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Thursday, November 18, 2010

Still on payroll despite fatal mistakes - Health News Florida

Of all the doctors in Florida that GlaxoSmithKline could have chosen as consultants, Steven Brooks and his partner E. “Jake” Jacobo would seem the least likely. They have a criminal record.

In 2001, the Orlando-area urologists pleaded guilty in U.S. District Court in Connecticut to one count of conspiracy to defraud Medicare and the military through a complicated black-market diversion of the pricey prostate cancer drug Lupron.

Despite the blotch on his record, Brooks is Florida’s third-biggest recipient of pharma speaking fees overall and commands by far the largest fees among those who have been disciplined, according to a data-mining  project by the investigative news site ProPublica. Working with the team there, Health News Florida analyzed the data for Florida and wrote a state-based analysis. 

Over the last 18 months, GlaskoSmithKline paid Brooks over $178,000, ProPublica found. The company also paid Jacobo $14,750.

Brooks

In the criminal case, federal prosecutors allowed the doctors to plead to a misdemeanor in return for repaying the government $1.1 million. They were sentenced to five years’ probation and 500 hours of community service.

According to an account in the Orlando Sentinel at the time, the doctors' attorney portrayed them as duples of pharmaceutical sales reps. He said it seemed like a business deal: The doctors bought extra supplies of Lupron in states where it was less expensive and arranged for resale in states where costs were higher, records said. This violated wholesale drug distribution laws.

The Florida Board of Medicine fined each doctor $10,000 and required them to take classes in medical ethics and risk management. Brooks gave up his medical license in New York, rather than fight charges stemming from the case.

Neither Brooks nor Jacobo returned calls from Health News Florida. A call to the drug company seeking information on the urologists’ roles as consultants and on whether the company knew about the federal case also went unanswered.

Who's running trials on new drugs?

Pharmaceutical companies depend on physicians to run clean clinical trials so they can get the data they need for Food and Drug Administration approval. Yet two drug-company consultants in Florida received FDA warning letters the over the way they ran clinical trials.

Last year, the FDA cited Francisco Hernandez of Hialeah for enrolling the wrong patients in a clinical trial of a diabetes injectable drug made by Sanofi-Aventis. Of 15 patients Hernandez enrolled, the letter said, 12 didn’t qualify.

The FDA also said Hernandez didn’t report illnesses in two of the patients that were serious enough to require hospitalization.

A similar letter went to Jeffrey R. Levenson in St. Petersburg for his work on the investigational drug Zyvox for Pharmacia and Upjohn in 2000, records show.

Levenson enrolled some subjects who were too sick to meet the outlines for the trial or even to give informed consent, the letter said. He also failed to report serious adverse events, it said.

Hernandez received $6,000 in the past year and a half from Lilly for consulting, records show. Levenson received $2,000 from GlaxoSmithKline and about $1,800 from Pfizer.

Neither returned calls from Health News Florida.

Experts on prescribing? Not so much

Doctors who are  paid speakers for drug companies are supposed to be experts in prescribing. According to records, though, several in Florida were anything but -- including psychiatrist Joseph John Altieri of Vero Beach.

(He is not to be confused with Dr. John Joseph Altieri, a Sarasota-based cardiologist)

Psychiatrist Altieri came before the Board of Medicine in 2008, charged with inappropriate prescribing to three patients.

In case documents, Department of Health investigators said Altieri provided a “constantly changing cocktail” of addictive drugs -- including potentially lethal narcotics such as oxycodone and morphine – to patients who Altieri knew or should have known were addicts.

The Board of Medicine found Altieri violated a slew of codes on physician conduct. He was fined $30,000 and placed on two years’ probation, with another physician supervising.

The DOH web site says Altieri recently completed his probation, but while it was still in force last year, he received $1,040 in speaking fees from Pfizer.

He did not return calls from Health News Florida.


Still on payroll, despite fatal mistake

Some doctors remain as speakers for drug companies, even after making very public, fatal mistakes.

Case in point: Tampa urologists Tod Fusia and Mark Swierzewski remain in demand as drug-company speakers even though they made a slip-up in surgery, killing a popular high-school teacher in October 2002,

The aim of the operation at St. Joseph’s Hospital was removal of a cancerous kidney. With Swierzewski assisting, Fusia used the then-new robotic arm to snip what he thought were the proper blood vessels. But they turned out to be the aorta and vena cava.

Despite efforts to stitch the vessels back together, the patient died the next day.

Their insurer settled the malpractice case for $1 million. The Florida Board of Medicine and Fusia settled the administrative charges with a $10,000 fine and 100 hours of community service.

Still, during the past 18 months, Fusia has received $6,500 in speaking fees from GlaxoSmithKline, according to ProPublica. Swierzewski got $4,175 from Lilly.

Neither of them returned calls from Health News Florida.

Not fatal, but still...

Another who bounced back from public humiliation is Dr. Charles C. Greene, an ear-nose-throat specialist in Jacksonville. In March 2002, when he set out to repair a patient’s blocked nasal passages by inserting tubes and instruments, he went too far.

An instrument penetrated the brain and removed part of the frontal lobe, according to Department of Health records. When the patient developed symptoms, Greene failed to act swiftly enough, the records said.

Other doctors eventually diagnosed a leak of brain fluid, blood clots in the brain and brain damage.

The family sued Greene and the parties reached a $500,000 settlement in April 2004. Greene also paid a $326,700 settlement in 2004 in a separate case.

In 2009 and 2010, GlaskoSmithKline paid Greene $16,600 in speaking fees, ProPublica found.

He did not return calls from Health News Florida.

--David Gulliver is an independent  journalist and founder of Sarasota Health News. Carol Gentry, Editor of Health News Florida, can be reached by e-mail or at 727-410-3266. 

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Monday, November 15, 2010

Uninsured Americans cannot afford many medications-KevinMD.com

I went to the doctor recently and got a new prescription.

The doctor was kind enough to give me some free samples, and a voucher that I could redeem to fill the prescription once at no cost. In the future, it will cost me $50 if I decide to refill it. If I didn’t have pharmaceutical benefits through my insurance coverage, the medication would set me back about $500 for a month’s supply. For those of you doing the math, yes, that’s $6,000 a year. Suffice it to say that I wouldn’t be filling the prescription. And that’s exactly what many Americans do.

For many low-income uninsured Americans, a number of important medications are out of reach because they are simply unaffordable. These are medications that treat chronic diseases like hypertension, high cholesterol, and other common illnesses. They are effective medications that can make a huge difference in a person’s quality of life–including whether or not they die an avoidable death. In a show of good faith, most pharmaceutical manufacturers provide access to no-cost or reduced-cost brand name medications (the ones they manufacture, of course) to this “gap” population. The trouble is, few people know about these programs, which offer tremendous assistance, but require people to jump through a number of application hoops to qualify for the cheap or, in some cases, free meds.

Dr. Heather Whitley has an article out in the latest issue of The Journal of Rural Health, which attempts to quantify the value of these prescription assistance programs (PAPs) at a clinic in Alabama. Head south from Tuscaloosa, and you’ll find yourself in Hale County–one of the 50 poorest counties in America with an average annual income of $14,927 per person. In Hale County, is a town called Moundville, and it is here that the Moundville Medical Clinic operates with a single physician, a nurse practitioner and a couple of nurses. This is one of those places that most Americans don’t know–or at least really don’t like to acknowledge–exists in the United States. If ever anyone needed help obtaining prescription medication, the patients of the Moundville Medical Clinic would be first in line.

The clinic has a pharmacist who works two days a week to help patients navigate the PAP application process. Costs are offset by charging patients $5 per completed and mailed application. In most cases, that is a small price to pay. Dr. Whitley looked at the data collected by the clinic to assess the value of the program–that is, how much free or reduced-cost medicine were patients getting?–and found that across a two-year period (2007 and 2008), the PAP program at the Moundville Medical Clinic brought in more than $138,000 in free medications.

That’s a lot, yes, but what is even more striking is when you consider that that was only for a total of 31 patients. In other words, each patient received about $4,500 in free medication on average during the study period. That’s a pretty remarkable benefit in return for filling out some complicated paperwork, and it suggests that — until real health reform and cost-control is achieved — clinics that see a number of PAP-eligible patients should strongly consider investing in such programs, even if it means having someone volunteer their time one day a week. The benefits far outweigh the costs, but there are administrative hurdles that must be cleared before the benefits can be accessed.

Brad Wright is a health policy doctoral student who blogs at Wright on Health.

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Sunday, November 14, 2010

Facing doctor shortage, 28 states may expand nurses' role - USATODAY.com

A nurse may soon be your doctor. With a looming shortage of primary care doctors, 28 states are considering expanding the authority of nurse practitioners. These nurses with advanced degrees want the right to practice without a doctor's watchful eye and to prescribe narcotics. And if they hold a doctorate, they want to be called "Doctor."

For years, nurse practitioners have been playing a bigger role in the nation's health care, especially in regions with few doctors. With 32 million more Americans gaining health insurance within a few years, the health care overhaul is putting more money into nurse-managed clinics.

Those newly insured patients will be looking for doctors and may find nurses instead.

The medical establishment is fighting to protect turf. In some statehouses, doctors have shown up in white coats to testify against nurse practitioner bills. The American Medical Association, which supported the national health care overhaul, says a doctor shortage is no reason to put nurses in charge and endanger patients.

Nurse practitioners argue there's no danger. They say they're highly trained and as skilled as doctors at diagnosing illness during office visits. They know when to refer the sickest patients to doctor specialists. Plus, they spend more time with patients and charge less.

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Doctors' house calls making a comeback - USATODAY.com

Dr. Ina Li walked down the seventh-floor hallway of a local apartment building recently, pausing at each door to check the number.

She finally found the one of her patient, Katherine Talmo.

It's easier for Talmo if Li, a geriatrician, comes to her. The 90-year-old doesn't get out nearly as much since she stopped driving nine years ago. But she is determined to stay in her home.

"If I was in a nursing home, I'd only live for one more year," she said. "But if I live at home, I'll live to be 100."

The notion of doctors making house calls harkens back to an era before HMOs, medical centers and outpatient surgery centers.

Those visits offer insights not available during a 15-minute office visit. Doctors learn more about a patient's lifestyle, eating habits, their ability to take medicine and exercise.

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Consult-A-Nurse - HCA Hospitals, Florida

Consult-a-Nurse is a FREE community service from the HCA hospitals in your area, designed to help you find a physician, obtain health information, or register for an HCA hospital sponsored event in your community.

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Friday, November 12, 2010

Walk with a Doc

"Just Walk" is a free, non-profit  program for anyone interested in taking steps for their health. Bring friends and loved ones or come alone, and enjoy a refreshing, rejuvenating walk in the park. Physicians, specialists and healthcare professionals from your community will provide support and answer questions. Come out and see what is happening in your community.

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Monday, September 27, 2010

Medical Terminology, Nursing Students Resources on: The Nurse Friendly

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Medical Terminology, Free-ed.net:"A free education opportunity at Free-Ed.Net:"This is a complete and self-contained course in modern medical terminology. It is suitable for all students of the health occupations who will have a need to communicate with physicians, dentists, and other medical professionals. Little prior knowledge of anatomy, physiology, and pharmacology are required. Each major unit of study begins with a pretest. The results of these tests determine whether you are required to study the material introduced in the unit. Likewise, each study unit concludes with a thorough study achievement exam. The results will tell you whether you require further study of the material presented in the unit."
http://free-ed.net/sweethaven/MedTech/MedTerm/default.asp

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Multilingual Glossary of technical and popular medical terms in nine European Languages:"This project was commissioned by The EuropeanCommission(DG III) and executed by Heymans Institute of Pharmacology and Mercator School, Department of applied Linguistics."
http://users.ugent.be/~rvdstich/eugloss/welcome.html

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Prefixes, Roots, and Suffixes, University of Minnesota, General College:"Activities to help you learn commonly used prefixes, suffixes, and roots in human anatomy and physiology. Go Here for a Brief Introduction to the History and Use of Medical Terminology."
http://msjensen.cehd.umn.edu/1135/med_term_activites/

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Medical Terminology and Cancer By Simon Cotterill:"This guide is intended as an introduction to medical terminology with an emphasis on cancer. The guide is primarily aimed at those who may have little or no medical background, and is also hoped to be of some use to those with more experience. It has been written for those engaged in cancer research such as data managers, clinical trial assistants, statisticians, and others. If you are a patient remember always to discuss your concerns with your physician who will be able to provide you with the information which most relevant to you. This guide may be of interest to you but discuss your information needs with your doctor first."
http://www.cancerindex.org/medterm/

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Glossary of Terms, Medical Terminology, Kidney Options:"Abdomen – The part of the body containing the internal organs. Lies between the pelvis and the chest cavity. Access – A means to get into the body. Accesses to the bloodstream for hemodialysis are fistulas, grafts, catheter, etc. Access to the peritoneal cavity for peritoneal dialysis is a catheter."
http://www.kidneyoptions.com/medicalterm.html

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Medical Quizzes, Central Business School, Marquette, Michigan:"Human Anatomy, Human Anatomy, Medical Office Procedures, Medical Records Coding, Medical Records Coding, Medical Records Coding, Medical Terminology, Medical Terminology, Medical Terminology, Medical Terminology - Abbreviations, Medical Terminology - Abbreviations, Medical Terminology - Cardiology, Medical Terminology - Urology, Punctuation - Subject/Verb Agreement"
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The medical students' guide to medical terminology:"The medical students' guide to medical terminology Medicine is a strange business. On the one hand, people are always emphasising the importance of communication. On the other, the terms that are used are so opaque and cloaked in euphemisms that it takes a good few years to actually understand what is being said to you. Knowing what people are really talking about can save you a whole heap of trouble."
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Learn Medical Terminology, KWIC Medical Training:"You Don't Have To Be A Brain Surgeon To Learn Medical Terminology. You think medical terms are long, unpronounceable words that only doctors can understand. You believe learning medical terminology requires spending long, agonizing hours memorizing those unpronounceable words and their meanings.
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Medical Terminology Word Lists, By Specialty, MTDesk.com:"Alternative Medicine Terms, Cardiovascular Terms, Clinical Trial Acronyms, Dermatology/Skin Terms, Digestive/Gastrointestinal Terms, Foot & Ankle Terms, Male Reproductive Terms, Musculoskeletal Terms, Neonatal Terms, Nephrology Terms, Neurologic Terms, Neuropsychological Tests, Neuropsychological Test Descriptions, Obstetric/Gynecology Terms, Oncology Terms, Ophthalmology Terms, Physical Exam Terms, Radiology Terms, Respiratory Terms, Stumper Terms for New MTs, Urology Terms."
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Medical Terminology, Universalclass.com:"This is a comprehensive study of medical terminology used in the science and health science fields. Ideal for all students in the health occupations or who will have to communicate with physicians, dentists, and other medical professionals. This course is designed to provide the student with a sound knowledge and understanding of the medical language used by the health care professionals. These words and symbols relate to body systems, anatomical structures, medical diagnosis and procedures. You are, solely accountable for your own achievement."
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Medical Terminology, Virtual Learning Center:"Medical terminology is the language of the medical field. Whether you are a doctor, nurse, medical secretary, medical transcriptionist, medical biller, medical coder or other health-care professional, a thorough understanding of medical terminology is paramount to performing your occupation competently."
http://www.medical-terminology-course.com/index.html

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Dr. Watson's Medical Terminology:"Dr. Watson's Medical Terminology, Version 4, is a complete, self-paced computer course, equivalent to a 3 semester hour course, for PCs or for the MacIntosh using Windows emulation. The course is divided into 14 chapters, covering General Terms, Body Structure, and the body systems. Each body system chapter includes sections on A & P, Pathology, Pharmacology, Lab, Clinic (X-ray, clinical, and surgical procedures), Records (abbreviations and miscellaneous terms), and Class (chapter objectives and ungraded exercises)."
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Medical Terminology, Virtual Learning Center:"Medical terminology is the language of the medical field. Whether you are a doctor, nurse, medical secretary, medical transcriptionist, medical biller, medical coder or other health-care professional, a thorough understanding of medical terminology is paramount to performing your occupation competently."
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Civil War and 19th Century Medical Terminology:"Phrase Meaning Abcpsia blindness Abscessus A swollen, inflamed area of the body where pus gathers."
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Old Medical Terminology:"Ablepsy - Blindness, Ague - Malarial Fever, American plague - Yellow fever."
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Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Free Medical Books | by Amedeo.com

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Free Medical Books | by Amedeo.com:"Knowledge is power, educating yourself "before" you go to the doctor, leads to empowerment and informed decision making. Whether the problem is Cancer, Diabetes, Heart Disease, Obesity, you'll find resources here. Do not trust your physician blindly, they are human and make mistakes too."
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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Nurse Hell, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Nurse Humor

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Nurse Hell, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Nurse Humor
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A doctor dies and goes to hell.

The devil greets him and tells him that since he was doctor, and did some good that he could choose his eternity.

The devil opens the first door, there are doctors hanging from their ankles being whipped by demons.

"Oh my God, I don't want that", the doctor replies.

The devil opens a second door to reveal doctors on fire being chased by huge beasts.

"That one is even worse!" says the doctor, getting more nervous.

The devil opens a third door to reveal doctors in lounge chairs being served tropical drinks by gorgeous, scantily clad nurses.

"Sign me up for that eternity!" the doctor states.

The devil then slams that door and says, "You can't go there, you weren't supposed to see that."

The doctor states why can't I go there?

The devil replies, "Well.... that's nurse hell."

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Five Minutes

A hospital posted a notice in the nurse's lounge saying: "Remember, the first five minutes of a human being's life are the most dangerous." Underneath, a nurse had written: "The last five are pretty risky, too."

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Peek-A-Boo

The famous female Olympic skier, Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-A-Boo), is not just an outstanding athlete, she is also a nurse. She currently works at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital.

She is not permitted to answer the telephone, however, as it caused simply too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say, "Picabo, ICU."

(Please note, this is in fact an urban legend as verified by "snopes.com" we'll keep it here for clarification anyhow.)

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Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.

The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty.

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A Routine Physical, Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor:"A man goes to a doctor for a routine physical. The nurse starts with the basics. "How much do you weigh?" she asks."
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A Small Prick, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor:"About a week ago I broke my ankle (in three places) and was in the hospital for several days. My first night in the hospital, after having surgery to rejoin my bones with pins and plates and such, I was in a great deal of pain and quite immobile."
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How Nurses Do It, Nursing Jokes, Occupation Humor:
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Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Nurse Jokes, Healthcare Humor:"10. I love to wear white support hose. 9. I get a kick out of arrogant doctors."
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Able To Play? Operating Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."
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Charge Nurse & The Genie Who Granted Three Wishes:
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Getting Even, Nursing Jokes, Physician Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/getting/

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HMO Blues, Nursing Jokes, Managed Care (HMO) Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/blues

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New Password, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Computer Humor:"A female nurse manager was helping a smug male resident access his computer account on the hospital information system."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/password

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Patient Reassurance, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/reassurance

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Practical Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor, Doctor Jokes
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-nursing-humor-practical-jokes.html

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Respiratory Assessments, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-bedside-nursing-jokes-respiratory-assessments.html

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Get Well Quick, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Law Enforcement Humor:
http://www.4nursing.com/humor-bedside-nursing-jokes-get-well-quick.html

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Top Ten Most Commonly Used Nursing Phrases:"10. "No, really, I don't mind changing the TV channel for you . . . again."

9. "I'm sorry, it's not THAT kind of Tylenol."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/phrases

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Top Ten Reasons I Went Into Nursing, Top Ten Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/into

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Top Ten Reasons To Work An Overtime Shift On The Weekend, Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/weekend

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Black Testicles, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Care Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/bedside.nursing.humor.black.testicles.htm

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The Center of Attention, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.the.center.of.attention.htm

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Top Ten Worst Hospital Visitors, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Top Ten Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/worst

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Patient Guidelines And Responsibilities, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Patient Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/

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Ambulances As Medical Necessities, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor:"These are all GENUINE replies from patients asked why they needed an ambulance to and from hospital..."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/ambulances

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The Foley Insertion, Foley Catheter Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/insertion

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Nurse Hell, Bedside Nursing Jokes, Nurse Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/hell

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How Many Nurses Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? Bedside Nursing Jokes, Medical Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/bedside.nursing.humor/how.many.nurses.does.it.take.to.change.a.light.bulb.htm

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Multiple Specimens, Medical Jokes, Doctor & Patient Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.multiple.specimens.htm

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The Ranks of a Hospital, Nursing Jokes, Bedside Nursing Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/bedside.nursing.humor/the.ranks.of.the.hospital.htm

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Most Commonly Used Phrases By Nurses, Bedside Nursing Humor, Nurse Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/most.commonly.used.phrases.by.nurses.htm

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Caffeine Is My Shepherd, Bedside Nursing Humor, Employment Jokes
http://www.nursinghumor.com/caffeine

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.nursefriendly.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL "nursefriendly"
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4nursing.com
http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com

Friday, August 24, 2007

American Anaplastology Association

Healthcare Associations, Organizations, http://www.4nursing.com/healthcare

American Anaplastology Association:"The American Anaplastology Association's mission is to promote excellence within the field of facial and somato prosthetics to enhance the lives of patients. The Association provides for continued education, research, publication, and advocacy opportunities among professionals involved in restoring malformed or absent parts of the human body through artificial means."
AAA Administration
PO Box 27440 Seattle, WA 98165 USA
Phone and Fax: 206-268-0311 aaa@anaplastology.org
http://www.anaplastology.org

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See also:

National, State Nurse (Nursing) Organizations, http://www.4nursing.com/associations/

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Associations_22, Abuse, Abusive Behaviors, Abused, Direct Patient Care, http://www.nursefriendly.com/abuse/

+Associations_65, Addictions, Drug and Substance Abuse on The Nursefriendly: http://www.nursefriendly.com/addictions/

Associations_104, AIDS & HIV Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome, AIDS & HIV Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/aids/

Associations_41, Blood Banks, Blood Donation, Apheresis Links, http://www.4nursing.com/blood/

Associations_44, Pregnancy, Obstetrics, & Gynecology (OB-GYN), Direct (Bedside Nursing) Patient Care, http://www.4nursing.com/obgyn

Canadian Associations, Cancer, Oncology, Malignancy, Tumors:
http://www.4nursing.com/canadian

Cardiac Associations, Cardiac & Cardiology Resources, http://www.4nursing.com/cardiac

Intravenous, Infusion Therapy Professional Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/intravenous

Medical Associations, Cancer, Oncology, Malignancy, Tumors, http://www.4nursing.com/medical

Renal, Kidney Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/renal

Respiratory Associations, http://www.4nursing.com/respiratory

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Sincerely,

Andrew Lopez, RN
Nursefriendly, Inc. A New Jersey Corporation.
38 Tattersall Drive, Mantua New Jersey 08051
http://www.4nursing.com info@nursefriendly.com ICQ #6116137, AOL "nursefriendly"
856-415-9617, (fax) 415-9618

150,000 + Nurse-Reviewed & Approved Nursing Links

http://www.4studentnurses.com
http://www.4travelnursing.com
http://www.lopez1.com
http://www.nursinga2z.com
http://www.nursingdiscussions.com
http://www.nursinghumor.com
http://www.nursefriendly.com
http://www.nursingentrepreneurs.com
http://www.nursingexperts.com