It Hurts All Over, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://nursinghumor.com/hurts

Actual Medical Quotes From Patient Charts, Medical Jokes, Physican Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/actual.medical.quotes.from.charts.htm

First Proctology Exam, Medical Humor, Doctors Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/first.proctology.exam.htm

A Short History Of Medicine, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/a.short.history.of.medicine.htm

Anyone For Pasta, Medical Jokes, Marriage & Infidelity Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/pasta

A Cure For One Man's Stuttering:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical/a.cure.for.one.mans.stuttering.htm

The Best Thing, Doctor Jokes, Patient Humor:"David wasn't feeling well and so he went to the doctor to get himself checked."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/thing

Breastfeeding Technical Support, Medical Jokes, Obstetrics Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/breastfeeding

Dehydration, Medical Jokes, Physican Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/dehydration.htm

The Difference Between Doctors & Veterinarians, Medical Jokes, Veterinary Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/the.difference.between.doctors.and.veterinarians.htm

Five Doctors Go Duck Hunting
http://www.nursinghumor.com/duck

Making It Look Easy, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor.
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/making.it.look.easy.htm

McCann's "Physicians On Scene" Rules, Emergency Medical Technician Jokes, Paramedic Humor:"Assume all physicians on scene are proctologists until proven otherwise.
In light of rule No.1, never, ever turn your back on a physician on a scene."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/mcanns

My Elbow Hurts!
http://www.nursinghumor.com/elbow

Professional Courtesy, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/professional.courtesy.htm

Screening Medical Students
http://www.nursinghumor.com/screening

The Doctor's Visit, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/doctors

Very Simple Operation, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:"A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. "What's the matter?" he was asked."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/operation

Who Can Read This? Doctor's Handwriting, Medical Humor:"Did you hear about the doctor who wrote out a prescription in the usual doctor's fashion? The patient used it for two years as a railroad pass."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/read

Who Makes the Best Patient?
http://www.nursinghumor.com/best/

You Might Be an E.R. Doctor if..., Medical Jokes, Emergency Humor:"1) Your favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion. 2) Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you. 3) You think that caffeine should be available in IV form. 4) You get an almost irresistible urge to stand and wolf your food even in the nicest restaurants."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/erdoc

DoctorFunnyWoman.com:"The DoctorFunnyWoman.com website is owned and operated by Ayodele Olugbemi,MD (pseudonym: Adele Obemi). A physician with specialist training in Family practice and Ob/Gyn, she has a special interest in women's and children's health. A member of the Royal College of Obstetricians & Gynaecologists as well as the Royal College of General Practitioners (of the United Kingdom), she holds a Diploma in Child Health and a Diploma of the Faculty of Family Planning (UK) and is a Diplomate of the American Board of Family Practice."
doctorfunnywoman@hotmail.com
http://www.doctorfunnywoman.com

GDU College of Medical Fraud:"GDU refuses to offer a degree in medicine out of concern that some cost-conscious hospital will hire someone with one of our diplomas, and let them perform surgery. However,GDU does offer programs in medically-related fields"
http://www.bandersnatch.com/med.htm

Medindia.net, Medical Humor:
http://www.medindia.net/Humour/humourindex.asp

Medical Humor:
http://www.swcbc.com/medical.html

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Sunday, February 28, 2010

The Trouble Tree, Inspirational Poems, Touching Stories

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The carpenter I hired to help me restore an old farmhouse had just finished a rough first day on the job.
A flat tire made him lose an hour of work, his electric saw quit and now his ancient pickup truck refused to start.
While I drove him home, he sat in stony silence.
On arriving, he invited me in to meet his family. As we walked toward the front door, he paused briefly at a small tree, touching the tips of the branches with both hands.
When opening the door, he underwent an amazing transformation. His tanned face was wreathed in smiles and he hugged his two small children and gave his wife a kiss. Afterward he walked me to the car.
We passed the tree and my curiosity got the better of me. I asked him about what I had seen him do earlier.
"Oh, that's my trouble tree," he replied. "I know I can't help having troubles on the job, but one thing for sure, troubles don't belong in the house with my wife and the children. So I just hang them up on the tree every night when I come home. Then in the morning I pick them up again.
"Funny thing is," he smiled, "when I come out in the morning to pick 'em up, there ain't nearly as many as I remember hanging up the night before."
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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Top Ten Reasons To Work An Overtime Shift On The Weekend, Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor

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10. Think of all the weight you'll lose from not getting to eat because of short staffing.
9. Think of the closeness you'll develop with your co-workers after being knee-deep in Code 10's, Code Blues and Code Browns.
8. Everyone is so frazzled, so next to them you look fabulous!
7. Think of what a challenge it will be to your nursing skills to run a code without a Crash Cart because they are all down in Central Supply being replaced.
6. The joy of having the previous shift's charge nurse tell you, "I don't understand why no one would return my calls to work today or tonight. Oh, and by the way, you have four nurses for this shift, and a full house of patients sick as dog dirt."
5. Because you're a new grad and you want to be a "TEAM PLAYER" like your head nurse told you to be. (That and you have "sucker" stamped on your forehead!)
4. When you go home with your back aching from not having any nursing assistants who work weekends and your feet aching from running your butt off for "emergency procedures" (like the gas pain your patient has had for a week that is suddenly unbearable), you'll know that you really ARE a caregiver.
3. Think of all the computer skills you'll gain from putting in your own orders and ordering supplies from Central Supply because your Unit Secretary got pulled to another unit. (That can go on your resume as...."Know how to operated multiple outdated computer equipment.")
2. You don't have time to adequately chart so you may get to learn how our judicial system works. On the bright side, your handwriting will be so bad that it can say whatever you want it to say!
1. Think of what a GREAT "Learning Experience" this will be. (Translation: You just got shafted!!)
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Black Testicles, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Care Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/bedside.nursing.humor.black.testicles.htm
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The Center of Attention, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.the.center.of.attention.htm
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Top Ten Worst Hospital Visitors, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/worst
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Patient Guidelines And Responsibilities, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/
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Ambulances As Medical Necessities, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ambulances
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The Foley Insertion, Foley Catheter Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/insertion
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Nurse Hell, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Nurse Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/hell
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How Many Nurses Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? Bedside Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/bedside.nursing.humor/how.many.nurses.does.it.take.to.change.a.light.bulb.htm
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Multiple Specimens, Medical Jokes, Doctor & Patient Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.multiple.specimens.htm
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The Ranks of a Hospital, Nursing Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/bedside.nursing.humor/the.ranks.of.the.hospital.htm
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Caffeine Is My Shepherd, Bedside Nursing Humor, Employment Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/caffeine
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Most Commonly Used Phrases By Nurses, Bedside Nursing Humor, Nurse Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/most.commonly.used.phrases.by.nurses.htm
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Monday, February 1, 2010

Wisdom for the Road

http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/road/ Cherish things while you still have them, before they're gone,
and you realize how precious they really are.
Life can only be understood backwards,
but it must be lived forwards.
Everything in life is temporary.
So if things are going good,
enjoy it because it won't last forever.
And if things are going bad,
don't worry because it won't last forever either.
Destiny is not a matter of chance,
it is a matter of choice;
it is not a thing to be waited for,
it is a thing to be achieved.
A journey of a thousand miles
begins with a single step.
Never cross a bridge
without knowing how to swim the tides.
If you could not add years to your life
Add life to your years.
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Ambition, Determination, Persistence, Resiliency
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Angels In Our Lives, Watching Over Us
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Children, Babies, Infants, Kids
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Monday, January 25, 2010

AIDS & HIV Patient, Professional Resources 100125

AIDS & HIV Patient, Professional Resources 100125
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Nurse selected resources for patients, healthcare professionals and doctors on AIDS & HIV, Acquired Immune Deficiency, Immunocompromised Resources.
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Topics include:
Adolescents_Pregnant_Teenagers_Teen_Pregnancy_16
AIDS_HIV_Advocacy_Legal_Services_9
AIDS_HIV_Case Management_12
AIDS_HIV_Chat Groups Discussion_5
AIDS_HIV_Clinical Trials_33
AIDS_HIV_Complications_Sequellae_7
AIDS_HIV_Conspiracy_Theories_1
AIDS_HIV_Drugs_Treatments_50
AIDS_HIV_Nursing_5
AIDS_HIV_Portals_47
AIDS_HIV_Prevention_40
AIDS_HIV_Research_86
AIDS_HIV_Screening_Testing_44
Allergy_and_Immunology_9
Alternative_Medicine_AIDS_HIV_55
Anatomy_Physiology_AIDS_HIV_1
Anemia_Anemias_Anemic_1
Associations_AIDS_HIV_139
Autoimmune_Diseases_AIDS_HIV_9
Birth_Control_Contraception_Contraceptives_Pregnancy_Prevention_9
Cancer_Oncology_AIDS_HIV_9
Cardiac Coronary_2
Cervical_Barriers_Contraceptives_Contraception_3
Children and Pediatrics_8
Children_With_AIDS_HIV_26
Chronic Illnesses_AIDS_HIV_35
Communicable_Diseases_AIDS_HIV__15
Community Health_AIDS_HIV_37
Conception_Pregnancy_Fertility_Family_Planning_Reproductive_Health_12
Conferences_AIDS_HIV_8
Conspiracy_Theories_of_AIDS_HIV_1
Consumer_Resources_AIDS_HIV_18
Continuing_Education_CEUS_15
Contraception_Contraceptives_Pregnancy_Prevention_Birth_Control_11
Contraceptives_Pregnancy_Prevention_Birth_Control_Contraception_11
Cytomegalovirus_CMV_1
Dating_With_AIDS_HIV_16
Diabetes_Diabetics_Diabetic_3
Diet_Nutrition_AIDS_HIV_10
Disabilities_Disabled_Disability_6
Drug_Abuse_AIDS_HIV_17
Drug_Resistance_AIDS_HIV_31
Drugs_and_Medications_AIDS_HIV_31
Emergency_Department_AIDS_HIV_1
Epidemiology_AIDS_HIV_71
Eyes_Vison_Ophthalmology_4
Family_Planning_Reproductive_Health_Conception_Pregnancy_Fertility_15
Fertility_Family_Planning_Reproductive_Health_Conception_Pregnancy_14
Fungus Fungal Yeast Candidiasis Infections_5
Gastrointestinal_4
Gay Lesbian Support_29
Genetic Research_45
Global_Health_Epidemiology_38
Government Agencies_17
Gynecology_Womens_Health_16
Health and Wellness_30
Health Medical Insurance_3
Health News_13
Healthcare Research_62
Hearing Impaired Deaf_1
Hepatitis B_9
Hepatitis_A_B_C_D_Liver_Diseases_7
Herpes_9
Herpes_Genital_Oral_STDS_10
HIV+ Run_5
Homecare Home Health_1
Hospitals Medical Centers_37
Housing Homelessness_4
Human_Sexuality_Sexual_Health_10
Immunizations_Vaccines_Vaccinations_4
Immunodeficiency_35
Infectious Diseases_106
Integumentary Skincare_3
International AIDS HIV_86
Intravenous IV Therapy_7
Journals Magazines_16
Just Diagnosed With AIDS-HIV_New_Diagnosis_6
Kidney Renal Nephrology_8
Laboratory Testing_26
Legal_Services_Assistance_Advocacy_2
Liver_Hepatic_Diseases_Complications_5
Living With Aids_26
Magazines_5
Malaria_Tropical_Diseases_AIDS_HIV_3
Medical Associations_11
Medical Journals_31
Medical Reference_46
Medical Supplies_4
Medication_Resistance_Drug_Resistant_AIDS_HIV_Strains_13
Mens Health_14
Mental Health_3
Microbiology_AIDS_HIV_32
Miscellaneous_88
Mother to Child Aids_14
Mycobacterium_Tuberculosis_TB_Respiratory_Diseases_13
Needlestick Injuries_3
Neurology Neurlogical_3
Nosocomial Infections_3
Nursing Informatics_3
Nursing Resources_4
Nutrition_Dietary_Diet_1
Obstetrics and Gynecology_10
Occupational Health_10
Online Pharmacies_3
Opportunistic_Infections_AIDS_HIV_Tuberculosis_33
Oral Complications_5
Organ Donation Procurment_2
Patient Support_38
Personal Homepages_7
Pharmaceutical Companies_14
Pregnancy_Fertility_Family_Planning_Reproductive_Health_Conception_13
Pregnancy_Prevention_Birth_Control_Contraception_Contraceptives_7
Pregnant_Teenagers_Adolescents_Teen_Pregnancy_12
Prisoners prison_2
Reproductive Health_50
Reproductive_Health_Conception_Pregnancy_Fertility_Family_Planning_19
Respiratory Diseases_18
Respiratory_Pulmonary_Diseases_Mycobacterium_Tuberculosis_TB_15
Retroviruses_Retrovirus_Virology_15
Safe_Safer_Sex_Contraception_AIDS_HIV_57
Sexual_Health_Sexuality_24
Sexuality_Sexual_Health_13
Sexually_Transmitted_Diseases_STDs_Venereal_Disease_53
Social_Health_AIDS_HIV_6
State_Specific_Resources_AIDS_HIV_68
STDs_Venereal_Disease_Sexually_Transmitted_Diseases_35
Teen_Pregnancy_Adolescents_Pregnant_Teenagers_10
Transfusion_Associated_Transmission_Blood_Transfusions_6
Tuberculosis_TB_Mycobacterium_Respiratory_Diseases_16
Vaccination Immunization_4
Vaginal_Thrush_Candida_AIDS_HIV_3
Venereal_Disease_Sexually_Transmitted_Diseases_STDs_AIDS_HIV_36
Viruses_Viral_Research_Virology_AIDS_HIV_35
Women_With_AIDS_HIV_27
Womens_Health_AIDS_HIV_29
Womens_Health_Gynecology_AIDS_HIV_17 |

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Thursday, September 17, 2009

Nightshift, Working Nights, Shift Work

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See Also: Burnout (Nursing), Careers In Nursing, Nursing Jobs
NIght Shift Challenges, Helen V. Calalang-Javier, MSN, RNC, IBCLC, Bellaonline.com:"Working nights is a challenge for most nursing staff especially when one has to work for 4-5 nights in a row. Some nights are easy and some nights are chaotic. The nursing activities at night are slightly different in some areas such as in Mother-Baby Unit because most new mothers are healthy and they need more rest period. However, think about the trauma that comes in the emergency room every night and face non- stop excitement, drama, and stress. Or in the intensive care unit where one has to deal with codes after codes or ventilator intermittently beeping one patient after the other. All these situations can cause physical and emotional stress especially when working on the night shift."
http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art43917.asp
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Operating Room Nurse On The Night Shift, Citytowninfo.com:"I work the night shift, so I'm considered a trauma nurse in the OR. The cases at night aren't scheduled. They are usually emergencies or urgent. We see many different types of surgery at night. Because the cases aren't scheduled, you never know what you will be doing when you come in."
http://www.citytowninfo.com/career-story/registered-nurses/operating-room-nurse-on-the-night-shift
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Night Shift Nurse in a Hospital: Video Series, Ehow.com:"Learn how an overnight nurse prepares for the late shift with expert nursing tips from an experienced night nurse in this free online late shift related video series."
http://www.ehow.com/videos-on_3807_night-shift-nurse-hospital.html
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Night Shift Survival Hints, Emergency Nursing World:"It often seems that some staff are "permanent night people" who always function well; that some are "day people" who are known to "face-plant" on the desk and function poorly at night; and that some rotate satisfactorily but markedly prefer one particular shift."
http://enw.org/NightShift.htm
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Tips for Surviving and Enjoying the Night Shift, Findarticles.com:"Whether you are a new graduate starting night shifts for the first time or an experienced night shift worker, these tips may assist you to improve your night shift experiences. We as night nurses carry a responsibility for the safety of those we care for, therefore part of that care is to look after our own needs in order to meet the needs of our patients; for example, by getting adequate rest and relaxation before we commence night shift."
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qa4138/is_200301/ai_n9325199/
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OCTOBER 23, 2008, Off-shift Nursing, MedscapeNursing:"The other day I had a conversation with a nursing supervisor about the night shift, working from 7 pm to 7 am. Our conversation became somewhat argumentative in the sense that we were both questioning if the quality of care delivered by nurses during the night shift drops significantly. It made me wonder …. I have worked the night shift my entire nursing career. I could never return to the day shift. However, there are some issues that do occur during this shift. More often than not, I see my colleagues come in, plunk themselves down in their chairs by the nursing station and immediately focus on who is taking a break , “when, where, and how long.” At other times electronic documentation begins before even evaluating the patient. How can you assess a patient without ever seeing them? Aren’t you falsifying records or are you simply copying the previous shift’s entries? This worries me…"
http://medscapenursing.blogs.com/medscape_nursing/2008/10/off-shift-nursing.html
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5 Truths About Working Night Shifts, Nurseuncut.com:"One of the joys (NOT!) of being a nurse is working at odd hours just like doctors, call centre employees and the like. Every nurse gets the dreaded graveyard shift."
http://www.nurseuncut.com.au/594a1.page
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Surviving the Night Shift, Nursinglink.com:"Healthcare isn’t a 9-to-5 job. It’s an around-the-clock profession, and working evening or night hours is a way of life for many health professionals. Such shifts can take a physical and emotional toll on workers, experts say, but there are ways to prevent the damage. Here are suggestions for surviving – and even thriving – despite a draining schedule."
http://www.nursinglink.com/careers/articles/6238-surviving-the-night-shift
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What do you do on Night Shift? Nursingvoices.com:"Its the quiet time on the ward. Many nurses do many things during this time, so apart from the odd vital observation how do you spend the time? Do you bring a book and read, spend the whole night charting and finishing the paperwork (includes checking vitals), nip off for a quick sleep, walk around checking on everyone (just to stay awake), ward work (restocking, cleaning, etc), or do does the mayhem just not stop."
http://www.nursingvoices.com/poll-week/740-what-do-you-do-night-shift.html
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Night Shift always late...., Ultimatenurse.com:"For some reason at my current hospital the majority of the night shift nurses are always clocking in late. They take their time getting their work assignments and report from days shift. Now most of on day shift are always early to work. As soon as we walk through the door, night shift is hounding us to give report, even before we are allowed to clock in. Is this a problem isolated to my hospital or is this a problem more systemic?"
http://www.ultimatenurse.com/forum/f12/night-shift-always-late-19810/
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Thursday, September 3, 2009

Texas: No more mandatory overtime for nurses

Sept 2, 2009, Texas:"No more mandatory overtime for nurses:"Hospitals in Texas can no longer require registered nurses and licensed vocational nurses to work mandatory overtime. The law, which went into effect Tuesday, makes Texas the 15th state to prohibit the practice of forcing nurses to work longer than their scheduled shifts. “It's very, very important for patient safety,” said Fernando Losada, state director of the National Nurses Organizing Committee Texas in Austin. The group is part of the California Nurses Association, a union which lobbied legislators for the law." http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/business/sixel/6600043.html
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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk, On The Job Jokes, Employment Humor

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Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk, On The Job Jokes, Employment Humor
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25. “Oh, Man! Come in at 6 in the morning and look what happens!”
24. “This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!”
23. “This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!”
22. “You don’t discriminate against those with Latient Atrophy Zymosis Yeast syndrome, DO YOU?!?”
21. “Gee, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day.”
20. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
19. “Oh, Hi, I was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands.”
18. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.”
17. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper”
16. “I was just meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!”
15. “This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!”
14. “I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance”
13. “I’m doing the “Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan” (SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.”
12. “It worked well for Reagan, didn’t it?”
11. “This is a highly specific Yoga position to relieve work-related stress.”
10. “Just pacing myself for the all-nighter tonight!”
9. “I was working smarter-not harder.”
8. “Auggh! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”
7. “I’m in the management training program.”
6. “The coffee machine is broken….”
5. “Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.”
4. “Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!”
3. “Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!”
2. “It’s okay… I’m still billing the client.”
And the #1 response if found asleep at your desk:
1. “…and I especially thank you for my excellent boss, Amen!”
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The Aspirin And The Job Interview, Medical Jokes, On The Job Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/interview
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Blonde Coffee, Blonde Jokes, On The Job Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/bc
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Christmas Party Blow-Out, Marriage Jokes, Employment Humor:"After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/party
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Common Forms of Office Illness, On The Job Jokes, Medical Humor,
http://www.nursinghumor.com/illnesses
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Differences Between You And The Boss, Employment Jokes, On The Job Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/boss
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Dressing Up, On The Job Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"There was this rich woman who lives in a large mansion. One day she comes upon the butler and says "butler take off my blouse"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dressing
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Funny Signs, On the Job Jokes, Employment Humor:"Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents? Beauty Shop: Dye now!Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/signs
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My Prayer For Today, On The Job, Employment Humor:"Lord help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 7:41:23 am PST God help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of them ARE hypersensitive."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/my
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Policy Making, On The Job Jokes, Employment Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/policy
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Ten "If's" You Need To Know To Get Along At Work, On The Job Jokes, Employment Humor:"1. If it rings, put it on hold. 2. If it clunks, call the repairman." http://www.nursinghumor.com/ifs
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Wrong Answer, On The Job Jokes, Nursing Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/answer
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Sunday, June 14, 2009

It's A Very Simple Operation, Medical Jokes, Operating Room Humor

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It's A Very Simple Operation, Medical Jokes, Operating Room Humor
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A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation.
A nurse stopped him and asked, "What's the matter?"
He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right.'"
"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"
"She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!"
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A Work of Art, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor
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Able To Play? Operating Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."
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He Thinks He's A Surgeon, Medical Jokes, Pearly Gates Humor
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Horrible Mistake, Doctors Jokes, Medical Humor:"There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for a vasectomy was instead given a sex change operation."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/horrible
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Making It Look Easy, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor.
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Nuns Are Not Spinsters, Religious Jokes, Operating Room Humor:"A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/spinsters
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Pre-op Examination, Operating Room, OR Jokes, Medical Humor:"A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She's laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her. The nurse pushes the trolley down the corridor towards the operating theatre, where she leaves the girl on the trolley outside, while she goes in to check whether everything is ready."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/pre
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The Right Size, Medical Jokes, Surgical Humor:"John was successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered at work by terrible headaches."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/size
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Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When Regaining Consciousness, Medical Jokes, Operating Room Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/regaining
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Who Makes the Best Patient?
http://www.nursinghumor.com/best/
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