Showing posts with label nurse humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nurse humor. Show all posts

Monday, June 20, 2011

Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Nurse Jokes, Healthcare Humor

10. I love to wear white support hose.

9. I get a kick out of arrogant doctors.

8. It's more challenging than brain surgery.

7. I get free latex gloves.

6. The scrubs are so flattering to my figure.

5. The world doesn't need any more lawyers.

4. I actually like vending machine food.

3. Somebody has to train the residents.

2. I get to spend the holidays with my friends... at work.

1. I always wanted to say, "This won't hurt a bit."

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New!
10 Greatest Novels for Nurses, February 23rd, 2011, Nursingschools.net:"One great way to escape the pressures and stresses of nursing school or work is to read a great novel. These literary works, featuring nurses and health care facilities, will provide you with a much-needed dose of fun and fantasy while reminding you why you chose the profession in the first place. So if you want to re ignite your passion for nursing or just spend a wonderful evening kicking back, check out one of these amazing novels." http://www.nursingschools.net/blog/2011/02/10-greatest-novels-for-nurses/

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Top 10 Qualities of a Great Nurse, NursingLink.com:"Nurses are pretty amazing. Great nurses aren't just compassionate and kind — they have all the medical smarts of a doctor too! Plus, a career as a nurse offers a sense of personal satisfaction that you just can't beat."
http://nursinglink.monster.com/careers/articles/5019-top-10-qualities-of-a-gr...

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Top Ten Most Commonly Used Nursing Phrases:"10. "No, really, I don't mind changing the TV channel for you . . . again."

9. "I'm sorry, it's not THAT kind of Tylenol."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/phrases

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Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Nurse Jokes, Healthcare Humor:"10. I love to wear white support hose. 9. I get a kick out of arrogant doctors."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/went

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Top Ten Dog Pet Peeves With Humans, Pet Jokes, Animal Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humans

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Top Ten Lies Told by Paramedics, EMS Jokes, Paramedic Humor:"1. Its not my fault, he kept moving. 2. This might stick a little."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/lies

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Top Ten Reasons Why God Created Eve, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/created

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Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Top Ten Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/into

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Top Ten Reasons To Date A Nurse! Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:"White scrubs are see through. We asses all areas of the body. Scrubs make for easy access."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/date

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Top Ten Signs of A Bad Hangover, Top Ten Jokes, Drinking/Bar Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/hangover

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Top Ten Signs You Need A New Doctor, Medical Jokes, Top Ten Humor:"- He calls you at two in the morning "just to talk." Instead of rubber surgical gloves he wears oven mitts."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/need

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Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When Regaining Consciousness, Medical Jokes, Operating Room Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/regaining

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Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say, Parenting Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/say

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Top Ten Subtle Differences Between Nursing School and Hell, Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/differences

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Top Ten Reasons To Work An Overtime Shift On The Weekend, Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/weekend

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Top Ten Signs Your Family Might Be Dysfunctional:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dysfunctional

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Top Ten Signs That You Might Be A Frustrated Mom:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/frustrated

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Top Ten Reasons For Becoming An Anesthesiologist, Medical Jokes, Hospital Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/anesthesiologist

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Top Ten Signs You May Be Working For The Wrong Dentist, Top Ten Jokes, Dental Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dentist

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Top Fourteen Things PMS Stands For, Top Ten Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/pms

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Top Signs That You Are Broke, Top Ten Jokes, Signs of The Times Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/broke

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Top Ten Worst Hospital Visitors, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/worst

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Top Ten Ways To Tell You're A New Dad, Top Ten Jokes, Parenting Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dad

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Top Ten Reasons To Become A Nurse
http://www.nursinghumor.com/nurse

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Top Ten Worst Prognostic Signs For A Patient In The Emergency Department
http://www.nursinghumor.com/prognostic

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Top Ten Signs of Burn-Out
http://www.nursinghumor.com/burnout/

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Top 10 Things Only Women Understand, Top Ten Jokes & Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/understand

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Top Ten Fatal Things to say when your wife is pregnant, Labor & Delivery Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/fatal

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The 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/daughter

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Saturday, February 19, 2011

Nurses’ funny hospital chart bloopers, ScrubsMag.com

Back by popular demand! We’ve been running some articles featuring charting disasters (goofy chart bloopers and crazy chart bloopers) lately and must admit…some seemed too wild to be true.

So then we asked our readers: Do you have any good ones to share?

Well, these all-new funny hospital chart bloopers were submitted by you, so they must be real!


1. “A 24-year-old woman oriented to person, space and time.”
—submitted by Liz R.

2. “Pt alive but hope to remedy situation by AM.”
—submitted by Michelle Steinbach, RN, critical care nurse for 14 years

3. “Alert and organized x3”
—submitted by Evelyn Kathleen

Click on the "via" link to read the rest of the article.

See also: http://www.nursinghumor.com

Any questions, please drop me a line.

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Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Firm Advice, Psychiatric Jokes, Marriage Humor

Firm Advice, Psychiatric Jokes, Marriage Humor:"A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself.
"You don't have to let your wife bully you," he said.
"Go home and show her you're the boss."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/psychiatric.jokes.mental.health/firm.advice.htm

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See also: Mental Health Articles, Mental Health Law, Mental Health, Psychiatric Associations, Direct Psychiatric Patient Care, Psychiatric Nurses

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Are You Insane? Psychiatric Jokes, Mental Health Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/insane

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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/carols

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Concerned Mother, Psychiatric Jokes, Prescription Drug Humor:"The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/concerned

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Firm Advice, Psychiatric Jokes, Marriage Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/advice

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Going Blind, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:"Jon and Dave were in a mental institution. This place had an annual contest, picking two of the best patients and giving them two questions. If they got them correct, they're deemed cured and free to go."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/psych

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Hung Up To Dry, Mental Health Jokes, Psychiatric Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dry

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Listening Tips, Mental Health Jokes, Psychiatric Humor:"Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psychologist looks old, worried and withered."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/listening

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Most Difficult Psych Case, Psychiatric Jokes, Patient Humor:"Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over dinner, one asked the other, "So, tell me, what was your most difficult case?"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/case

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Obsessions, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:"A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. You all have obsessions," he observed."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/obsessions

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Psychiatric Hotline, Mental Health Humor, Psychiatric Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/hotline

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Working In The Dark, Psychiatric Jokes, Medical Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dark

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