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Monday, February 1, 2010

Wisdom for the Road

http://www.inspirationalnursing.com/road/ Cherish things while you still have them, before they're gone,
and you realize how precious they really are.
Life can only be understood backwards,
but it must be lived forwards.
Everything in life is temporary.
So if things are going good,
enjoy it because it won't last forever.
And if things are going bad,
don't worry because it won't last forever either.
Destiny is not a matter of chance,
it is a matter of choice;
it is not a thing to be waited for,
it is a thing to be achieved.
A journey of a thousand miles
begins with a single step.
Never cross a bridge
without knowing how to swim the tides.
If you could not add years to your life
Add life to your years.
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Monday, January 25, 2010

AIDS & HIV Patient, Professional Resources 100125

AIDS & HIV Patient, Professional Resources 100125
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Nurse selected resources for patients, healthcare professionals and doctors on AIDS & HIV, Acquired Immune Deficiency, Immunocompromised Resources.
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Thursday, September 17, 2009

Nightshift, Working Nights, Shift Work

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NIght Shift Challenges, Helen V. Calalang-Javier, MSN, RNC, IBCLC, Bellaonline.com:"Working nights is a challenge for most nursing staff especially when one has to work for 4-5 nights in a row. Some nights are easy and some nights are chaotic. The nursing activities at night are slightly different in some areas such as in Mother-Baby Unit because most new mothers are healthy and they need more rest period. However, think about the trauma that comes in the emergency room every night and face non- stop excitement, drama, and stress. Or in the intensive care unit where one has to deal with codes after codes or ventilator intermittently beeping one patient after the other. All these situations can cause physical and emotional stress especially when working on the night shift."
http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art43917.asp
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Operating Room Nurse On The Night Shift, Citytowninfo.com:"I work the night shift, so I'm considered a trauma nurse in the OR. The cases at night aren't scheduled. They are usually emergencies or urgent. We see many different types of surgery at night. Because the cases aren't scheduled, you never know what you will be doing when you come in."
http://www.citytowninfo.com/career-story/registered-nurses/operating-room-nurse-on-the-night-shift
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Night Shift Nurse in a Hospital: Video Series, Ehow.com:"Learn how an overnight nurse prepares for the late shift with expert nursing tips from an experienced night nurse in this free online late shift related video series."
http://www.ehow.com/videos-on_3807_night-shift-nurse-hospital.html
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Night Shift Survival Hints, Emergency Nursing World:"It often seems that some staff are "permanent night people" who always function well; that some are "day people" who are known to "face-plant" on the desk and function poorly at night; and that some rotate satisfactorily but markedly prefer one particular shift."
http://enw.org/NightShift.htm
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Tips for Surviving and Enjoying the Night Shift, Findarticles.com:"Whether you are a new graduate starting night shifts for the first time or an experienced night shift worker, these tips may assist you to improve your night shift experiences. We as night nurses carry a responsibility for the safety of those we care for, therefore part of that care is to look after our own needs in order to meet the needs of our patients; for example, by getting adequate rest and relaxation before we commence night shift."
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qa4138/is_200301/ai_n9325199/
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OCTOBER 23, 2008, Off-shift Nursing, MedscapeNursing:"The other day I had a conversation with a nursing supervisor about the night shift, working from 7 pm to 7 am. Our conversation became somewhat argumentative in the sense that we were both questioning if the quality of care delivered by nurses during the night shift drops significantly. It made me wonder …. I have worked the night shift my entire nursing career. I could never return to the day shift. However, there are some issues that do occur during this shift. More often than not, I see my colleagues come in, plunk themselves down in their chairs by the nursing station and immediately focus on who is taking a break , “when, where, and how long.” At other times electronic documentation begins before even evaluating the patient. How can you assess a patient without ever seeing them? Aren’t you falsifying records or are you simply copying the previous shift’s entries? This worries me…"
http://medscapenursing.blogs.com/medscape_nursing/2008/10/off-shift-nursing.html
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5 Truths About Working Night Shifts, Nurseuncut.com:"One of the joys (NOT!) of being a nurse is working at odd hours just like doctors, call centre employees and the like. Every nurse gets the dreaded graveyard shift."
http://www.nurseuncut.com.au/594a1.page
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Surviving the Night Shift, Nursinglink.com:"Healthcare isn’t a 9-to-5 job. It’s an around-the-clock profession, and working evening or night hours is a way of life for many health professionals. Such shifts can take a physical and emotional toll on workers, experts say, but there are ways to prevent the damage. Here are suggestions for surviving – and even thriving – despite a draining schedule."
http://www.nursinglink.com/careers/articles/6238-surviving-the-night-shift
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What do you do on Night Shift? Nursingvoices.com:"Its the quiet time on the ward. Many nurses do many things during this time, so apart from the odd vital observation how do you spend the time? Do you bring a book and read, spend the whole night charting and finishing the paperwork (includes checking vitals), nip off for a quick sleep, walk around checking on everyone (just to stay awake), ward work (restocking, cleaning, etc), or do does the mayhem just not stop."
http://www.nursingvoices.com/poll-week/740-what-do-you-do-night-shift.html
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Night Shift always late...., Ultimatenurse.com:"For some reason at my current hospital the majority of the night shift nurses are always clocking in late. They take their time getting their work assignments and report from days shift. Now most of on day shift are always early to work. As soon as we walk through the door, night shift is hounding us to give report, even before we are allowed to clock in. Is this a problem isolated to my hospital or is this a problem more systemic?"
http://www.ultimatenurse.com/forum/f12/night-shift-always-late-19810/
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Thursday, September 3, 2009

Texas: No more mandatory overtime for nurses

Sept 2, 2009, Texas:"No more mandatory overtime for nurses:"Hospitals in Texas can no longer require registered nurses and licensed vocational nurses to work mandatory overtime. The law, which went into effect Tuesday, makes Texas the 15th state to prohibit the practice of forcing nurses to work longer than their scheduled shifts. “It's very, very important for patient safety,” said Fernando Losada, state director of the National Nurses Organizing Committee Texas in Austin. The group is part of the California Nurses Association, a union which lobbied legislators for the law." http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/business/sixel/6600043.html
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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk, On The Job Jokes, Employment Humor

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Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk, On The Job Jokes, Employment Humor
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25. “Oh, Man! Come in at 6 in the morning and look what happens!”
24. “This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!”
23. “This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!”
22. “You don’t discriminate against those with Latient Atrophy Zymosis Yeast syndrome, DO YOU?!?”
21. “Gee, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day.”
20. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
19. “Oh, Hi, I was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands.”
18. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.”
17. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper”
16. “I was just meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!”
15. “This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!”
14. “I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance”
13. “I’m doing the “Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan” (SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.”
12. “It worked well for Reagan, didn’t it?”
11. “This is a highly specific Yoga position to relieve work-related stress.”
10. “Just pacing myself for the all-nighter tonight!”
9. “I was working smarter-not harder.”
8. “Auggh! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”
7. “I’m in the management training program.”
6. “The coffee machine is broken….”
5. “Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.”
4. “Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!”
3. “Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!”
2. “It’s okay… I’m still billing the client.”
And the #1 response if found asleep at your desk:
1. “…and I especially thank you for my excellent boss, Amen!”
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The Aspirin And The Job Interview, Medical Jokes, On The Job Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/interview
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Blonde Coffee, Blonde Jokes, On The Job Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/bc
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Christmas Party Blow-Out, Marriage Jokes, Employment Humor:"After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/party
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Common Forms of Office Illness, On The Job Jokes, Medical Humor,
http://www.nursinghumor.com/illnesses
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Differences Between You And The Boss, Employment Jokes, On The Job Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/boss
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Dressing Up, On The Job Jokes, Battle of The Sexes Humor:"There was this rich woman who lives in a large mansion. One day she comes upon the butler and says "butler take off my blouse"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/dressing
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Funny Signs, On the Job Jokes, Employment Humor:"Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents? Beauty Shop: Dye now!Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/signs
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My Prayer For Today, On The Job, Employment Humor:"Lord help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 7:41:23 am PST God help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of them ARE hypersensitive."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/my
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Policy Making, On The Job Jokes, Employment Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/policy
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Ten "If's" You Need To Know To Get Along At Work, On The Job Jokes, Employment Humor:"1. If it rings, put it on hold. 2. If it clunks, call the repairman." http://www.nursinghumor.com/ifs
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Sunday, June 14, 2009

It's A Very Simple Operation, Medical Jokes, Operating Room Humor

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It's A Very Simple Operation, Medical Jokes, Operating Room Humor
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A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation.
A nurse stopped him and asked, "What's the matter?"
He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right.'"
"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"
"She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!"
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A Work of Art, Medical Jokes, Patient Humor
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Able To Play? Operating Room Jokes, Medical Humor:"A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands."
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Eye Surgery, Operating Room Jokes, Medical Humor:
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Going To Operate, Medical Jokes, Operating Room (OR) Humor:"When his auto mechanic came in for an operation, Dr. Grimley couldn't help but take the opportunity to turn the tables on him."
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He Thinks He's A Surgeon, Medical Jokes, Pearly Gates Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.he.thinks.he.is.a.surgeon.htm
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Horrible Mistake, Doctors Jokes, Medical Humor:"There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for a vasectomy was instead given a sex change operation."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/horrible
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Making It Look Easy, Doctor Jokes, Medical Humor.
http://www.nursinghumor.com/medical/making.it.look.easy.htm
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Nuns Are Not Spinsters, Religious Jokes, Operating Room Humor:"A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/spinsters
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Pre-op Examination, Operating Room, OR Jokes, Medical Humor:"A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She's laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her. The nurse pushes the trolley down the corridor towards the operating theatre, where she leaves the girl on the trolley outside, while she goes in to check whether everything is ready."
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The Right Size, Medical Jokes, Surgical Humor:"John was successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered at work by terrible headaches."
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Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When Regaining Consciousness, Medical Jokes, Operating Room Humor:
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Who Makes the Best Patient?
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The Nails and the Fence, Inspirational Poems, Touching Stories

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The Nails and the Fence, Inspirational Poems, Touching Stories
Friends are a very rare jewel, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed. They lend an ear, they share a word of praise, and they always want to open their hearts to us. Show your friends how much you care.
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Angels In Our Lives, Watching Over Us
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Creating the Image of Success for the Nurse Entrepreneur?

Creating the Image of Success for the Nurse Entrepreneur?:"As decentralization and vertical integration strategies are implemented in health-care organizations, an opportunity exists for professional nurses to be involved in entrepreneurship (Swansberg & Swansburg, 1999). With the current and projected shortage of professional nurses, health-care agencies often find it advantageous to contact nurse entrepreneurs for a variety of professional services. However, for the nurse entrepreneur to take advantage of these opportunities, an essential element of success and professional image must be developed."
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Friday, June 5, 2009

What Does She Look Like? Geriatrics Jokes, Marriage Humor

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What Does She Look Like? Geriatrics Jokes, Marriage Humor
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Two old guys are pushing their carts around Walmart when they collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The second old guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?" The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?" To which the first old guy says, "Don't remember, let's look for yours." ******************************************************
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A Woman's Random Thoughts, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
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Airplane Ride, Marriage Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
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Brand New Hat, Battle of The Sexes Jokes, Geriatrics Humor:"There was a little old lady standing at a corner. She had both hands holding her hat on while the wind blew her dress up around her waist."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/hat
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Coffee and Viagra, Medical Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/cv/
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Concerns For Baby Boomers, Geriatrics Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/concerns
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Croak Like a Frog, Children's Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/croak
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Curse Removal, Elderly Jokes, Marriage/Matrimony Humor:"An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/removal
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Expensive Perfume, Geriatric Jokes, Fashion Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/perfume
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Getting A Bit Forgetful, Senior Citizens Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/geriatrics.senior.citizen.humor.getting.a.bit.forgetful.htm
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She's In A Romantic Mood, Getting Older Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/romantic
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Success At Any Age, Getting Older Jokes, Geriatric Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/success
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Taking Notes, Doctor Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/notes
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Three Times A Week, Doctors Jokes, Marriage Humor:"
An elderly woman went to the doctor for a check up. After examining her and checking her cardiovascular activity, the doctor recommended that she engage in sexual activity three times a week."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/three
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Trying To Help, Bar Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/trying
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What She Has, Getting Older Jokes, Geriatrics Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/has/
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The Perks of Being Over Fifty, Getting Older Jokes, Geriatric Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/perks
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Rusty Tools, Viagra Jokes, Marriage Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/rusty
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Taking Turns, Dental Jokes, Geriatrics Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/taking
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Truisms, Sign of The Times Jokes, Getting Older Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/geriatrics.senior.citizen.humor.truisms.htm
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Getting Older, Senior Citizen Jokes, Geriatric Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/geriatrics.senior.citizen.humor.getting.older.htm
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The Memory Clinic, Geriatric Jokes, Marriage Humor:"Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"
http://www.nursinghumor.com/memory
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Top Signs That You Are Growing Old, Aging Jokes & Humor:
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/growing.old.htm
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Trying Viagra, Medical Jokes, Geriatric Humor:
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The Spare Set, Dental Jokes, Gallows Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/dental.humor.dentist.jokes.the.spare.set.htm
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Ain't Senile Yet, Getting Older Jokes, Medical Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/geriatrics.senior.citizen.humor.aint.senile.yet.htm
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Truisms, Sign of The Times Jokes, Getting Older Humor:"It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature. All power corrupts, but we need the electricity. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/truisms
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Shooting Blanks, Medical Jokes, Physician Humor
http://www.nursinghumor.com/humor/medical.doctor.physician.patient.jokes.shooting.blanks.htm
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Virtually Deaf? Getting Older Jokes, Medical Humor:"An elderly gentleman finally invested in a hearing aid after becoming virtually deaf. It was one of those invisible hearing aids. Soon after, he went for a check-up."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/deaf
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Wedding Registry, Pharmacy Jokes, Senior Citizen Humor:"Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, aged 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drug store. Jacob suggests they go in."
http://www.nursinghumor.com/registry
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When The Baby Cries, Infertility Jokes, Geriatrics Humor:"With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65-year old woman has a baby.
All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family.
When they ask to see the baby, the 65-year old mother says, "not yet."
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