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Monday, June 20, 2011

Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Nurse Jokes, Healthcare Humor

10. I love to wear white support hose.

9. I get a kick out of arrogant doctors.

8. It's more challenging than brain surgery.

7. I get free latex gloves.

6. The scrubs are so flattering to my figure.

5. The world doesn't need any more lawyers.

4. I actually like vending machine food.

3. Somebody has to train the residents.

2. I get to spend the holidays with my friends... at work.

1. I always wanted to say, "This won't hurt a bit."

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10 Greatest Novels for Nurses, February 23rd, 2011, Nursingschools.net:"One great way to escape the pressures and stresses of nursing school or work is to read a great novel. These literary works, featuring nurses and health care facilities, will provide you with a much-needed dose of fun and fantasy while reminding you why you chose the profession in the first place. So if you want to re ignite your passion for nursing or just spend a wonderful evening kicking back, check out one of these amazing novels." http://www.nursingschools.net/blog/2011/02/10-greatest-novels-for-nurses/

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Top 10 Qualities of a Great Nurse, NursingLink.com:"Nurses are pretty amazing. Great nurses aren't just compassionate and kind — they have all the medical smarts of a doctor too! Plus, a career as a nurse offers a sense of personal satisfaction that you just can't beat."
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Traits & Qualities That Make Nurses Excellent Entrepreneurs, http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com/qualities
Traveling Nurses, Travel Nursing Agencies, http://www.4travelnursing.com

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Top Ten Most Commonly Used Nursing Phrases:"10. "No, really, I don't mind changing the TV channel for you . . . again."

9. "I'm sorry, it's not THAT kind of Tylenol."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/phrases

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Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Nurse Jokes, Healthcare Humor:"10. I love to wear white support hose. 9. I get a kick out of arrogant doctors."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/went

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Top Ten Dog Pet Peeves With Humans, Pet Jokes, Animal Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humans

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Top Ten Lies Told by Paramedics, EMS Jokes, Paramedic Humor:"1. Its not my fault, he kept moving. 2. This might stick a little."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/lies

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Top Ten Reasons Why God Created Eve, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/created

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Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Top Ten Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/into

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Top Ten Reasons To Date A Nurse! Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:"White scrubs are see through. We asses all areas of the body. Scrubs make for easy access."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/date

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Top Ten Signs of A Bad Hangover, Top Ten Jokes, Drinking/Bar Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/hangover

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Top Ten Signs You Need A New Doctor, Medical Jokes, Top Ten Humor:"- He calls you at two in the morning "just to talk." Instead of rubber surgical gloves he wears oven mitts."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/need

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Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When Regaining Consciousness, Medical Jokes, Operating Room Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/regaining

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Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say, Parenting Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/say

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Top Ten Subtle Differences Between Nursing School and Hell, Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/differences

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Top Ten Reasons To Work An Overtime Shift On The Weekend, Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/weekend

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Top Ten Signs Your Family Might Be Dysfunctional:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dysfunctional

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Top Ten Signs That You Might Be A Frustrated Mom:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/frustrated

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Top Ten Reasons For Becoming An Anesthesiologist, Medical Jokes, Hospital Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/anesthesiologist

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Top Ten Signs You May Be Working For The Wrong Dentist, Top Ten Jokes, Dental Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dentist

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Top Fourteen Things PMS Stands For, Top Ten Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/pms

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Top Signs That You Are Broke, Top Ten Jokes, Signs of The Times Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/broke

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Top Ten Worst Hospital Visitors, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/worst

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Top Ten Ways To Tell You're A New Dad, Top Ten Jokes, Parenting Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dad

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Top Ten Reasons To Become A Nurse
http://www.nursinghumor.com/nurse

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Top Ten Worst Prognostic Signs For A Patient In The Emergency Department
http://www.nursinghumor.com/prognostic

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Top Ten Signs of Burn-Out
http://www.nursinghumor.com/burnout/

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Top 10 Things Only Women Understand, Top Ten Jokes & Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/understand

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Top Ten Fatal Things to say when your wife is pregnant, Labor & Delivery Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/fatal

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The 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/daughter

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Saturday, May 7, 2011

Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor, Laughter/Smile links on: The Nurse Friendly


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    Monday, April 4, 2011

    10 humorous reasons I knew I was a nurse, Scrubsmag.com

    The day you start nursing school your life changed permanently. There is the life ‘before nursing’ and then life as a nurse. Two very different worlds.

    Here are some of the ways I knew my life had changed when I became a nurse.

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    Wednesday, March 23, 2011

    Nurse cartoons -- lost in translation, Scrubsmag.com

    Life as a nurse is sometimes funny. And sometimes it’s so UNfunny that you REALLY REALLY need something funny. So, do you need a laugh? We think the RX is nurse cartoons – the perfect way to poke fun at the lighter side of nursing (yes, there is one!)!

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    Monday, March 21, 2011

    The Top Ten Reasons . . Jokes and Nursing Humor on: The Nursefriendly

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    Top Ten Most Commonly Used Nursing Phrases:"10. "No, really, I don't mind changing the TV channel for you . . . again."

    9. "I'm sorry, it's not THAT kind of Tylenol."
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/phrases

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    Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Nurse Jokes, Healthcare Humor:"10. I love to wear white support hose. 9. I get a kick out of arrogant doctors."
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/went

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    Top Ten Dog Pet Peeves With Humans, Pet Jokes, Animal Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/humans

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    Top Ten Lies Told by Paramedics, EMS Jokes, Paramedic Humor:"1. Its not my fault, he kept moving. 2. This might stick a little."
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/lies

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    Top Ten Reasons Why God Created Eve, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/created

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    Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Top Ten Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/into

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    Top Ten Reasons To Date A Nurse! Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:"White scrubs are see through. We asses all areas of the body. Scrubs make for easy access."
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/date

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    Top Ten Signs of A Bad Hangover, Top Ten Jokes, Drinking/Bar Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/hangover

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    Top Ten Signs You Need A New Doctor, Medical Jokes, Top Ten Humor:"- He calls you at two in the morning "just to talk." Instead of rubber surgical gloves he wears oven mitts."
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/need

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    Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When Regaining Consciousness, Medical Jokes, Operating Room Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/regaining

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    Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say, Parenting Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/say

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    Top Ten Subtle Differences Between Nursing School and Hell, Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/differences

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    Top Ten Reasons To Work An Overtime Shift On The Weekend, Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/weekend

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    Top Ten Signs Your Family Might Be Dysfunctional:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/dysfunctional

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    Top Ten Signs That You Might Be A Frustrated Mom:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/frustrated

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    Top Ten Reasons For Becoming An Anesthesiologist, Medical Jokes, Hospital Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/anesthesiologist

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    Top Ten Signs You May Be Working For The Wrong Dentist, Top Ten Jokes, Dental Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/dentist

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    Top Fourteen Things PMS Stands For, Top Ten Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/pms

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    Top Signs That You Are Broke, Top Ten Jokes, Signs of The Times Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/broke

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    Top Ten Worst Hospital Visitors, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/worst

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    Top Ten Ways To Tell You're A New Dad, Top Ten Jokes, Parenting Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/dad

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    Top Ten Reasons To Become A Nurse
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/nurse

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    Top Ten Worst Prognostic Signs For A Patient In The Emergency Department
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/prognostic

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    Top Ten Signs of Burn-Out
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/burnout/

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    Top 10 Things Only Women Understand, Top Ten Jokes & Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/understand

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    Top Ten Fatal Things to say when your wife is pregnant, Labor & Delivery Jokes
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/fatal

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    The 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/daughter

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    Thursday, March 10, 2011

    6 Things Male Nurses Should Know to Survive - Nursing Link

    How does a man survive in a woman’s world? Here are some down-and-dirty survival tips that every ‘male nurse’ needs to know in order to survive in the wilderness of women.

    Learn the ways of the Venutians

    Men are truly from Mars, and yes Women are from Venus. We live on two different worlds, but we do occupy the same solar system. We speak different languages (spoken and bodily language). Social habits are on opposite ends of the pole. And we of course can’t agree on much other than the fact we are different. But, I guarantee you can all find commonality -which is being a nurse.

    Never, ever, ever under any circumstances be that ‘typical’ man

    OK guys. We have all heard the stereotype stories. Learn to not be THAT guy while at work. Even if you are, or can be, don’t be that guy at work of all places. If you’re not sure look around you? Are you always left high and dry? Little to no teamwork from the team? Always eating your meals alone? (hmm.. You might need to re-evaluate). If all else fails, simply ask a Venutian, they love to tell it like it is.

    Learn to love the color pink (oh.. and candles too)

    I’m not sure why, it just is. Never question, just assimilate – it’s safer that way.

    Emotions are not what they seem

    Crying is a form of trickery. Just because someone smiles and laughs at your jokes, does not mean they like you. When you hear them whispering, be sure to never look them in the eye. On the playground, guys will punch you in the face if they don’t like you, or have a dispute. After the punch, and the dust settles respect is exchanged and then call it even. In the wilderness women will find a way to extend their torture and mayhem over months at a time, redirecting their havoc to everything that affects you and then never fully admit their angst. Be careful, be very careful.

    Being invisible is a good thing

    Hypothetically speaking of course. When you become invisible, you are no longer viewed as the ‘male nurse’ or the ‘guy’ they work with. Now you’re just a fellow co-worker, or colleague. Camouflage is your best defense.

    Always put the toilet seat down!

    In most cases you are usually one of the few men working that shift, so when the seat is left up, the blame game gets REAL easy. Oh yeah, and if you fail to even move the seat during your ‘visit’, you better leave things in the same condition you found them. (Do I really need to explain the dribble effect??) Don’t ever let an angry wet-bottomed women corner you – you will not survive.

    Disclaimer: Yes, once again this is all in fun. Anyone who is a ‘male nurse’ or works with them can take some humor from this post. In the end we are all part of the same awesome team. Gender is never an issue, until you make it an issue. All in fun…

    Next: The Role of Men in Nursing Today >>

    More on ScrubsMag.com:

    In Myths & Misconceptions: Male Nurse Introductory Course 101
    In Mind & Mood: Gift Ideas for the Nurse
    In Nursing Blog: The Safest and Healthiest Ways to Vent at Work


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    Saturday, February 26, 2011

    10 ways you know there's a male nurse on the unit, Scrubsmag.com

    So, how can you tell when there’s a male nurse in the house?

    10. The Hoyer lift is thought of as the backup option.

    9. Someone at the nurses’ station isn’t wearing a print top.

    8. You no longer call Dr. Strong at the first sign of need.

    7. You find yourself with a box of gigantic gloves and wonder where the smaller ones went.

    6. Conversations based on sports have somehow infiltrated the unit.

    5. Somebody left a burger and fries on the table, where you struggle to convince yourself a salad is fulfilling.

    4. Patient assignments are frequently changed after you have taken report and made your first round.

    3. A patient keeps calling your co-worker “Doctor” regardless of how many times she is corrected.

    2. This complaint becomes familiar: “There are no XL gloves here and they were ordered just for me.”

    1. Someone left the toilet seat up in the nurses’ lounge restroom.

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    Saturday, February 19, 2011

    Nurses’ funny hospital chart bloopers, ScrubsMag.com

    Back by popular demand! We’ve been running some articles featuring charting disasters (goofy chart bloopers and crazy chart bloopers) lately and must admit…some seemed too wild to be true.

    So then we asked our readers: Do you have any good ones to share?

    Well, these all-new funny hospital chart bloopers were submitted by you, so they must be real!


    1. “A 24-year-old woman oriented to person, space and time.”
    —submitted by Liz R.

    2. “Pt alive but hope to remedy situation by AM.”
    —submitted by Michelle Steinbach, RN, critical care nurse for 14 years

    3. “Alert and organized x3”
    —submitted by Evelyn Kathleen

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    Sunday, November 28, 2010

    You know you’re a CNA when…

    How do you know you’re a CNA?

    See if you recognize yourself in the following tongue-in-cheek list, compiled by a former CNA who’s been there, done that.


    1. You never leave home without your back brace and gait belt.
    2. You change more linens than a hotel maid.
    3. You have at least 20 sets of adoptive grandparents.
    4. You keep up with the number of BMs your family has.
    5. The beds in your home are made with “hospital corners.”
    6. You can easily feed three or more people at one time.
    7. You don’t get grossed out by what you find in adult briefs.
    8. You can find 101+ uses for towels, sheets and pillowcases.
    9. When your spouse holds your hand, you catch yourself doing range-of-motion exercises.
    10. You tell your spouse that he/she is facing the wrong way at the wrong time in bed.

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