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Monday, March 21, 2011

The Top Ten Reasons . . Jokes and Nursing Humor on: The Nursefriendly

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Top Ten Most Commonly Used Nursing Phrases:"10. "No, really, I don't mind changing the TV channel for you . . . again."
9. "I'm sorry, it's not THAT kind of Tylenol."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/phrases
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Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Nurse Jokes, Healthcare Humor:"10. I love to wear white support hose. 9. I get a kick out of arrogant doctors."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/went
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Top Ten Dog Pet Peeves With Humans, Pet Jokes, Animal Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humans
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Top Ten Lies Told by Paramedics, EMS Jokes, Paramedic Humor:"1. Its not my fault, he kept moving. 2. This might stick a little."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/lies
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Top Ten Reasons Why God Created Eve, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/created
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Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Top Ten Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/into
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Top Ten Reasons To Date A Nurse! Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:"White scrubs are see through. We asses all areas of the body. Scrubs make for easy access."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/date
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Top Ten Signs of A Bad Hangover, Top Ten Jokes, Drinking/Bar Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/hangover
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Top Ten Signs You Need A New Doctor, Medical Jokes, Top Ten Humor:"- He calls you at two in the morning "just to talk." Instead of rubber surgical gloves he wears oven mitts."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/need
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Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When Regaining Consciousness, Medical Jokes, Operating Room Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/regaining
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Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say, Parenting Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/say
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Top Ten Subtle Differences Between Nursing School and Hell, Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/differences
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Top Ten Reasons To Work An Overtime Shift On The Weekend, Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/weekend
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Top Ten Signs Your Family Might Be Dysfunctional:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dysfunctional
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Top Ten Signs That You Might Be A Frustrated Mom:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/frustrated
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Top Ten Reasons For Becoming An Anesthesiologist, Medical Jokes, Hospital Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/anesthesiologist
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Top Ten Signs You May Be Working For The Wrong Dentist, Top Ten Jokes, Dental Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dentist
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Top Fourteen Things PMS Stands For, Top Ten Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/pms
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Top Signs That You Are Broke, Top Ten Jokes, Signs of The Times Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/broke
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Top Ten Worst Hospital Visitors, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/worst
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Top Ten Ways To Tell You're A New Dad, Top Ten Jokes, Parenting Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dad
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Top Ten Reasons To Become A Nurse
http://www.nursinghumor.com/nurse
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Top Ten Worst Prognostic Signs For A Patient In The Emergency Department
http://www.nursinghumor.com/prognostic
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Top Ten Signs of Burn-Out
http://www.nursinghumor.com/burnout/
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Top 10 Things Only Women Understand, Top Ten Jokes & Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/understand
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Top Ten Fatal Things to say when your wife is pregnant, Labor & Delivery Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/fatal
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The 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/daughter
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Created on August 5, 1999

Last updated by Andrew Lopez, RN on Monday, January 25, 2010

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Saturday, February 19, 2011

Nurses’ funny hospital chart bloopers, ScrubsMag.com

Back by popular demand! We’ve been running some articles featuring charting disasters (goofy chart bloopers and crazy chart bloopers) lately and must admit…some seemed too wild to be true.

So then we asked our readers: Do you have any good ones to share?

Well, these all-new funny hospital chart bloopers were submitted by you, so they must be real!

1. “A 24-year-old woman oriented to person, space and time.”
—submitted by Liz R.

2. “Pt alive but hope to remedy situation by AM.”
—submitted by Michelle Steinbach, RN, critical care nurse for 14 years

3. “Alert and organized x3”
—submitted by Evelyn Kathleen

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Friday, February 18, 2011

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007

McCann's "Physicians On Scene" Rules, Emergency Medical Technician (EMT, EMS) Jokes, Paramedic Humor

http://www.nursinghumor.com/mcanns

Assume all physicians on scene are proctologists until proven otherwise.

In light of rule No.1, never, ever turn your back on a physician on a scene.

Approximately 98% of physicians volunteering assistance are intoxicated, don't really want to volunteer in the first place, but are afraid of looking bad in front of their spouses and friends, who naturally expect them to offer assistance.

In light of rule No.3, invite them to help in some harmless but important-seeming activity. Run an ECG strip and ask them to "interpret" it, or hand them a spare stethoscope and ask them to "assess breath sounds ". Give them a face-saving way out.

If the physician is really starting to annoy you or interferes with treatment protocols, advise him/her that they must accompany the patient to the receiving hospital, in the ambulance. Allow them to advise their family and friends to which hospital the ambulance is going to. Then enroute (code 3 ) (10-30) change your destination.

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More Paramedic, First Responder, Ambulance Humor, http://www.nursinghumor.com/paramedic

The 10 (+) Rules Of EMS, First Responder Jokes, Paramedic Humor:"1. Skin signs tell all. 2. Sick people don't bitch. 3. Air goes in and out, blood goes round and round, any variation on this is a bad thing."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ems

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Top Ten Lies Told by Paramedics, EMS Jokes, Paramedic Humor:"1. Its not my fault, he kept moving. 2. This might stick a little."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/lies

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Top Ten Uses for Activated Charcoal, EMS Jokes, Paramedic Humor:"10. Give 50mg PO to your overdose patient and watch them add a new Holstein motif to your truck. 9. Use as dress up makeup for Cinco de Mayo."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/charcoal

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Wishing For Smarts, Nursing Jokes, EMS Humor:"Three nurses are walking along the beach when they find an old lamp. One of the nurses rubs the lamp and out pops a genie! "For freeing me, I'll give each of you one wish," announces the genie."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/smarts

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Sunday, March 11, 2007

Differences Between You And The Boss, Employment Jokes, On The Job Humor

Differences Between You And The Boss, Employment Jokes, On The Job Humor http://www.nursinghumor.com/boss

When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
When you take a stand, you're being bullheaded.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being cooperative.
When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.
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More Employment Jokes, On The Job Humor, http://www.nursinghumor.com/employment
Ten "If's" You Need To Know To Get Along At Work, On The Job Jokes, Employment Humor:"1. If it rings, put it on hold. 2. If it clunks, call the repairman." http://www.nursinghumor.com/ifs

Dressing Up, On The Job Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"There was this rich woman who lives in a large mansion. One day she comes upon the butler and says "butler take off my blouse"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dressing

Funny Signs, On the Job Jokes, Employment Humor:"Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents? Beauty Shop: Dye now!Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/signs

The Aspirin And The Job Interview, Medical Jokes, On The Job Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.jokes.humor.the.aspirin.and.the.interview.htm

Blonde Coffee, Blonde Jokes, On The Job Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/blonde.jokes.coffee.htm

Christmas Party Blow-Out, Marriage Jokes, Employment Humor:"After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/party

Common Forms of Office Illness, On The Job Jokes, Medical Humor,
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-on-the-job-jokes-medical-humor-common-office-illnesses.html

Dressing Up, On The Job Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"There was this rich woman who lives in a large mansion. One day she comes upon the butler and says "butler take off my blouse"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dressing

My Prayer For Today, On The Job, Employment Humor:"Lord help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 7:41:23 am PST God help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of them ARE hypersensitive."
http://www.lopez1.com/lopez/inspiration/prayers/my_prayer.htm

Policy Making, On The Job Jokes, Employment Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/on.the.job.employment.policymaking.htm

Wrong Answer, On The Job Jokes, Nursing Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/on.the.job.employment.wrong.answer.htm

Jokes about the professions of the twenty-first century:"Applicants Labor Relations Programmers Mathematicians Physicists Chemists Engineers Technicians Computers' support staff Internet service providers Psychologists and Psychiatrists Social Workers Doctors Dentists Nurses Biologists Pharmacists Lawyers Judges Accountants Tax Advisors and Tax Auditors Economists Statisticians Actuaries Managers Consultants Insurance Agents Salespeople Advertisers Merchants Publishers Journalists Bankers Stockbrokers Philosophers Musicians Artists Teachers Linguists Pilots and Stewards Tourists Guides Zookeepers Hoteliers Waiters Bartenders Post Office Workers Policemen Firefighters Farmers Everyone else."
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm

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Monday, March 21, 2011

The Top Ten Reasons . . Jokes and Nursing Humor on: The Nursefriendly

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Saturday, February 19, 2011

Nurses’ funny hospital chart bloopers, ScrubsMag.com

Friday, February 18, 2011

Medtees - T-Shirts that Empower Patients With Illnesses

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

McCann's "Physicians On Scene" Rules, Emergency Medical Technician (EMT, EMS) Jokes, Paramedic Humor

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Differences Between You And The Boss, Employment Jokes, On The Job Humor

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