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Saturday, May 7, 2011

Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor, Laughter/Smile links on: The Nurse Friendly


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    Saturday, April 23, 2011

    Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor "A", A to Z Nursing Links, Alphabetical Nursing

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    A Cure For One Man's Cough, Medical Jokes, Drug & Pharmacy Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/cough/

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    A Cure For One Man's Stuttering:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/cure

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    A Dark and Stormy Night, Parenting Jokes, Childrens Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/stormy

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    A Grandmother's Insomnia, Doctor's Jokes, Pregnancy & Medications Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/insomnia

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    A "Plumbing" Problem. Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/plumbing

    This Link is located on our Medical Jokes, Patient Humor section http://www.nursinghumor.com

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    A Really Serious Mistake, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor:"During the course of being interviewed by the press, the noted famous doctor was asked by a reporter:"
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/mistake

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    A Routine Physical, Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor:"A man goes to a doctor for a routine physical. The nurse starts with the basics. "How much do you weigh?" she asks."
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/physical

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    A Small Prick, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor:"About a week ago I broke my ankle (in three places) and was in the hospital for several days. My first night in the hospital, after having surgery to rejoin my bones with pins and plates and such, I was in a great deal of pain and quite immobile."
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/prick

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    A Woman's Random Thoughts, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/random

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    Able To Play? Operating Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/play

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    Activated Charcoal, Top Ten Uses for, EMS Jokes, Paramedic Humor:"10. Give 50mg PO to your overdose patient and watch them add a new Holstein motif to your truck. 9. Use as dress up makeup for Cinco de Mayo."
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/charcoal

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    The Adopted, Parenting Jokes, Adoption Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/adopted

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    Al's Wedding-related jokes and one-liners:"This marriage jokes list started as just a collection of amusing (to me, at least) odds and ends which would catch my eye from time to time. This collection was born when I decided to focus on marriage/relationship/battle-of-the-sexes items. (You should see the items I left out!) With some creativity, many of the items on these pages could be worked into a wedding reception speech. Using some of them in speeches will require more creativity (or courage) than others. Sensitive souls may find some of the material rather raw."
    http://alsmusic.com/jokes/

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    Ambulances As Medical Necessities, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:"These are all GENUINE replies from patients asked why they needed an ambulance to and from hospital..."
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/ambulances

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    An Apple A Day, Marriage Jokes, Health & Wellness Humor, Heallthy Living Cartoons, Wellness Comics
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/apple/

    Categories: Battle of the Sexes, http://www.nursinghumor.com/battle/
    Cartoons and Comics (Nursing & Medical)http://www.nursinghumor.com/cartoons/
    Divorce Jokes, Ending A Marriage Humor, http://www.nursinghumor.com/divorce
    Geriatrics, Senior Citizen, Nursing Home Humor, http://www.nursinghumor.com/geriatrics
    Growing Old Jokes, http://www.nursinghumor.com/growing/
    Marriage, Matrimony, Wedding, http://www.nursinghumor.com/marriage

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    Anal Deodorant, Pharmacy Jokes, Patient Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/deodorant

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    Answers To Fifth Grade Science Exams, Children's Jokes, Parenting Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/answers

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    Are You Insane? Psychiatric Jokes, Mental Health Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/insane

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    Are You The Manager? Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Bartender Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/manager

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    Assault (The), Law Enforcement Jokes, Police Humor:"One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate.
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/assault

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    Attitude Adjustment, Animal Jokes, Pet Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/attitude

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    Auto Enthusiast, Surgeon Jokes, Medical Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/auto

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    Friday, April 1, 2011

    Who Is The Father, Marriage Jokes, Gallows Humor

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    A man lies on his deathbed surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children.

    Three of the children are tall, good-looking, and athletic; but the fourth and the youngest is an ugly runt.

    "Darling wife," The husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine.

    I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if..."

    The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."

    The man dies, happy.

    The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask me about the other three!"

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    Buying Condoms, Pharmacy Jokes, Infidelity Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/condoms

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    A Woman Thirty Years Younger, Marriage Jokes, Battle of the Sexes Humor:
    http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/marriage.matrimony.wedding.jokes/a.woman.thirty.years.younger.htm

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    Taking Turns, Dental Jokes, Geriatrics Humor:
    http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/dental.humor.dentist.jokes.taking.turns.htm

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    Mating Bulls, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
    http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle.of.the.sexes.mating.bulls.htm

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    Five Kinds of Sex, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor:
    http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/battle.of.the.sexes.five.kinds.of.sex.htm

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    Airplane Ride, Marriage Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
    http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/marriage.matrimony.jokes.airplane.ride.htm

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    Golfing Privileges, Golfing Jokes, Marriage Humor: http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/marriage.matrimony.jokes.golfing.privileges.htm

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    The Witness, Marriage Jokes, Infidelity Humor:
    http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/marriage.matrimony.jokes.the.witness.htm

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    The Good Samaritan, Drinking Jokes, Marriage Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/samaritan

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    Twin Sisters, Being Married, Marriage Jokes, Divorce Humor:
    http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/marriage.matrimony.jokes.twin.sisters.htm

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    Redneck Wedding Night, Marriage Jokes, Redneck Humor:
    http://www.nursefriendly.com/nursing/humor/marriage.matrimony.jokes.redneck.wedding.night.htm

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