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Monday, June 20, 2011

Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Nurse Jokes, Healthcare Humor

10. I love to wear white support hose.

9. I get a kick out of arrogant doctors.

8. It's more challenging than brain surgery.

7. I get free latex gloves.

6. The scrubs are so flattering to my figure.

5. The world doesn't need any more lawyers.

4. I actually like vending machine food.

3. Somebody has to train the residents.

2. I get to spend the holidays with my friends... at work.

1. I always wanted to say, "This won't hurt a bit."

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10 Greatest Novels for Nurses, February 23rd, 2011, Nursingschools.net:"One great way to escape the pressures and stresses of nursing school or work is to read a great novel. These literary works, featuring nurses and health care facilities, will provide you with a much-needed dose of fun and fantasy while reminding you why you chose the profession in the first place. So if you want to re ignite your passion for nursing or just spend a wonderful evening kicking back, check out one of these amazing novels." http://www.nursingschools.net/blog/2011/02/10-greatest-novels-for-nurses/

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Top 10 Qualities of a Great Nurse, NursingLink.com:"Nurses are pretty amazing. Great nurses aren't just compassionate and kind — they have all the medical smarts of a doctor too! Plus, a career as a nurse offers a sense of personal satisfaction that you just can't beat."
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Top Ten Most Commonly Used Nursing Phrases:"10. "No, really, I don't mind changing the TV channel for you . . . again."

9. "I'm sorry, it's not THAT kind of Tylenol."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/phrases

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Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Nurse Jokes, Healthcare Humor:"10. I love to wear white support hose. 9. I get a kick out of arrogant doctors."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/went

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Top Ten Dog Pet Peeves With Humans, Pet Jokes, Animal Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humans

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Top Ten Lies Told by Paramedics, EMS Jokes, Paramedic Humor:"1. Its not my fault, he kept moving. 2. This might stick a little."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/lies

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Top Ten Reasons Why God Created Eve, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/created

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Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Top Ten Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/into

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Top Ten Reasons To Date A Nurse! Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:"White scrubs are see through. We asses all areas of the body. Scrubs make for easy access."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/date

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Top Ten Signs of A Bad Hangover, Top Ten Jokes, Drinking/Bar Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/hangover

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Top Ten Signs You Need A New Doctor, Medical Jokes, Top Ten Humor:"- He calls you at two in the morning "just to talk." Instead of rubber surgical gloves he wears oven mitts."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/need

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Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When Regaining Consciousness, Medical Jokes, Operating Room Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/regaining

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Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say, Parenting Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/say

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Top Ten Subtle Differences Between Nursing School and Hell, Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/differences

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Top Ten Reasons To Work An Overtime Shift On The Weekend, Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/weekend

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Top Ten Signs Your Family Might Be Dysfunctional:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dysfunctional

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Top Ten Signs That You Might Be A Frustrated Mom:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/frustrated

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Top Ten Reasons For Becoming An Anesthesiologist, Medical Jokes, Hospital Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/anesthesiologist

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Top Ten Signs You May Be Working For The Wrong Dentist, Top Ten Jokes, Dental Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dentist

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Top Fourteen Things PMS Stands For, Top Ten Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/pms

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Top Signs That You Are Broke, Top Ten Jokes, Signs of The Times Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/broke

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Top Ten Worst Hospital Visitors, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/worst

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Top Ten Ways To Tell You're A New Dad, Top Ten Jokes, Parenting Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dad

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Top Ten Reasons To Become A Nurse
http://www.nursinghumor.com/nurse

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Top Ten Worst Prognostic Signs For A Patient In The Emergency Department
http://www.nursinghumor.com/prognostic

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Top Ten Signs of Burn-Out
http://www.nursinghumor.com/burnout/

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Top 10 Things Only Women Understand, Top Ten Jokes & Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/understand

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Top Ten Fatal Things to say when your wife is pregnant, Labor & Delivery Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/fatal

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The 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/daughter

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Saturday, May 7, 2011

Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor, Laughter/Smile links on: The Nurse Friendly


  • Find Funny Nursing (Bedside Nursing, Medical, more like this . .) Jokes & Humor By Category

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    Wednesday, May 4, 2011

    Having Your First, Second, Third Child, Parenting Jokes, Motherhood Humor, 4Nursing.com, Nursing & Healthcare Resources

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    Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here are some of the ways having a second and third child differs from having your first:

    Your Clothes


    1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.
    2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
    3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.

    The Baby's Name

    1st baby: You pour over baby-name books and practice pronouncing and writing combinations of all your favorites.
    2nd baby: Someone has to name his or her kid after your great-aunt Mavis, right? It might as well be you.
    3rd baby: You open a name book, close your eyes, and see where your finger points.

    Preparing for the Birth

    1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
    2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.
    3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your 8th month.

    The Layette

    1st baby: You pre-wash your newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
    2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
    3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?

    Worries

    1st baby: At the first sign of distress--a whimper, a frown--you pick up the baby.
    2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.
    3rd baby: You teach your 3-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.

    Pacifier

    1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home and wash and boil it.
    2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle.
    3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.

    Sleeping

    1st baby: Sleeps in your bedroom for the first six - eight weeks
    2nd baby: Sleeps in your bedroom for the first two weeks
    3rd baby: Goes right from the hospital nursery into their own room

    Baby Book

    1st baby: You religiously make entries every day, carefully noting the number of spit-ups and bowel movements for the first year
    2nd baby: You enter a few facts each week but stop after 6 months
    3rd baby: You buy the book but enter the child's name, birth weight, and length on the first page

    Diapering

    1st baby: You change your baby's diapers every hour, whether they need it or not.
    2nd baby: You change their diaper every 2 to 3 hours, if needed.
    3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.

    Activities

    1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.
    2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
    3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.

    Going Out

    1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home 5 times.
    2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.
    3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.

    At Home

    1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
    2nd baby: You spend a bit of every day watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
    3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.

    Swallowing a coin

    1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and demand x-rays.
    2nd child: When 2nd child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for coin to pass.
    3rd child: When 3rd child swallows a coin you deduct it from his allowance!!

    Pass this on to everyone you know who has children...or everyone who KNOWS someone who has had children... (the older the mother, the funnier this is!)

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    Where Did It Go? Parenting Jokes, Children's Humor:
    http://www.4nursing.com/humor-parents-parenting-children-where-did-it-go.html

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    Top Ten Signs That You Might Be A Frustrated Mom:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/frustrated

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    Just Like Mom, Parenting Jokes, Relationship Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/parenting.parents.jokes.about.children.the.patient.mother.htm

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    The Patient Mother, Parenting Jokes, Kids Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/parenting.parents.jokes.about.children.the.patient.mother.htm

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    Special Occasions, Parenting Jokes, Children's Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/parenting.parents.jokes.about.children.special.occasions.htm

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    Coming Prepared, Pharmacist Jokes, Parenting Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/prepared

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    Answers To Fifth Grade Science Exams, Children's Jokes, Parenting Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/answers

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    Little Johnny Does Math, Childrens Jokes, Parenting Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/parents.parenting.jokes.about.children.kids.little.johnny.does.math.htm

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    A Grandmother's Insomnia, Doctor's Jokes, Pregnancy & Medications Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/insomnia

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    The Adopted, Parenting Jokes, Adoption Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/adopted

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    Generation Gap, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Parenting Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/parenting.parents.jokes.generation.gap.htm

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    Mom's Dictionary, Kids Jokes, Parenting Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/parenting.parents.jokes.moms.dictionary.htm

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    Property Laws According To Kids, Childrens Jokes, Parenting Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/parenting.parents.childrens.jokes.property.laws.according.to.kids.htm

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    Things My Mother Taught Me, Parenting Jokes, Motherhood Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/parenting.parents.jokes.things.my.mother.taught.me.htm

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    You Might Be A Mom If . . ., Parenting Jokes, Motherhood Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/mom

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    Saturday, April 23, 2011

    Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor "A", A to Z Nursing Links, Alphabetical Nursing

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    A Cure For One Man's Cough, Medical Jokes, Drug & Pharmacy Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/cough/

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    A Cure For One Man's Stuttering:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/cure

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    A Dark and Stormy Night, Parenting Jokes, Childrens Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/stormy

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    A Grandmother's Insomnia, Doctor's Jokes, Pregnancy & Medications Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/insomnia

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    A "Plumbing" Problem. Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/plumbing

    This Link is located on our Medical Jokes, Patient Humor section http://www.nursinghumor.com

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    A Really Serious Mistake, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor:"During the course of being interviewed by the press, the noted famous doctor was asked by a reporter:"
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/mistake

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    A Routine Physical, Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor:"A man goes to a doctor for a routine physical. The nurse starts with the basics. "How much do you weigh?" she asks."
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/physical

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    A Small Prick, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor:"About a week ago I broke my ankle (in three places) and was in the hospital for several days. My first night in the hospital, after having surgery to rejoin my bones with pins and plates and such, I was in a great deal of pain and quite immobile."
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/prick

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    A Woman's Random Thoughts, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/random

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    Able To Play? Operating Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/play

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    Activated Charcoal, Top Ten Uses for, EMS Jokes, Paramedic Humor:"10. Give 50mg PO to your overdose patient and watch them add a new Holstein motif to your truck. 9. Use as dress up makeup for Cinco de Mayo."
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/charcoal

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    The Adopted, Parenting Jokes, Adoption Humor
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/adopted

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    Al's Wedding-related jokes and one-liners:"This marriage jokes list started as just a collection of amusing (to me, at least) odds and ends which would catch my eye from time to time. This collection was born when I decided to focus on marriage/relationship/battle-of-the-sexes items. (You should see the items I left out!) With some creativity, many of the items on these pages could be worked into a wedding reception speech. Using some of them in speeches will require more creativity (or courage) than others. Sensitive souls may find some of the material rather raw."
    http://alsmusic.com/jokes/

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    Ambulances As Medical Necessities, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:"These are all GENUINE replies from patients asked why they needed an ambulance to and from hospital..."
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/ambulances

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    An Apple A Day, Marriage Jokes, Health & Wellness Humor, Heallthy Living Cartoons, Wellness Comics
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/apple/

    Categories: Battle of the Sexes, http://www.nursinghumor.com/battle/
    Cartoons and Comics (Nursing & Medical)http://www.nursinghumor.com/cartoons/
    Divorce Jokes, Ending A Marriage Humor, http://www.nursinghumor.com/divorce
    Geriatrics, Senior Citizen, Nursing Home Humor, http://www.nursinghumor.com/geriatrics
    Growing Old Jokes, http://www.nursinghumor.com/growing/
    Marriage, Matrimony, Wedding, http://www.nursinghumor.com/marriage

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    Anal Deodorant, Pharmacy Jokes, Patient Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/deodorant

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    Answers To Fifth Grade Science Exams, Children's Jokes, Parenting Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/answers

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    Are You Insane? Psychiatric Jokes, Mental Health Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/insane

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    Are You The Manager? Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Bartender Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/manager

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    Assault (The), Law Enforcement Jokes, Police Humor:"One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate.
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/assault

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    Attitude Adjustment, Animal Jokes, Pet Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/attitude

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    Auto Enthusiast, Surgeon Jokes, Medical Humor:
    http://www.nursinghumor.com/auto

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    Welcome to NursingA2Z.com.

    This website is owned, operated by Andrew & Melanie Lopez (RNs). It is our intent for this Alphabetical, A to Z index to be a comprehensive listing (In Progress) of Nursing-related resources on the Internet. It is indexed by Google and fully searchable. We'd ask that if you don't find what you are looking for, kindly contact us! If you are looking for a certain topic, it's likely you are not the only one. We will be adding to this index daily, be sure check back frequently.

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    Sincerely,

    Andrew Lopez, RN
    Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
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