Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor, Laughter/Smile links on: The Nurse Friendly


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    Wednesday, March 23, 2011

    Nurse cartoons -- lost in translation, Scrubsmag.com

    Life as a nurse is sometimes funny. And sometimes it’s so UNfunny that you REALLY REALLY need something funny. So, do you need a laugh? We think the RX is nurse cartoons – the perfect way to poke fun at the lighter side of nursing (yes, there is one!)!

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    Monday, March 21, 2011

    The Top Ten Reasons . . Jokes and Nursing Humor on: The Nursefriendly

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    Top Ten Most Commonly Used Nursing Phrases:"10. "No, really, I don't mind changing the TV channel for you . . . again."

    9. "I'm sorry, it's not THAT kind of Tylenol."
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/phrases

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    Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Nurse Jokes, Healthcare Humor:"10. I love to wear white support hose. 9. I get a kick out of arrogant doctors."
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/went

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    Top Ten Dog Pet Peeves With Humans, Pet Jokes, Animal Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/humans

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    Top Ten Lies Told by Paramedics, EMS Jokes, Paramedic Humor:"1. Its not my fault, he kept moving. 2. This might stick a little."
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/lies

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    Top Ten Reasons Why God Created Eve, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/created

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    Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Top Ten Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/into

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    Top Ten Reasons To Date A Nurse! Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:"White scrubs are see through. We asses all areas of the body. Scrubs make for easy access."
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/date

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    Top Ten Signs of A Bad Hangover, Top Ten Jokes, Drinking/Bar Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/hangover

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    Top Ten Signs You Need A New Doctor, Medical Jokes, Top Ten Humor:"- He calls you at two in the morning "just to talk." Instead of rubber surgical gloves he wears oven mitts."
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/need

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    Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When Regaining Consciousness, Medical Jokes, Operating Room Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/regaining

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    Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say, Parenting Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/say

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    Top Ten Subtle Differences Between Nursing School and Hell, Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/differences

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    Top Ten Reasons To Work An Overtime Shift On The Weekend, Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/weekend

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    Top Ten Signs Your Family Might Be Dysfunctional:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/dysfunctional

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    Top Ten Signs That You Might Be A Frustrated Mom:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/frustrated

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    Top Ten Reasons For Becoming An Anesthesiologist, Medical Jokes, Hospital Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/anesthesiologist

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    Top Ten Signs You May Be Working For The Wrong Dentist, Top Ten Jokes, Dental Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/dentist

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    Top Fourteen Things PMS Stands For, Top Ten Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/pms

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    Top Signs That You Are Broke, Top Ten Jokes, Signs of The Times Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/broke

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    Top Ten Worst Hospital Visitors, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/worst

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    Top Ten Ways To Tell You're A New Dad, Top Ten Jokes, Parenting Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/dad

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    Top Ten Reasons To Become A Nurse
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/nurse

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    Top Ten Worst Prognostic Signs For A Patient In The Emergency Department
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/prognostic

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    Top Ten Signs of Burn-Out
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/burnout/

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    Top 10 Things Only Women Understand, Top Ten Jokes & Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/understand

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    Top Ten Fatal Things to say when your wife is pregnant, Labor & Delivery Jokes
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/fatal

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    The 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/daughter

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    Last updated by Andrew Lopez, RN on Monday, January 25, 2010


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    Thursday, March 17, 2011

    Brand New Hat, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Geriatrics Humor

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    There was a little old lady standing at a corner. She had both hands holding her hat on while the wind blew her dress up around her waist.

    A dignified southern gentleman came up and said, "Ma'am, you should be ashamed of yourself, letting your skirt blow around, being indecent, while both hands hold your hat."

    She said, "Look mister, everything down there is seventy years old; this hat is brand new!"

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    A Woman's Random Thoughts, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/random

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    New Secretary, Doctor's Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"Dr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open."
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/secretary

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    Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/rules

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    Ultimate Fantasy! Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/fantasy

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    Dogs Vs Men, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
    http://nursinghumor.com/dogs

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    Home Repairs, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/repairs

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    Why Cats Are Better Than Men, Battles of The Sexes Jokes, Cat-Pet Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/better

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    25 Year Old Breasts, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/25

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    Top Ten Reasons Why God Created Eve, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/eve

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    17 Ways To Be A WOMAN.... From A Somewhat Bitter Man, Battle of The Sexes:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/17

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    The Perfect Man, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/perfect

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    Name Calling, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/calling

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    A Real Lady, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Infidelity Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/lady

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    A Woman Thirty Years Younger, Marriage Jokes, Battle of the Sexes Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/younger

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    Mating Bulls, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/bulls

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    Five Kinds of Sex, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/five

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    Men Are Like . . ., Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/like

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    Following Orders, Battle of the Sexes Jokes, Gallows Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/following

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    Top Fourteen Things PMS Stands For, Top Ten Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/pms

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    The Escapee, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/escapee

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    Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/pumpkins

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    The Blind Date, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Geriatrics Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/blind

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    The New Girlfriend, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/girlfriend

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    Pros of Being A Woman, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/pros

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    If You Love It, Set It Free, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/free

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    A Divorced Woman's Perfect Breakfast, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Divorce Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/breakfast

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    How To Impress, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/impress

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    Great Female Comebacks, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/comebacks

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    His and Her Road Trip, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/battle/

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    Generation Gap, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Parenting Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/gap

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    And You Wonder "Why" It Didn't Last, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Divorce Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/wonder

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    Because I'm A Guy, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/because

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    The Gentleman On The Bus, Battle of The Sexes Jokes & Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/gentleman

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    If Men Got Pregnant, Battle Of The Sexes Jokes, Pregnancy Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/if

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    A Man, His Wife, and The Cop, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/cop

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    If Men Wrote The Rules, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/wrote

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    What Women Know About Men, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/know

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    All Wives Are Alike, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/alike

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    A Woman Thirty Years Younger, Marriage Jokes, Battle of the Sexes Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/younger

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    Radar, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/radar

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    Definitely Warm, Battle of the Sexes Jokes, Relationship Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/warm

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    Suspicions, Battle of the Sexes Jokes, Marriage Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/suspicions

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    I Just Want You To Hold Me Tonight
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/me

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    A Dictionary of Dating
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/dating

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    Translating Men, What They Say & What They Really Mean:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/translating

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    I am glad I am a man, I am glad I am a woman:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/glad

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    Male Bashing:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/bashing

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    Two Gifts For Adam & Eve, Battle of The Sexes, Nursing & Medical Jokes & Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/gifts

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    Why Men Can't Win
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/win

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    Why We Appreciate Men, A Woman's Perspective http://www.nursinghumor.com/appreciate

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    Viagra Funnies
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/drugs.medications/viagra.jokes.humor.htm

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